EVIL PATRIXXX, The Revonge

Oh noes
So after theh Skeleton halped EVIL PATRIXXX escaep his caeg, EVIL PATRIXXX thought about what to dew next. So he said to theh Skeleton "I SHALL NAME YOU.... FREDY." So now theh skeleton's name was FREDY. So EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY went to the Supermarket. They bought a Frozen Pizza and casually brought it to PATRIXXX's Rock High-Tech Bunker. They then cooked and ate the Pizza. EVIL PATRIXXX exclaimed. "YAS WE SHALL HEV OUR REVONGE ON DA SURFACE." FREDY just nodded, since he couldn't talk, as he was a skeleton. Anyway, at Hyrule Castle. Link exclaimed. "Gee, it sure is boring around here." King Harikanian replied. "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" Suddenly, Gwonam swooped in. "Your majesty, Gamelon is under attack by the evil forces of EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY." Harikanian replied. "Hmmm... How can we help." Gwonam replied. "As it is written, only Link and Ganon can defeat EVIL PATRIXXX." Harkinian replied. "Oh Shit! That's no good!" Michael Rosen ran in. He asked. "Am I interrupting something?" Harkinian turned. "Sadly, we need Ganon's help to defeat EVIL PATRIXXX." Michael Rosen said. "Ok, me and Link will go to try and convince Ganon." Harkinian said. "I will send the Triforce of Courage to protect Link!" Link said "Great!" Gwonam stated, "We should go on my magic carpet, it will be much faster." Link and Michael got on the carpet. They flew off as Gwonam stated "Squalalala! We are off!" Back with FREDY and EVIL PATRIXXX. They were destroying Gamelon. EVIL PATRIXXX laughed as he used FIRE JELLY to destroy buildinGs. While FREDY used his SPOOKIE SCURY SKELETON POWAS. To Ressurect people from the dead as minions for EVIL PATRIXXX's army. FREDY wrote down on a notebook and showed it to EVIL PATRIXXX. It said "My Lord, what now?" EVIL PATRIXXX said. "As it is written, Only Link and Ganon can defeat me. So we must go destroy them." Then FREDY wrote down. "Yes, my liege." Back with Gwonam. They had flown all day. Link said. "We should rest." So Link, Gwonam, and Michael Rosen flew down to a hotel. There was a note on the front. Link read it. "Dear Pesky hotel-wisher(s). Please leave your money near this sign. 60$ for a suite per person. The Roomkey will be given shortly." Link put 180$ down. A Koopa zoomed over, and grabbed the money. Then left a hotel key. They went to a room and fell asleep. The next morning, Link went downstairs. They all ate breakfeast at the hotel, and Link exclaimed. "Golly! This food sure is Great!" Gwonam nodded "Yes Indeed, Link." Michael Rosen was eating Pancakes with chocolate chips in them. Suddenly, some of FREDY's Skeletons popped in. Gwonam exclaimed "OH SHIT-" The Skeletons let out a battle cry, and charged. Michael Rosen ate a Plum, and went Super Sayin II. After this, Michael Rosen screamed "Chokokeki!" Summoning his stand. Link blinked (Hey that rhymes.) "What does JoJo have to do with this- and DBZ-" Then Michael responded. "A n i m e Link, that's the answer." Link blinked. "o....k?" Gwonam then fired bits of rock from the hotel at the warriors, who blocked with their shields. Chokokeki beat up the skeletons, as they could not see him. Michael Rosen fired a Kamamaha. a warrior blocked with his shield. Link sliced the guard's head clean off, yoinking the head. He threw it at another skeleton, distracting him. Gwonam used his carpet to dive-bomb warriors, or help Link and Michael Rosen with attacks. Eventually, they defeated all the warriors. Before they were forced to pay for property damages, they flew away. Back with EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY. "YU MEME DEY FAULED?" EVIL PATRIXXX asked. FREDY nodded. EVIL PATRIXXX thought to himself. "HMMMMM WEEL WE CUD HIER A BUNTY HONTER." FREDY nodded. They called the most despicable of villains... the most malevolent of monsters... the most wrathful of fiends... The One and only...

