Benny n ploopyz LUST EPIZOD

waddup B, am an singel fader of 2 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-yeer old bois. der favorite TV show iz benny n ploopyz.

wel, it uzed 2 b, untel lezd nigt.

Yezderday, I is lukingz at me stupid lazy TV Guide, n I saw sumthin dat cawt mai eie:

Tonight ONLY! A LOST EPISODE OF BARNEY AND FRIENDS. FIRST AND ONLY CHANCE TO SEE IT! AIRS AT 7:00! ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING IFUNNY.CO WATERMARK

neturly, I askd mai kidz if they wanted 2 s33 it, n dey sed, "Yes." i got Fortnite redy. dey love to pley fortnite wile wetchen Benny

wen teh damn time finaly arived, dey ran into teh living ruum, turnd on teh TV n PS4, n sat down on teh cowch with meh, redy 2 rek sum n00bz. et strted, teh them musicz playin.

However, something wasn't right.

4 starderz, I cood vaguley hear despacito duren teh moosic, n it sonded cringey. i shrugd it off, assuring maiself dat et wuz juzd mai emagenashonz. anyway, the game began leik it alwais does, with teh keds talking abowt fortnite while holden a dildo vershun of benny. den, POOP! H3 cums 2 life, giggln leik n shit. He sturtd speekin, n I turnd it up slightleh sew w3 cold here et.

benny sonded soupr weerd, ass ef 2 peepz wer talken at wunse: 1 weth hiz normie voise, n anoder dat sonded leik joel frum vinesauce 2 sai teh leezd. me iz tried ignorez it. dat's wen I herd benny sai, "hey, little fagitz. (giggling like he was jacking off to porkyman (oh god why) ) 2day, am gong 2 teech u about... PUBG!!!"

i fell out of my seet n deid when I heard that. i wunted 2 tern it off, butt 4 sum reesun, me couldn't. teh sho kept goen.

cheld 1: wtf's pubg, benny???

bentheloony: This is. (His face suddenly turns angry, and he grows teeth. He laughs evilly, and he bites the poor child's head off)

4 some shitty resun, m children kept wechen, nut afekted by teh obviously obvious disurben shit goen on. benny then proceded to fuck all of teh cheldren 1v1, each time saien teh n word in an crizten meincraf server. Teh children at dis point started to fly away from benny, collecen moar weponz cuz dis episoad (plz bring back the bob the builder lost episoad trollpasta plz) becaem an gaem uf fortnite.

Benny juzd Shuckle'd, n sed in BonziBUDDY voise, "PUBG is beter bitchez u muzd fukin die nao" n he colecded soem weponz n slized teh children in half, eeting der faces. den, dolan duck n spodermen caem in, aperendlee nut nodizing teh rekd children.

"benny wut teh fuk hav we lernd 2day" dolan saed. benny grebed n diamend sord and saed deerekdly 2 teh kemara.

fortnite pleyerz. donut tri 2 luck teh drrz n heid undr teh bed cuz suunr 0r l8er i destroi ur cumputerz n u get PUBG insted bitchz hahaha

teh rezd of teh diddly dong crap episod shoed a deep freid pic off Benny, with Ali-A's entro playin. that was the last straw. me iz rechd for teh remot, n turnd et of. i lucked 2 mai lefd, n I reelized dat mai children wer nowere 2 be seen. thinken dat dey alredy ran into chinaland, I went tere. Howev'z, I dedn't findz em. dat's wen an voize behindz me sed "It's too late, Steven. I've already ficked up this already terrible trollpasta. And now, I'm going to fuck you."

me is turns arond 2 seeeez an MLG, dorito covered benny slowlee walken tordz me. Even while he rekt me, he still sang that FUCKING SONG!

"spodermen spodermen doez whutevr an spoder ken"