Nope General 6



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Can we get a nope thread going in here? I'll start.

[12/21/2011]

Be 14 It's summer Friends and I get bored We start to play with a Ouija Board Friend blacks out We make sure he is ok, get him to sit back up He locks eyes with me, won't look away Grips my leg like a vice Crawl outside army style and lays in the rain Gasping for air and grabbing at nothing Get him to snap out of it He remembers none of it Nope.jpg



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ok >Be 14 >Go urban exploring in a sewer >Sister tells me stories of how shes been there before, she's 23 at the time >She says its haunted >I lol >We go in >The 1st part was pretty creepy, nothing much in there (pic related) >The 2nd part was cool, it was cold as fuck in there >Hear a deep demonic voice growling (cheesy as that sounds) >We NOPE but keep going down the tunnel >Forgot to mention her husband who was in the Marines was with us >Pass a manhole >Its getting foggy as fuck and very warm >We go down the tunnel a little bit more >We see a large blue figure just standing there >We NOPENOPENOPENOPE >Somehow we manage to keep moving forward >It starts walking towards us >We turn around to start running out of there >Its slippery so we have to fucking walk >That thing was following us >Dan (sister's husband) says that it got within 20 feet of us Still creeps me out to this day, went back with friends but not in that small tunnel, fuck that. I have no idea what that thing was, it wasn't a person though



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>bored with bros >HERP LETS DO BLOODY MARY DERP >go in restroom >turn off lights >bloody mary >bloody mary >bloody mary >*LOUD SNAP* >turn light on >wooden board from the sink detached itself with multiple nails still imbedded >NOPE.rar



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Be 12ish watch candyman movie go in in front of bathroom mirror say candyman say candyman say candyman say candyman say candyman nope.gif



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>be 16 >wake up at 3am >suddenly become aware of something really close to the back of my head, like someone's breathing down my neck >turn around, nothing there >stay facing that way >feel it on the back of my neck again >fuck this I'm leaving >fucking ran onto the landing and cried



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I do have more Ouija board stories, guess i'll dump >Another night using the boar >Spirit through the board wants to use the same friend as a vessel >Fuckit.jpg >Wait a few moments >Friend takes his shirt off and ties it around his face >Spirit claims to be blind and was bothered by the nearby light since he wasn't used to it >talk for a while, nothing major >Spirit leaves >Friend finds his bearings >Starts freaking out >He can't see >Is screaming because he is in complete darkness (Mind you the shirt is no longer on his face) >Vision gradually returns Nope.jpg Still didn't stop us from using the board



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>Be 13 at the time >There's a local park near my house and there are all of these huge willow trees there and a dried up creek going through the park >There are turkey vultures flying around and roosting in the trees. It also smells like shit there. >The fuck >I walk on a bridge to get to the other side of the creek. I see something in the reeds on the creek that looked like a pile of clothes >get goosebumps all of a sudden >nope.jpg >get the fuck out of there, see children playing in the creek >nopenopenopenopenope



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Lets do this

Be 10 Had just lost a tooth Best friend is staying the night Put tooth under pillow that night Friend wakes me up We see a little blue orb Chase that fucker to the bathroom I turn on the lights and its gone To this day cannot explain what had happened



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>Sleeping >Wake up hearing a crash >Nope >Pick up my Derringer >Go downstairs >Guy bring himself out of the shattered glass >Nope >Shot him in the head >Went over and shot him in the right hemisphere with the second shot >Nope.



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>be 16 >playing Halo 2 at 2am >hear tapping at bedroom window >in texas so I assume it's just some bigass bugs >keep playing >tapping becomes hard and fast >sounds like two hands drumming >NOPE.AVI >turn off xbox and lights >crawl into bed and assume fetal position >banging on windows now >nopenopenopenope >fetal position for next hour till it stops >never sleep



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>Be 9 >Old house on my street >Aunty is about to move in >Fuck around there whilst it's still empty >Go inside >Upstairs bedroom >Child's room >Friends think its funny and throw me in closet >Close eyes >Open them and face to face with china doll >NOPE.avi >Scream >Friends open door >Same fucking doll on bed >nope.exe >Shit pants >Don't sleep for days



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i got two. > be 12 >be at park that has small forest surrounding it > be walking by forest >see old man digging >see him burying a plastic bag with i dont know what in it >nope >go back its gone captcha: featma 21/03/1983



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>14 > It's pretty warm > got bored with a douchy friend > we started to play Ouija Board >pretend to black out >grab his leg >crawl out and pretend flash-back >pretend I don't remember that shit >my friend sucked my penis later that night



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>be in the forest at night >sudenly hearing a little girl voice >she keeps repeating one sentence over and over > NOPENOPENOPE >i gtfo of forest



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>>369533713 story 2 > be at same park still 12 y/o > go into forest > old lady sitting there with axe >chopping wood >nope >she says hi >i say hi > me and my friends sit next to her for 30 mins and have a polite conversation



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be in middle school nasty stray always chases us when we ride by on our bikes we decided to take care of it with baseball bats stupid evil decision is stupid and evil all approach dog's area dog is bigger when you're not wizzing by on a bike dog has nightmare broken jaw, teeth saw blades nope

never did have the guts to go back and retrieve our bats



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>Be 15 >Looking through my baby pictures >Find this plastic clampy thing >There's skin on it >nope.bmp



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fuck it another story > be walking on a path and go through forest > all is fine >next day take same path >full fucking grown willow in the path that was not there yesterday >go back day after that the fucking trees gone >no stump > nope



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1st big nope.jpg >be 10 ish >grandma just passed away >lived with me and my mum n dad, died in her sleep >she was a lovely grandma, always so nice to me >took me about a week to build confidence up to go in her room, didn't like it one bit, creeped me the hell out >one night, went into the room, just as I opened the door it slammed shut like someone was closing it from in the room, pushing on the door. >ran and told mum and dad, only us 3 in the house, they didn't believe me >never happened again, took me about a year to go in her old room after that 2nd big nope.exe >driving home from work >be quite dark >see what looks like a chinese lantern in the sky >it's getting bigger, turns bright white, then purple then white again did this at about 5 second intervals >radio in car stopped working, no reception >light gets ultra bright white and disappears, radio comes on >NOPE, drive home quite a bit faster than usual



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>living in small town canada >surrounded by indian reservations >Driving home after a late night a work >hit the mcaa's drive through for a quick bite >continue driving home, nice night, window open >stopped at a red light, drunken indian on the sidewalk hitch hiking >screams at me "hay buddy gimme a ride" >fucking nope.bat > starts derp stumbling towards my car >"FUCKING NO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CAR" >keeps coming >grab my large soda from cup holder, hurl it at him as hard as I can >hits him in the chest and explodes everywhere >he makes this grotesque sound like I threw acid on him or something, like "BRAWWAWAWAGAAAAPHHHHH" and falls backwards on his ass >peel through red light >red light camera goes off, fuck me that's a ticket >shortly later get the ticket in the mail >I protest it, go to court >tell the judge what happened, drunk indian was trying to break into my car >he loudly scoffs, gives the baliff a look, then lets me off >am like, wtf was that look >shortly later, leaving the court house, go to the smokers pit for a smoke >the bailiff was out there too >he sees me and smiles >comes over to me and says >"you know the case right before yours, was for a native caught breaking in to cars" >mfw



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>be 17 >4 years old brother wakes up in the middle of the night saying he has to pee >take him to bathroom >wait untill hes done peeing >take him to his room >go to my room >lay on bed >close my eyes >suddenly hear my little brother screaming like fucking crazy "NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHH" >nope.jpg >continue sleeping