I.M. Meen.

I.M. Meen flew in using his weird tornado thing. Meen smirked. "Greetings, Your Majesty." EVIL PATRIXXX nodded "WE NED YOU TO KILT LIONK. WE PAY MUCH MUNZ." Meen nodded. "I hate those Goodie-Goodies! I will see to it at once!" Meen spun into a pillar, as he had forgot to read that random Wii screen that basically amounted to "There's things are you don't hit them with the remote lol." Meen stated. "I've got to admit... I'm kind of retarded." Meen then flew out. EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY released EVUAL laughs. Then they began to Cough. "GODUMN- CORONAHVIURS-" PATRIXXX said through coughs. At Ganon's Castle, he was speaking to some random idiot who claimed he had captured Link. Ganon stated. "SILENCE! Hectan! Keep the Runt in Chains!" Hectan replied "Yes my Master..." Hectan dragged the captured person along. "And as for you." Ganon said. "YOU MUST DIE!" Ganon Incinerated the person with a fireball. Hectan returned "My Master... the princess is still locked up... what now?" Ganon thought for a moment. He stated. "Keep hunting for Link, we'll find him eventually." Back with Link. "Gee, this sure is boring." Link said, lacking much enthusiasm. Gwonam replied. "We're almost there, Link-" suddenly, a lightning bolt hit the carpet. Gwonam screeched, as he piloted it down to a landing. I.M. Meen was there, smirking. "Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHA." And the Inveitable battle began. Gwonam shoot a fireball at Meen, hwo countered with a ball of ice. Link stabbed a Meen, but he jumped out of the way. Michael Rosen used his stand, Chokokeki. Meen summoned his own stand. "Sakkusu o yomu!" He yelled. The stands clashed. Michael tried to fire a Kamamaha. Meen fired his own, and overpowered Michael, sending him into a tree. Meen burst out laughing again. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Link shoot an Arrow at Meen. Meen dodged, then threw a tornado at Link. Gwonam used his carpet to get Link out of the way in time. Link used The Triforce of Courage on Meen. He screeched as it blasted him back. Meen summoned Lightning, and used it to corner our heroes. He smirked "ANY LAST WORDS, GOODIE-GOODIES?" Gwonam said. "Yes, I want to know one thing." Meen asked. "What?" Gwonam said. "WHO WAS PHONE?" Meen blinked. "Erm-" He sat there for a moment. He put his hand to his forehead and thought. He pushed his hand in further. Eventually, he blasted his own skull open with his head. Non-Realistic BLOOD shoot everywhere, as his skull exploded. I.M. Meen was dead. They all breathed sighs of relief. Back with EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY. "YU MEME I'M A MEME DIEDED?" FREDY nodded. EVIL PATRIXXX made a oh hek face. "OH NOES, BUT FORTUNUTELY, I HEV A BACKUP." EVIL PATRIXXX called up his cousin, EVIL SONIXXX. "SONIXXX, REK THESE BOIS." SONIXXX said. "I'LL NED SOME HALP MAN." EVIL PATRIXXX thought. "HMM.. I'LL GET YOUS DA MAN IN THE SUIT." He called up the Man in the Suit to help EVIL SONIXXX nodded, and ran to kill dose good bois. Back with Link and the crew, they were almost at Ganon's Castle. Suddenly, EVIL SONIXXX and THE MAN IN THE SUIT appeared. They were forced to enter a fight. EVIL SONIXXX spundash at Link, who blocked with his shield. THE MAN IN THE SUIT Grabbed his .45 and tried to shoot Michael with it. But Chokokeki blocked. Gwonam rained Hail onto EVIL SONIXXX and THE MAN IN THE SUIT. They both tried to attack him, but Link stabbed EVIL SONIXXX who screeched. THE MAN IN THE SUIT kicked Gwonam into the air, and slammed him back down. Michael Rosen Incinerated THE MAN IN THE SUIT with a Kamamaha. EVIL