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OP has more >Same friend that was vessel is hanging out with me and few buddies >Walking by a cemetery in the center of town since cutting through it is faster >Friend is whispering to himself >Notice after him saying the same sentence about half a dozen times >"Hey are you ok anon?" >"I'm not dead i just need to find my family" >Wat >"I'm not dead i just need to find my family" >Nope.nope



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> in forest > rumored to be haunted > go to it alone just for shits and giggles > step into forest > here clear knocking on tree > search forest, still knocking, no one in site > no animals in site > walk out of forest, knocking stops > back in starts again > do this 6 times > laugh nervously but nope outta there > that night i had a dream about this man telling me hes the spirit of the forest telling to stay out of his forest because humans have damaged it to much > wtf? >go back there one day with a video camera alone, while friends wait. > see nothing >start saying mean shit taunting ghostys > all of a sudden get pushed down >nope > watch tape > voices heard, ask friend to play again > super christain bitch deletes it > that fucker



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>hear rustling in corner of room behind wardrobe >ignore and resume fapping >hear rustling again >hear squeaks >i like mice >go over >shift some posters >fucking massive spider out of nowhere >NOPE



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>Be 20 >Go to railroad tracks that go through town with some friends >Walk down tracks forever with friends, eventually a few miles out of town >Find badass storm drain to go into >Go in >Explore a little, spray graffiti all up in there >Turn a corner, be scared of bugs, see some cockroaches on the ground >NOPE



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>Be 15 >Going home at 10pm >Reach the front door >See huge spider on the door knob >NOPE, >*takes phone* "Hey Derp can I come over tonight?"



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>Be 14 >Downstairs in the living room playing some xbox >Start to hear tapping on glass >Think its sisters boyfriend being a douche so i ignore >hear tapping on glass again and decide to look over but i don't see anyone >hear tapping again >NOPE.JPG >turn off xbox and bolt upstairs and into bed leaving all the lights on downstairs



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>Be 8 years old >Older brother gets a baby boy first born >His girlfriend cant take care of it, so it dies >Go to funeral mourning ceremony at his girlfriend's house at night >Night clouds shaped as babies and a rainbow circle around a full moon >Girlfriend's brother says he dreamed of a baby floating in the air laughing, smiling, and pointing at him >Tried to sleep that night but feel a presence hugging me in bed. Felt warm. >They put out a milk bottle next to the ashes of the baby near a tree as an offering. >Next morning it's half empty >WTFNOPENOPEONOPENOPENOPENOPENOEPNOEPNOEPNEONPEONPEONOPENOOOOPPPEEE



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>14 >december 18th, 2005 >me and friend tell ghost stories >tells me about man who died on her road >he had a horse >lol.flac >3:00 am horse drawn carriage meanders down road >no driver >wtf.ca >recently hang out with friend >heard noise outside >younger sister in other room >she asks who was driving the carriage

nopenopenopenopenope



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>read nope thread for about 20 minutes >need to take a shit >nope.png >feels creepy as fuck >after 5 minutes go to bathroom >mirror in bathroom >stare at mirror the entire time >nope.wmv >isn't creepy after i finished >go to room >man-sized window next to me (curtains in front of the window) >nope.dll



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Told this before but I'll tell it again.

>Dream about being hit hard on the head with a pipe by a dark figure from shadows >Wake up, cannot move, wrists and head are being forced hard down into the bed (laying face down) >Heavy breathing down my neck, goosebumps all over >NOPE.avi >Just as I'm about to pass out, I regain control I turn the light on as fast as I can, no one there.

It was probably sleep paralysis, but I thought I was going to die. I have moar.

>be chillin on friends back porch >2am >hear a rustling noise and feel like im being watched > look over 3 yards down and see what appears to be a tree >"tree" starts moving like a spider >two huge yellow/orange eyes look over at me >NOPE >see it in my fucking dreams



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>Sitting behind my desk, writing an essay at 5 AM >My dog was lying on my bed, sleeping >Suddenly my dog jumps up from his lying position >He stares at the door with its ears keen >I hear weird noises downstairs >Starting to get nervous >I hold my breath, and I listen >I hear very brief and silent thuds in the hallway >Try to ignore it, and continue making my essay >Decided to check out a forum, wanted to upload a picture >Have to fill in captcha >Captcha: "CALL FOR HELP" >NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE



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>be 7 years old >christmas morning me and sister and mom get up to open presents really early >go to bed afterward >be in bed, turn around and see a weird shape, kinda like something you'd see after staring at a light and looking away, vaguely crablike >reach out and touch it >scream like a bitch and hide under covers until I fall asleep.

>never sleep with the lights off for 10 years



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> be 15 > going to the airport early with my mum (4am) > live near the train station > walk 4minutes > see a figure standing alone on the tracks > train sounds its horn > smashes into the man > both of us scream > mum cries > build up courage to walk over > body completely obliterated NOPE.raw



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> be with 4 friends > walking home from a party > have to walk through a few narrow lanes > 1 friend stops for a piss > check time, watch has stopped > others check their phones and watches > all dead or stopped > see torchlight in the distance > starts moving closer to us > builds up speed into a run > phones and watches turn on at the same time > shall we stay and wait? NOPE.mp4



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>Walking around with girlfriend >Exploring the less visited parts of town out of boredom >Decide to do this at midnight because we're smart as fuck >Sitting on street curb talking, this bitch is tying her shoe >Car pulls up >"What it's late as fuck" >Car turns off, driver goes around to open the trunk >Nopeing hard >Bitch get up we're leaving >Driver is now gathering things from the trunk and walking towards us >nope@nope.nope >Pick the bitch up, sprint in other direction



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>Be 20 >come home to gf's summer house ( near the sea) >open front door to hallway >see for a sec a teen girl in '800 white pj >freeze >gf opens apartment door > we enter >next day ask gf if someone committed suicide in the building >replays with yes that the dother of some old lady living in the apparentness above did when she was young. >grab gf arm really hard >tel her what I saw! > we NOPE together!

another

>same gf >still 20 > at her house, top floor >Halloween nigh sexy time >finish sexy time, cuddle >hear cthulian howl\scream >we look at each other and I ask if she head it! >NOPE!



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>Be on a ghosthunt with friends at 22. >really old building (built in 1232 as a church) >wandering around upper level, with nightvision cam. > see figure on cam-screen, look up. > see figure that looks like it's wearing a robe or dress moving in the darkness NOPE.avi >hop over balcony to lower level.





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Nope thread. GO. >be 16 >wake up in the middle of night >go out into hallway >see scary face outside of window >NOPENOPENOPENOPE

[6/9/2012]



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Tripfagging cocksucker aside, here's a story.

>be 12 >wake up in middle of night >something right next to me >it licks the back of my head >nope.jpg.avi.exe.png.gif >turn around >nothing's there >nope



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I have one

>Be 15 >Staying in Hotel with a couple of mates >away from home for the weekend >around 9pm at night >friend thinks he's edgy as fuck >spits in a bible (Hotels always have bibles, not sure about anywhere else - UK) >sleep >wake up around 7am >there's a mirror on the front door to the room >clear as fuck hand print on the door >smaller than all of our hands >we tried to mimic the handprint, but ours just disappeared >wasn't that bad, but still creepy as fuck >was something in the room with us that night?



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>Be last week >Getting ready for school >Leave house >Forgot my backpack >Go back inside >Can't see through dark >Navigate to my bedroom >Feel my futon >Something fuzzy >Must be a blanket >Leaps to the floor like a cat >Realize I don't own a pet >NOPE.avi



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>Be about 8 or 9 years old >Be playing hide and seek with my little sister (6 or 7 at the time) >See her clear as day peak out from behind a chair, she smiles at me, then ducks back behind the chair > I run over and yell "Found you!" > No one's behind the chair >Turn around, see my sister walk into the room through the only door, on the opposite side of the room from the chair. >Nope. It was broad daylight, I saw her clear as anything behind the chair, there's no way she could have gotten past me without me seeing her.



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I have another

>Be around the same age >Be night >Downstairs playing vidya >From where I am sitting, I can see a little of the kitchen >Suddenly an empty milk bottle falls on the floor >nope

>Force myself to ignore it >Continue playing vidya >Go upstairs to bed, around 4am >Feel a distinct poke in my back >Spin around, thinking it was my brother >Nobody there >NOPE

That house gave me some weird feels.

I'll post more.



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>Be middle of the day >Playing vidya in my room (Xbox 360) >Don't have wireless, so I have an Ethernet cable running up the stairs >At the time, have a little brother (2) >Have one of those stair gate things, to stop him going up stairs >In upstairs hallway, going to toilet >Suddenly loud bang >Ethernet cable is shaking violently >Hitting against the stair gate >Horrible metallic clanging sound >NOPE

>If I was about 10 meters ahead, I could've seen down the stairs to see if something was shaking it. >I was the only one in the house, at the time.



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>Babysit for this family that lives in ancient house >All going well, family out to dinner, 9 o clock ish rolls around >All hell breaks loose >Sounds like someone is running up the stairs, falling down them, then running back up and falling back down them >Only me and an infant baby mind you >Crazy static comes on baby radio >Run for the stairs to get to baby room >Banging and running upstairs noise stops >Eerily quiet while I go up the stairs >Here animals go apeshit downstairs >OH FUCKING NOPE I CANT JUST NOPE OUT OF HERE I HAVE A GOD DAMN CHILD IN MY CUSTODY >Spend rest of night in babies room, lights on and clutching their bible I stole from their room >Creepy scratching noises in hallway until family comes home >Tell them about noises >"Yeah sometimes we hear weird things too" >MFW they are completely cool with what on.



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> Be a nursefag > walking down long hallway in the basement, did awkward halfshift overtime so leaving at midnight > No one around. > Hear loud shouting from in front of me. > WTF? Run to end of hallway thinking it's someone in stairwell. > see no one. > hear laughing from immediately behind me. > NOPE.gif > book it up the stairs out the door and to my car. Drive fast.

Actually I have a lot of really fucked up stories from working there. Will post some later.



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>Move to a new house (new country in fact) >Sleep in until around 4pm >Just woke up >Here a distinct knocking from my closet door >Like, it wasn't a straight knock >It almost sounded as if it was a pattern >Hopefully it was just me dreaming >Still creeped me the fuck out



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>Move into another new house >First night there >Laying in bed >Suddenly overcome with extreme fear >Cannot move >Sweating >Feel an extremely strong presence move past my door >I can feel it >It goes >Fucking scared >Too scared to look >Lay in bed waiting for it to come back >Eventually fall asleep >Nothing becomes of it



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>Be now >In same house as above >Every other night hear something moving in my attic >Like literally, running across the length of the house >Parents have heard it too >Thinking about recording the sound >Thinking about investigating by actually going up and looking >Probably just an animal, still creepy though



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>Driving down the road >Car breaks down >Car comes up behind me >I stick my thumb out to hitch hike >Car stops ahead of me >I run up to the passenger side and open the door >A skeleton popped out >NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE



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>be around 14 or so >Chatting on pc in my room >Room is located right at the back of the house and through an old patio. Hard to explain. Secluded. >Tv in room next to mine turns on (one of those ancient tv's that have no remote and the power button is on the front of it) >Noone is home >Go and turn it off slowly >While exiting room it turns back on >Run back to room close and lock door >Nope.



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>be like 5 or 6 >remember school bell ringing for end of school day >waiting for my mum and the sky turns pitch black >see lightning in the distance >sky turns so dark that probably need a torch to walk home NOPE.png.gif.jpg.wav.mp3.mp4.avi



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Didn't happen to me but it happened to a friend of mine. > go see Paranormal Activity 2 with mates > movie finishes and part ways > get home and get in bed > turn on tv and put a movie on > just about to fall asleep at tv falls over > NOPE > get up and fix the tv > turns off tv but leaves speakers on > speakers start making random sounds > NOPE.jpg > next morning > walk down the stairs and the wall has the big scratch marks from the top of the stairs to the bottom > NOPE.jpg.gif > dad asks if I had been in the manhole cause it was open > NOPE.jpg.gif.exe.bat.mp4.mp3



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>Be nursefag > 94 year old patient died that day, had been circling the drain for years. > family doesn't take it well, son of patient blames me, says he is going to kill me and my family. > whatevs, patients and their families make death threats to nurses every day. Jobs fucking danger. > shift ends at 430am, again doing some awkward overtime to cover someone. > walking to car in back parking lot, which backs onto woods. > clearly see large figure in the brush near my car. > I call "mr. Derp. Is that you?". Have been followed by crazies to my car and attacked before. >see several other forms moving in the brush. > NOPE.jpeg >slowly start backpedaling away from lot. > voice that doesn't sound like patients son yells," we'll be watching you! "

Never work in healthcare.



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Never really participated in one of these but giving a shit story and bampin >be summer before 4th grade >already experience waking up at the same time everynight/seeing a man with no eyes at the foot of my bed or in door way >wake up as scheduled about 3am >huge thunderstorm >go into parents room with blanket and sleep on floor >walk in get comfy >something draws my attention by the computer >pitch black figure of a little boy,easily distinguishable compared to the darkness of the room >NOPE NOPE NOPE >hide under blanket and wait a bit >peak out, things at my feet >NOPE NOPE >time seems to slow down and minutes feel like hours >finally grow balls to peak out and it was gone



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When my parents were young and just got married they said they had 'unexplainable things' in their house, my dad said he once saw a shadow of a man walk across the hall, but I just dismiss it and think they're seeing things. This creeps me out though.

>Brother was about 4 >He was alone in the kitchen, mum was upstairs >He shouts something like 'mum the man's here!' >Mum thinks someones at the door >She goes to the door, no one there >She goes to the kitchen, all the cabinets are open, ones he couldn't possibly reach, and my brother is outside (she says the door was locked) >She freaks the fuck out, dad gets my great grandmother who's heavily religious to expell whatevers there >I've never seen anything, so if it's true I guess it worked.

If I was there then i'd be nope-ing everywhere.



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> biggist NOPE moment of my nursing career > Patient is old lady, in her 90s and palliative. > I go into her private room to check her and give another dose of dilaudid (morphine) > dead. I check for heartbeats with stethoscope. Yup, dead. > leave room to call her family and the MD, closing the door behind me. > nursing station with phone in view of door. Kids and MD tell me that they are on the way. > go back to room to make body presentable. (close eyes and mouth before rigor mortis sets, remove ports etc.) > walk in and find her position completely changed in bed upside down in bed, with head at footboard,blankets on the floor. > NOPE.exe > leave room, regain composure and go back in after 5 min to reposition and prep her body > never told anyone before now.

Working at that nursing home was creepy as fuck after that, was so glad to quit.



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interestingly enough I too am a nursefag >be last year >walking through the parking complex to get to my car so I can go home >see something sligtly bigger than the average dog crawl under my car >NOPE.jpg >use the remote unlock on my keys >from as far away as I can I open the door and literally jump into the seat I am glad remotes to lock/unlock cars were invented



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>be 8 >had a dream about skeletons >wake up scared >watch Magic Schoolbus >Skeleton on stand in Ms. Frizzle's classroom >NOPE >Go to bed again >Nightmare with two skeletons >Wake up with wet bed crying >Go to school next day >Learn in science class we have skeletons inside us >Indianna Jones and the Temple of NOPE



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>Pick up my clothes from laundry room >Hear weird noises >Follow the noise >Hear it behind a door >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur



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>on vacation in a cabin by the lake >brother and me are playing in the water >water is murky from playing around; can't see the bottom >feel seaweed leaves slither around my legs >freak out because I hate that, get out of water and go eat dinner >Next day, go back to water, it's crystal clear because the mud settled back down >no seaweed or aquatic plants in sight >then who was seaweed?