SONIXXX went SUPA EVUL SONIXXX. Then rekt all our heroes. dey were backed into da corner. den EVIL SONIXXX asked. "ANY LEST WURDS?" His SUPA EVUL form ran out. Then Ganon Sprinted outside, and Incinerated SONIXXX with lightning bolts. With the words. "YOU MUST DIE." EVIL SONIXXX was now ded. Link said "Ganon, we need your help in defeating EVIL PATRIXXX." Ganon replied "NO! I WILL LET HIM KILL YOU!" Then Link said "Come on Ganon, we can work out a deal." Ganon thought "Hm. What about... I CAN KEEP ZELDA AS MY HOSTAGE!" Ganon laughed evally. Link thought, wincing. "Uh- Guess it's a deal then." Ganon smirked. Then turned to the castle. "HECTAN, KEEP THE RUNTS IN CHAINS." Hectan replied. "Yes my Master..." Ganon turned to Link and co. A message appeared. [Ganon has joined your party!] They then went as fest as they could to where EVIL PATRIXXX was. EVIL PATRIXXX shook. "DEY KILT SONIXXX? OH NOES. DATS VURY BED." FREDY nodded. He wrote down a solution. "EVIL KERMIXXX? VURY WULL." He sent EVIL KERMIXXX to try and defeat the gang. EVIL KERMIXXX encountered them. Ganon blasted him with lightning, Link hit him with his sword, sending him flying, Gwonam dive bombed him towards Michael, and finally Michael used his stand of chokokeki to punched EVIL KERMIXXX through multiple buildings. EVIL KERMIXXX walked out, in pain. Ganon and Michael did a team attack. Ganon blasted a beam of fire, and Michael fired a Kamamaha. The two collided, and obliterated EVIL KERIMIXXX. They all were extremely happy due to their victory. However, EVIL PATRIXXX and FREDY marched towards them with their spoopy skeleton armie. "YU CAN NO WIN, PERPAER TO DYE." EVIL PATRIXXX exclaimed. FREDY cracked his knuckles. Ganon sent his army. They collided with the skeletons, and the battle began. Gwonam and Michael fought FREDY, while Ganon and Link fought EVIL PATRIXXX. FREDY slammed them together with his strengeth, then sent then far into the sky. When they finally landed, they were in extreme pain. Ganon fired lightning at EVIL PATRIXXX, who easily blocked it. Link tried to slash EVIL PATRIXXX, however it was inaffective. King Harkinian sprinted in. "MAH BOI! TAKE THIS!" He chucked Link the Triforce of Wisdom. He gave them both to Ganon. Ganon smirked. He used the full power of the Triforce on EVIL PATRIXXX. It incinerated most of his army, and sent him into the wall. EVIL PATRIXXX stood, alive. Link took the Triforce of Courage and Wisdom back. He threw Wisdom back to Harkinian. He and Ganon did a team attack. Link threw his sword at PATRIXXX. Ganon combined it with a fireball, and it cut through through EVIL PATRIXXX's heart. EVIL PATRIXXX's body made a last-ditch effort to survive. It split itself into two beings. PATRIXXX (or "GOOD PATRIXXX.") and EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX realized what had happened, and fled. Link was excited, but realized he had to break the deal with Ganon. As they escorted Ganon back to his castle, Link pulled out the sacred book. He threw it at Ganon, as it absorbing him in while he screamed "IT BURNSSSSSS!" Link then fought Hectan, killing him. He then freed Zelda. They returned to the castle. Along with the death of COMPLET EVIL PATRIXXX. Ressurected SPINGEBILLL, PLENKTONNNN, SQUIDWARXXXX, and MR KRABXXXX. That, my Dear reader is The End. Of course, if COMPLET EVIL PATRIXXX is brought back somehow... well we don't want that to happen. It is unknown what happened to FREDY, however some say he's the skeleton who will often pop out at the end of trollpastas, attempting to still aid his master in killing everything, with what little power he has left.

Written by DarknessReaper9