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>be 16 >on 4chan, /x/ >browsing pictures >open some gifs, piss pants >one gif catches my eye >it looks like me >open it, see me reading /x/ in realtime >see some scary-ass motherfucking THING behind me >NOPENOPENOPE.jpg >grab lamp and throw it behind me, run to neighbours



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>Be 11 >Be 2 AM >Grandparents house, window facing creepy ass thick woods >Always be creeped out by it >Looked through the window, first time ever >Fat ass trucker sitting there smiling at me >Shitbricksandpassout.jpg >Wake up next morning >ask grandpa about it >He has no idea who it was >NOPE



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>be fourteen >be 3:00 am >on the interwebs, browsing /x/ on 4chan >corner of my eye see something white spewing from my vent in my room >was my imagination, shrug it off >scroll scroll scroll >happens again in the corner of my eye >NOPE >run to moms room >sleep there for the night, with everything completely on in room, laptop tv light >tell friend about it >says 3-4 am is when spirits rise, when someones watching you >i now wake up everyday at 3-4 am



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Be in new house. Have to Piss Get up walk to bathroom. Have living room upstairs and walk in there and look out towards the window. Huge 4 by 4 red transparent orb with demons trying to come out of it I scream loud as Fuck and run down stairs. Grab my dad's 45. And run back up stairs putting the clip in and see no orb. Dad runs behind me and tackles me and says wtf why do you have my 45. Sister walks out of room crying because she says their was a man in her room. Dad goes in with 45. Says son grab the 12 gauge its loaded and cocked. I grab it. Run up stairs. Doors closed. Dad screams and shoots 4 rounds into darkness. I open door. Say dad are you okay. And he says shoot! I shoot once and a second later the window breaks and my dog yelps and barks repeatedly. I say what happened. Dad is bleeding like crazy. Run outside. There's no one there. NOPE.jpeg.jpg.mp3



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>Mom has a miscarriage before she has me. >mom pregnant with me. >her and dad are in my first house. (dont live there anymore) >theyre sitting on the couch in the living room. >dad looks down the hallway and sees little white figure of a toddler aged boy skip down the hall and disappear. >looks at my mom >her face is white as fuck >they both saw it. My dad told me that story. Could it have been the miscarriaged boy?



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Eh... I mostly lurk, but I have some...(Sorry for the Homestuck picture, only suitable picture for my MFW) >Be me a few days ago >I live on the base of a hill, which about fifty some odd feet, it turns to nothing but trees >I'm fucking around outside, near the tree line >See this really pale woman walking away from me >Think that that's impossible, only way up is past my house, or on the other side > Go to confront her Get thrown back when I'm about to touch her >I'm on my back, in the part of the forest that it's hard to see 20 feet away >She's right in front of me >Red teeth that could chew through the hull of a ship >Scramble in a half crab walk until I get on my feet >Powered by adrenaline, turn tail and run >Look back twice >She's walking as fast as I run >She's starting to catch up >I break reach my fence >Look back for the last time >She dissipates in front of my eyes > Black out >Wake up on bed >Have gashes, bite marks, and a broken wrist >Brought to hospital when I was seen running out of the woods >Get told story of what happened while I was gone >MFW I'm told that I was missing for two days, and there was a search party for me



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>I forget how old I was >Go on trip to Philadelphia, visit art museum >They have an exhibit on medieval stuff, including an actual baby crib from the dark ages >Standing around, minding my own business, when I feel something like a small finger poke me in the side >Turn to see who poked me >No one is there >Kind of freaked out, but brush it off as a muscle twitch and move to another room. >Sit down on an old stone bench >Feel the same poking sensation in a DIFFERENT FUCKING SPOT ON MY BODY >Get freaked out, run to room where they had recreated a Japanese tea house and miniature Buddhist temple >The architecture of said temple was meant to ward off evil spirits >I stay in that room for the rest of the visit, don't feel any more pokes



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>going to friends birthday party >friend is part mexican >open up the door >house is full of mexicans >NOPE.JPG >run to next door neighbors house >front yard full of black gang members >NOPENOPENOEPNOENOENOENOENOEONEP >run down the fucking street and pass out >wake up in my bed the next day



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>Be I don't know how old >Sleeping in room >Wake up >She mom standing in doorway >Her face is all swirly >NOPE >go back to sleep



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I have two experiences that are weird. Im about 20 now so you understand time..

>be 10-11 >in half-sleep/most-sleep or full-sleep state, idk >Hear whisper of name in ear >whisper sounds like step-bro >eyes flip open >male shadow standing over me in the corner of my room staring down at me >blinks >gone >NOPE >couldn't sleep right for at least a month, still a slight fear oh and my bro wasn't even in town haha...

my other <be 20 <looks at abandoned house directly behind mine <sees laptop out in the rain, running fine Work 3rd shift >Patient died the night before >Keep all empty rooms doors closed >Walk by her room at 2a.m. >All lights and T.V on door wide open >NOPE



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Another nursing home one.

>New rooms have powerful exam spotlights above the bed >Lady died early in the day in the new wing >Since she was the only one in the new wing we shut all the lights down and closed doors >be about midnight go down new wing just to check even though it's now empty >walk by dead lady's room pitch black except for the high power spotlight shining right on the bed >NOPE

You want creepy shit work in a nursing home. I may have a few more.



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>be 17 >hear thumping on roof >decides to be pussy and goes back to sleep >hears something fall off roof >Wakes up, grabs baseball bat and goes outside in boxers >Sees half naked homeless man in santa clause suit passed out in backyard >Poke with baseball bat >run inside because homeless man pulled out penis and chased inside >Told me to come outside and get my christmas presents early >NOPE



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>Be home alone >Go to use the bathroom >Leave the door cracked a little >Look to the right in the mirror >See a creepy smiling face peering in the door >Piss even harder >Look through the house >Nothing there >NOPE



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>Be on /x/ >On creepy .gif/.jpg thread >Hear noises coming from laundry room >Sounds like banging from on dryer >No one in that part of house >Cat too fat to jump on top (also in bedroom on other side of house with closed door) >Nope.avi.jpg.bat



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Still in the nursing home

>Be 1a.m. chilling at nurses station at the intersection of 3 wings >Each wing has a fire door, all fire doors slam shut at once >Check to see if alarm went off... no... is it a drill?.. no.. >WTF but open doors up again and go back to charting > 15 mins later a picture rips off the wall and slam s on the floor at this point i'm starting to NOPE > 45 mins go by time for some bed checks > all is well until I get to the last room at the end of a wing > Lady is invalid can't do anything by herself cause shes so weak > All lights in room on windows wide open in middle of winter and the sink is running full force >NOPE NOPE NOPE

Fuck that creepy ass place man



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>about 7 years ago >had shitty desktop computer >sleeping in room >old desktop computer turns on in middle of the night >freak out and run out of the room



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>Get home from work >Boyfriend not home >Take a shower >In the bathroom wrapped in only a towel >Hear the front door open and slam shut >Call for boyfriend, no response >Go in to the hallway >Lights are all off except the bedroom light >Go down the hall and look in to the kitchen >Tall black silhouette leaning over the sink >"H- hello?" >Turns around, no face >Run screaming and lock myself in the bedroom until boyfriend gets home >He thinks I'm crazy



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>be 15 >babysitting 5 year old brother >2 story house, we are downstairs and bro is alseep >watching tv, then hear footsteps upstairs. no one else is home >nopenopenope My mom says she also hears noises in the house too at night. So I guess I'm not the only one. I also heard noises downstairs at night such as the laundry room door opening and shutting.



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not really a "nope" but still creppy >Be 8ish >Moved to a new home in a new town >I get room with one window >first night i spent in that house i get a feeling of a finger twirling my hair >turn around and see only an indent on the pillow >morning comes and I ask my parents about that house >spend six years in that house and i never turn to look >mfw i feel safe >they tell me the family before wanted to sell after daughter died



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not really a "nope" but still creppy >Be 8ish >Moved to a new home in a new town >I get room with one window >first night i spent in that house i get a feeling of a finger twirling my hair >turn around and see only an indent on the pillow >morning comes and I ask my parents about that house >they tell me the family before wanted to sell after daughter died >spend six years in that house and i never turn to look >mfw i feel safe



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>be a few years ago >be Saturday morning about 10 am, wake up >go to bathroom to pee >hear bang above me >look up at skylight (right above whizzer, great thinking architect), see dark tan hand waving around >what the fuck, construction workers? >panic, run to closet adjacent skylight where anybody viewing couldn't see >peep out, nothing there >walk out, nothing there >run out bathroom >ask the rents later that day about "construction workers" >says hired no one >says nothing needed fixing >don't even have lawn people >nope

unless a thief wanted to come in through the worst way possible. gonna run with that



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I'm trying to remember some more, plenty of weird stuff went on.

> Late at night me and other nurse chilling at nurses station shooting the shit >Have huge windows all over main room but the shades are closed because it's night. >Out of the corner of my eye I see a shadow go across the window, I asked the other nurse if she saw that >No what did you see?... HUGE slam on the window and we both almost piss ourselves >Now we both see the shadow outside and don't know what the fuck to do >After a minute it leaves and the rest of the night was calm

We told each other it must have been a kid or someone thinking they were funny, but it was about 3 in the morning o I don't know who would be dicking around at that time of night.



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>Nurse and I are doing bed checks together, usually do them alone cause it's faster but we felt like hanging out >Out of nowhere we hear humming it's quite but audible >It's kind of funny/odd so we try to locate it humming gets louder down the hall we keep following it >Louder still until we get to a room with the door closed (remember we close empty rooms) ... not sure if I should nope yet.. >We look at each other and she nods at me expecting me to be the brave one, still hear humming >I grab the handle slowly open the door and flip the light switch, the humming instantly stops >I look at her we both NOPE and high tail it back to the nurses station



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>Be around 9 >go to grandpa's house for big family party, stay the night >Sleeping, but woke up because I felt somebody tugging at my feet >Very dark, can't move because too scared >Something is tugging at the sheets >Remember grandpa's dog died 2 years ago >Call out dogs name, tugging stops >nopenopenopeNOPE

I piss the bed and hid under the covers, next day tell family, grandpa said it was the devil dragging me to hell, I nearly shat myself



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>Nurse and I doing bedcheck again on the same wing but seperatly >Walking down hall and hear what sounds like someone carrying a bag of empty cans right behind me >Whip around to see what it is... nothing is there and no more sounds >Continue with my checks and hear someone call my name so I head down the hall and ask the nurse id she called me > She says no she didn't and she didn't hear anything >Ok then, I resume my bedchecks once more and while im in a room I hear the bag of cans rattling behind me again >I turn around and the door to the room slams shut, I yell "what the fuck you fucking bastard" and NOPE my way out of there



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>It's 3:24am EST >Reading the best of 4chan's latest new CreepyPasta, getting that feeling where you have to withdraw your feet under the covers >Reading the >>10246492 post when suddenly I recall a similar-looking, nearly albino lady who frequents our neighborhood >images in my head and the story already got me nopin' hard >Goddamn bird goes past the window and I spook even more >I'm done with seeing pale figures in my peripheries and my subconscious fucking with me, so I turn on the light, knowing it to be a childhood comfort >As the light comes on the entire window-frame behind me shifts, and I hear something drop onto the porch below with a tremendous bang, and I hear footsteps off into the woods

Hold me, Anon.



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>Be 14 >Be alone in house on the computer >room i'm in connects to a bathroom with a mirror that gives a full view of computer room >go to bathroom to drink out of tap >as i'm leaning head down to take a sip >see what appears to be a man in a red shirt sitting in the chair I was just sitting in >immediately turn around >nothing there >nope



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>Happened Few days ago >I have a desk next to my bed with this lamp on it >Wake up one morning >See lamp is on >Think nothing of it coz half asleep >Fully awake now >Look at lamp and realise that its on >Switch is nowhere near my bed so I couldn't have turned it on while asleep >Think my brother trying to fuck with me >Realise my brother is heavy sleepy and wakes up much later than me >Nope.jpg >Happens again a few days later >Nope.avi.mp3 >Take lamp off and put it away



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>hear very faint noises at 3am >usually a heavy sleeper, but I guess that night was different >total darkness, middle of summer '06 but it was really cold. I couldn't understand it >noises grow louder >too groggy to do anything about it >lie on my side and start falling asleep again >door opens quietly, but I can just hear it, and see it move slowly >suddenly feel terrified, sit up and look around >fap



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>be 16 >live in old farm house >neighborhood is named after the family who built my house, it's like 200 years old >wake up in middle of the night to gunshots from across the creek, people killin' themselves again... >get up to take a shit >get to the bathroom >look in the toilet >there's already shit in it >it's ghost shit >be like, "whatevs" >drop a deuce on ghost shit >forget to flush >wake up in the morning and both shits are gone >mfw some ghost has my shit



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>was a little kid >in bed at night >bored, can't sleep >staring up at smoke detector on the ceiling >staring hard >focus all my energy on it >motherfucking alarm goes off >scares the piss out of me >alarm stops >search the whole house, no smoke anywhere >NOPE For a while I was convinced I had mind powers but I could never do that again.



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Just remembered something

>Be 10 y/old >Trying to sleep around 0:00am and 1:00am >Lying on my back >Suddenly feel a cold hand pressing against my back >Cant be >3 seconds later i feel something like a twinge in my back >NOPE.jpg.exe.avi.mp4.bat.nope



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>be this age >has problems sleeping. >little sister sometimes ran away if she sees me once in a day >said my face was all white and creepy >see mirror, face looks fine. >no one else is saying I'm creepy >I think I'm possessed or followed by something

>mfw captcha: "ryntyp Probably"



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This is of my mom:

>Happened last year >She's talking with my dad about paranormal stuff that happen in the kitchen (we live in an apartment) >My dad doesn't believe her >They hear a strange sound in the kitchen >Go to see what happened >A brush fell down >The brush has been there for days and had not been used >My dad believes her >NOPENOPENOPE



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A friend who is into paranormal shit, conspiracies and all that told me that 333 was a rank of the Illuminati. He's not crazy, I trust him.

But you have to understand me here - I see 3:33 EVERYWHERE. It's not a coincidence.

I open up my media player. What time is the song at? 3:33.

I glanced at my stereo. The song's time is 3:33.

I randomly decide to check the time on my computer, so I alt-tab and look in the corner of my desktop. 3:33.

I'm playing a video game and firing a rapid machine gun, in which the ammo count is going down very fast. I see 333 as it's going down.

It's not even a coincidence anymore. Those are just a few examples from the past week, I could name a lot more.



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Another, but of my sis:

>Like 1:00 am >She want to go to the bathroom, but my mom is using it >Lies on her bed >Hear a whisper >Sits and ask: "Who's there?" >Hear whisper again saying: "HEY! ELIZABETH!" (my sister's name) >NOPE!



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>be 17 years old >just saw the movie 'White Noise' at the cinema that evening >feeling a little spooked by it so turn on my television to BBC2 to help me sleep >wake up at 5am, notice some weird Italian sitcom style thing is on (they always have weird shit on BBC in the mornings) >suddenly TV flicks to static for about 5 seconds >mfw NOPE.JPG >TV flicks back to regular broadcasting



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>Like one week ago, my parents are at work and I'm in vacations >Me taking a shower >*Knock knock* >"Maybe is my sis" I thought "Come in..." I said >No response >*Knock knock* again >"Who's there???" >No response >*knock knock* >"Sis? SIS????" >The sound stops >Goes out of the bathroom and my sister's still sleeping >NOPE.jpg.avi.mp4.gif.exe.nope.rar



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>One year ago >I woke up very scared at 3am >Don't want to look around >The feeling that someone is in the room >Take a look >Someone is there >Can't sleep until 5am >NOPENOPENOPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEPJEUJFDLSFNSnadjfbnajnaDN



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>I had what I believed was an imaginary friend when I was a child >The house I lived in was haunted as FUCK, so I no longer believe that >He dressed like a Pirate, and that's what I called him: Pirate >He once tried to talk me into jumping out the window My theory: Pirate liked me, and wanted me to kill myself so I could stay there and play with him forever.

Your post freaked me right the fuck out.



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>be lying in bed trying to sleep >start hearing whispers; remember them exactly >"hey" >"Hey shawty" >"lemme holla at you right quick ya know what I'm sayin" >"checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good you know what I'm sayin" >"so I was wondering ya know how about you and me go back tothe place get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henny you know what I'm sayin" >"and after that you know what I'm sayin we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks ya hear me?" >nope



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>be 13 >sleep with door closed >privacy fiend >wake up at unknown hour >rumbling thunder and blinding lightning >door wide open >three dogs awake and shaking >computer surge protection beeping >attempt sleep >failure >casually walk to turn off PC >freeze with finger on the switch >white figure sitting up on couch >looks like mom in her nightgown >notquitenopeyet.avi >turn off PC >lightning does not show figure clearly >beginning to nope >slowly backtrack towards bedroom >halfway there >mom? >silence >backtrack more >louder mom? >figure moves >FULLTHROTTLENOPE.EXE >olympic sprint and long jump into bed >under covers and eventually fall asleep >be tomorrow >ask mom why she slept on the couch >told me she didnt >NOPE.JPG



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>Few years ago, go to see Paranormal Activity with my boyfriend. >He is terrified of paranormal movies and is scared the entire time. >Watched horror stuff since kid, not phased. >Get home and he is scared so he wants to sleep in my room. (we had separate ones since he likes to sleep in hammocks sometimes because of his back or some shit) >I'm a dick so I just stared at him like girl in the movie. >Gets butthurt but we finally go to sleep. >Middle of the night startled awake by an extremely loud BANG! >Looking into the darkness and see nothing so we try to go back to sleep. >Two more really loud bangs. >Okay, I'm even a little freaked out. >Both hide under blanket until we fall asleep.

>Next morning discover my bicycle and ironing board are flung over for no reason. >Our roommates both work nights...only ones home. >WTF.



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>be 12 years old >flipping through tv channels >Full House is on >Pat Sagak giving heartfelt speech to family >my thumb somehow finds its way up my butt >no clue why >feeling really good >grandma walks in >"damn it, Walt, you're getting shit stains on your pants again!"



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>2 years ago dating this girl >she’s into the paranormal big time, I’m semi-into it >says her house is haunted >have gone there before and never felt anything >One weekend she is home alone and calls me crying at midnight >says that 2 shadows are outside her door >like the good bf I am I rush over to her house >enter house with her key she hides outside and entire house is cold and heavy (it's the middle of July) >find her in the living room downstairs holding a bible, holy water, and a pentacle >she admits to me she is Wiccan, and spells, ect... >I don't really believe in that stuff and just brush it off and help comfort her >I am there for about an hour and don’t hear anything, around 1:30-2:00 am I hear knocking from up stairs >We both NOPE.avi >told her I was going up stairs to look, she said "no don’t do it, it wants me", I tell her it’s just the house and I am going to prove that to you. (My big mistake) >I take her bible and start walking up her stairs the light was flickering in the upstairs hallway >right as I get to the top of the stairs I see nothing, the light stops flickering and it feels normal >turning around about to walk down the stairs about to say nothing is up here when I am pushed down the stairs >I roll to the bottom and am then picked up and pushed against the wall >the only way I can explain this is if something was holding me by the neck >I kick and try to scream, she walks out and freaks and throws the water >I fall to the ground and we both NOPE.exe.ass our way out of the house

Ever since I started dating her, my paranormal experiences increased, she did a lot of weird stuff and things I am still creped out by. I have a few more stories with her I can tell if you want.



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>be 14 >middle of day, home alone >knock on front door >look through peep hole >see a finger against the hole >become concerned >ask who it is >hear female voice say "me" >female >open door >female about my height >age undetermined >wearing wolf mask >who are you? reach for mask >slaps my hand an pushes me >im like wtf >she runs away

still to this day i have no fucking clue who that was their body type was unrecognizable and she was wearing normal clothes inb4 "someone in neighborhood" it may sound unreal but everyone in that neighborhood hung out with each other and yes, i mean everyone on every street who played outside

could have been an outsider but i never saw them go anywhere else in neighborhood

WHO WAS MASK!?



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>Last Wednesday sleep >Have a vivid dream usual stuff some shit happens >Then come to a point where a guy I know is there >We talk (can't remember what we were talking about) >He slowly comes nearer >I think to myself what the fuck am I having a gay dream? >He slowly moves to my throat with his mouth open >He wants to bite me >I hold him back his head feels hairy and his teeth feel different but he still looks the same just the feeling changed >Wake kinda up > Some small naked creature with long hair is in front of me and screams zombie or vampire like (just so you know the scream) >I push it away but pass out right away >In dream again >Think to myself I'm dead now that thing is going to eat me while I'm here. >Wake up fully awake now >Nothing hurt, my cat is just flipping her shit a bit Must've still been sleeping and thought I was awake.



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>be 16 >the door to my room is opened by pushing but it has a doorknob which you can't turn >playing on my laptop in the early hours of the morning >hear something scratching the door >"Come in!" >hear something grabbing the doorknob and trying to turn it >"I said come in!" >the thing persists on turning the doorknob even though it's impossible >stops after about 15 seconds >mfw I fooled a ghost with a simple push door



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>Around three weeks ago >Dreaming that me and two friends were in my Grandmother's house trying to sort through her belongings (She recently died). >Friend 1 went up into the attic to throw some things down >Friend 2 went into living room >I went into bathroom and find someone behind the door. >Looks like someone i know, but only slightly >Ask him why he's there >No answer >Push him out of bathroom >He walks upstairs, i try to pull him back but i lose my strength (happens a lot in my dreams) >Man stands at bottom of attic stairs looking up >Friend in attic says that there is someone up there >His footsteps stop and he starts shouting at us to leave >His screams stop and there is a thud >Man in looking at me now >I hightail it the fuck outta the house

>The following morning (real life) >Decide to stop for ice-cream on way back from city >Sitting in my car eating it, see someone crouched beside the car parked in front of me talking to the occupants. >Realize its the guy from my dreams (no gay) >NOPE

I had never seen that man in my life, I can assure you that. He looked slightly similar to one of my friends, but he has no siblings.



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>work in warehouse >other employees say it is haunted >hear a whisper "hey" in my ear while walking into the bathroom >turn around no one is there >no one in the warehouse as it is 5p.m. and everyone is leaving >NOPENOPENOPE



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>a while ago >sharing hotel room with friend >wake up in middle of night, look over at friend >looks like a girl is in bed with friend >wat >is my brain fooling me, tis' dark and shit? >sit up in bed and stare at friends bed >where did girl come from? Really looks like a girl, probably not an illusion >she's cradling his head >is she a ghost? is my friend dead? Is my friend a master pickup artist that gets laid in the middle of night? >sit staring at friend for 10 minutes thinking to NOPE or not to NOPE? >he stirs, turns and open his eyes. Turns out it was just a lowlight illusion and my brain fucking me, he closes his eyes and go back to sleep without saying anything. >I lie down and sleep.



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happened to me the other night even the TO NOPE OR NOT TO NOPE aspect

>be attempting slumber >twisting in the sheets >turn and look above towards a poster >see "head-like" shadow >"body" forms >sit up and move head around >appears not a light illusion >question items in room >cannot identify >turn on light >cowboy hat hanging on wall >sigh



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> be in basement of nursing home in a storage room > really old nursing home, the basement used to be rented out to a local funeral home like 40 years ago. > filling up a portable 02 tank, finish and sneeze > hear "bless you". > No one else on this end of the basement. > NOPE.swf

Co-workers would always talk about creepy shit in the basement, often hearing people crying loudly



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Not a nope story, but am posting anyway.

>2007 >Moved into a farmhouse in Iowa >First time living out of city >been living there for about 3 weeks >Around 2 A.M. in the morning >Can't sleep for some reason >About ready to fall asleep >I feel and hear a huge depression at the corner of my bed >Jump up, run and turn my light on >Nothing on my bed >Very freaked out, stay up until sun comes up >Making coffee >Dad walks in >He tells me that last night he saw a black figure sit down on the edge of his bed >mfw >We get the hell out of there that day



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Working with dementia patients supplied lots of NOPE moments too. >Be about 1245 am. Helping PSWs (like healthcare aides) do bedchecks. > check on mr. Anon, he's fine. > hear scraping sound from closet > investigate, walking over to closet. > place hand on closet door, it flies open, slamming into me > NOPE.wav > oh, just mrs anon from down the hall. Lol, Alzheimer's

My PSWs were telling creepy stories about the basement before we set out on room checks, was a little on edge.



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>decide to visit abandoned mental hospital with friend >creepy as fuck, asbestos everywhere >see graffiti saying "go up you pussy" >challenge accepted >only useful stairs down hallway with holding cells > cells have messages like "die u fat cunt" "subject 113 died here" ur mine" >go up stairs >only have shitty cellphone torch > here scuffling >cant see shit >hear loud bang >NOPENOPENOPE >goes back downstairs >massive hole in floorboards > completely black, even with torch



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>go to sleep after staying up all night at around 8 a.m >wake up after strange dream >begin sleep paralysis >a fucking clown in my doorway >nopenopenopenopenope and that was today it was fucking bad but it only took like 5 minutes to wake up so it was ok



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>be like 16 >have my old dog in the room with me >computer is doing something so I decide to lay down for a bit and turn off the lights, leaving only my computer monitor on >chilling on bed looking around room >turn to look across from me to a bedside table i had >underneath it I can see what looks like my dog, but with a really distorted and twisted face and body >whatthefuck.jpg >turn light on >dog is laying beside my bed sleeping >underneath my table is one of my stuffed animals, a big white seal, but there's no way I could've mistaken it for my dog >nopenopenope.



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>be 12-14 >cousins house >made a Ouija board out of cardboard >candles, wood cross >ask about spirits and shit >both our hands on cross >cross moves >nope >leave to use bathroom >come back >cross is on candle and burnt >NOPE.jpg



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>Last year >On Holiday in a house that faces onto a beach with a road running down it >The Beach is surrounded by water on both sides like a spit >Using laptop in the bedroom >Feel like I'm being watched >Look out the window and down at the beach >There's a man dressed in a black suit staring at me half hidden by a road sign >Leave the window for about 10 seconds to get some binoculars >He's gone when I get back >It would have taken him at least a minute if he was sprinting to get out of my line of sight >NOPE



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I have a few unspectacular stories, but I finally want to contribute to a nope thread.

>be me a few yrs ago in old apartment >middle of the night >just turned everything off to go to sleep >lie in bed for a while >suddenly hear clear sound of something brushing guitar strings >guitar stands in hall near bathroom >I live alone >didn't NOPE tho, just shrugged it off and fell asleep later

I always had the feeling something was in the bathroom, or in the whole apartment in general. the kitchen was the only room where I felt safe.



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> Nightmare and shit > Hanging via ribs in a room > static noise > man with tv for a head approaches me > Smile.jpeg on tv > static noise is coming from tv > Static noise stops > wakes up > Sets alarm to go off in another hour > Accidentaly press minuet button > Radio goes off in one minuet > Radio plays the EXACT same static noise from tv > Nope Nope Nope all the way out go my front lawn



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Be now in bed at 3am with a tablet Hand goes numb as does arm Hand goes red and sore like a raash Hear faint gnawing sound Arm has teeth marks Went fo a piss arm is fine hand is red still

That feel when i know this house is haunted bit nothing like this has ever happened. Shitting a goddamned housing estate right now



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>Have Lord of the Rings poster above my bed >Wake up in the middle of night, fucking terrified >Look into Lord of the Rings poster, see Satan and a bunch of demons grinning at me and pointing >NOPE the fuck out >Tear poster from wall and rip it to shreds

$50 fucking dollar LOTR poster... fuck you Satan.



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>Be an hour ago >Be outside looking around for shits and giggles. >Have flashlight. >Looking around pointing flashlight everywhere. >See a human looking figure. >Leave flashlight on it for a few seconds. >high nope.jpg >It makes a blood curdling scream. >All of my nope.mp3



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>be 11-12 >watching tv in bed at night >rest of the house in darkness >tv in front of me and bedroom door behind and >slightly to the side >see door open slowly >human figure walks/creeps in and crouches >behind my telly >freeze up, time feels like its stopped >start screaming "MOM THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM" >whole family runs in, nothing there. >NOPE.AVI.JPG.SWF.TGA

Never forget.



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>be 15 >at friend's house where there is a long ass hallway >fall asleep with friend in living room >wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss >small black figure at the end of hallway stares at me then walks into friend's parent's room

>nopethefuckoutofthere.jpeg



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A little back story. I live in Australia where nearly every animal, spider, snake, insect wants to make you die in some painful way. So basically always on guard where I live. This happened about a week ago

>be 16 >about 3 am >go to toilet >half asleep and walking up hallway think I see something sitting on a couch in the living room >take a piss come back out >creepy cunt standing in front of me missing half his jaw bleeding looking fucked up. >Fight or Flight mode engaged >dive at it and fall straight through him >Fall to ground freaked out >figure turns around slowly >Spiders start pouring out of him >This is not happening >Get to feet and sprint as fast as I can to my bedroom and lock door >Move bed against door then hear sister scream and cackling from something else >Everything goes very silent I can faintly hear trees outside >Laughing erupts even louder I freak and open my windows and get outside and run to neighbors house about 200m down the road >He grabs his gun and we come back >my sister is in tears in her room and my dad is no where to be found. >Sweat sunlight finally arrives and dad arrives home >He needed to get some stuff and his car broke down >we tell him what happened he goes white and doesn't say anything >Hour later some crazy religious bitch rocks up doing some stuff to apparently get rid of this demon >I haven't seen it since or experienced the feeling of it's presence since. >I have never been so scared

I have a few other stories from my old house when we lived in a area that wasn't as remote that are creep too.



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at first, a nope later, a bro-pe >be young adolescent, lived in the same house all my life >I think I might have had a presence in the house, shit was all creaky and stuffed moved slightly on it's own >get a new TV >aw HELL YEAH I can watch my pokemon in my own Goddamned room now. >my TV starts turning on and off on it's own. >creepy as fuck, but I just ignore it, we got the TV used, maybe it's busted. >this continues for a year. >be asleep one night, the TV turns on, and goes FULL VOLUME by itself, on some scary ass local TV show (I never ever watched local television before on that TV) >finally sick of it, I go "YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN FUCKING HAUNT THE HOUSE AND HAVE MY FUCKING TV, JUST LET ME FUCKING SLEEP!" >TV turns off right as my rant finishes. >amazed, I go back to bed. I was never cross with the TV again, I always asked politely, and it usually turned off, except when King of the Hill was on. Whatever It was, It liked King of the Hill. I kept that TV, and it still turned on and off on it's own, and it still turned off when I asked it nicely. Then last year, it stopped. Whatever It was, I hope It moved on to a better place...



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>Be 4... maybe 5 >Doing something in my room (this is a very long time ago mind) >Broad daylight >Shadow moves in front of my window very quickly and drains all light from room for about 1/2 seconds >NOPE



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>>wake up around 3am >>need to shit >>mad dash down dark as fuck hallway to toilet >>finish taking shit >> still sitting on toilet using laptop >> feel something like a hand come from inside the toilet and stroke my balls and ass cheek >>jump up drop laptop and look in nothing is there but my turd >>nope.jpg I now look into the toilet while im shitting every single time



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>be 18 >my newborn brother has a serious case of jaundice, and we had doctors coming over all the time with machines and the like. >it gets so bad, we eventually have to take him to a hospital. >the day we're about to take him to the hospital, me and my parents are outside on the porch with some family. >we live right next to an abandoned church/school. >casually gazed at the school courtyard and see a ~7-8 year old boy. >think nothing of it, probably some church member's kid roaming around (the Church is sometimes used for Holidays, and this was right around ash wednesday I think. >turn around for like 10 seconds to acknowledge something my dad said. >look back at kid and he's gone. (courtyard is way too vast for him to disappear in that short of time) >NOPE. >anyway after a few months earlier mentioned brother makes a full recovery, all is well, etc. >some time later, family is going through family photos >see a picture of my dad when he was 9 >looks strikingly like creepy church boy >HOLYFUCK.wut

I'm somewhat dreading what my baby brother will look like in 5-6 years..



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>Be 7 >Only lived in the house for a few months >Been getting creepy vibe from the house for awhile >Room is upstairs >Has an old wooden rocking horse next to my bed >It start rocking and slowly gets faster >Hides under covers >Horse stops >peak head out of covers and look around the room >Closet door is slowly opening >Closet has a latch that can be opened from the outside and it was closed and latched >Closet opens more and sees a dark figure and eyes >NOPE >jumps up slams the door shut and runs downstairs

I was punched in the house, heard voices, and had a light buld explode when I was in the basement. My parents never believed me. We sold the house years later and a girl I went to school with parents bought it. Got talking to her one day and asked her if she ever noticed anything strange in the house. She apparently had but wouldn't talk about it. She had a horrified look on her face and tears in her eyes.



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>two years ago >be 17 >father was supposed "ghost hunter" >apparently "hunted" demons and shit. >died after going insane while I was 6 >anyways, never believed a word of it, just figured mum was some Wicca freak. >hear weird shit outside of our house, mom says "run to the basement!" >freaked the fuck out, never been in the basement before, scary as all hell >also spiders, nearly pissed myself jut making it down the stairs, ran into cobwebs. >find a light and mum follows me down. >she leads me to some old chest that looks like it shouldn't even be holding together anymore >open It to find vintage as fuck flintlock pistol, a motherluvin' sabre, some revolver, a lot of incense, rosary beads, and a book filled with Latin. >mom takes the flintlock, some incense, and the book, looking for a page >hear loud crashing on basement door, as I see a goddamn spider on my shoulder, freak the fuck out and shoot at the basement door twice with the revolver. >pounding stops. Minutes that feel like hours pass in silence. Finally ask mum "wtf?" >nothing, lets put this stuff back, we might need it later. >mother dies around my 19th birthday, want to sell the house one day. >when I want to sell the house, and am close, I hear her voice "we might need it one day" >sometimes hear other unknown voices as well. >keep revolver upstairs in my headboard. >hear outside noises, I just grab the gun. NOPE.jpeg

>P.S. >still scared as shit of spiders.



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>Be 18 >always heard the odd sound here and there >sitting in my room browsing /x/ >some cool threads make some cool friends >one says he has guardian of some kind >im wanting to test this out >ask him to ask her to come over >crawlspace above my room >hear knocking >hear scratching >hear running >sitting in my room nopeing the fuck out >want to leave but cant leave 12 year old brother alone >keep staring at door willing it not to open >nothing comes downstairs >just a fucking party in my crawlspace >havent even looked in crawlspace since



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>Be 9 >Has 2 younger brothers >Just started renting our house >Play hide-and-seek >Me and my brother hide in a cabinet >Hear someone stomping around >Look out a crack and sees an older male figure >My brothers and I are the only ones home >Cabinet starts shaking and the door starts slamming. >Brother jumps to my side of the cabinet >Look over to the other side and see 2 kids >Cabinet stops >We jump out of the cabinet and see that no one is there >Find our other brother brother >Says he hadn't gone in the room we were in but heard noises in our parents bedroom and thought it was us. >Find out from the old lady next door that a man once went crazy, shot his wife in what was now our parents bedroom, shot his two children in the room me and my brother were in after finding them hiding in the cabinet, and then shot himself >She said weird thing have been reported in the house ever since and that she sees figures in the windows even when no one was renting it. >NOPE



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Almost nope.jpg

>Be about 8 >Living in rented house in Backwoods, Scott County, Mississippi >Dad real religious, takes me to church every Sun. and Wed. >I go to bed as usual Sat. Night >Have bed against wall >(When hall light is on, the light casts a Door-shape on my wall) >(Anyone standing in the doorway casts a shadow in the door-shape on the wall) >Wake up (2-4am?) >feeling of dread >lift head, thinking look around >see figure crouched in door on wall >Wtf? >Turn to look >My dad NEVER leaves lights on at night >Hall light is on bright as fuck >Nobody there >Feel panic >Hear music (strings: piano, harp or dulcimer) >instant calm >Look at figure on wall >go back to sleep.

Rest of AlmostNope.jpg, turned to Nope.jpg

>Church next morning >Dad asks preacher to pray >Says he woke to hundreds of red eyes outside his window @4am >Says he was terrified >Says he was praying like hell >I pipe up >Say I saw angel in my doorway, playin pretty piano music at the same time >Dad looks relieved >He says let's all thank God for protecting his daughter in the midst the hordes of hell >I realize he means there were demons after us >Horrorface >Nope.jpg



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>be 21 >on my shitty laptop at the time, chatting with step bro >get tired, decide to go to sleep >lie down in bed, put blankets around my shoulders and move around to get cozy. >didn't even close my eyes yet, something huge feels like it jumps on my bed and my body goes into the newly formed crater in my bed. >calmly get up, turn on light, and look around room. >don't see dent in bed anymore, decide to look under bed, see nothing there. >say aloud "fucking ghost," then get back on computer, tell my step bro about the incident >lie in bed and pass out ignoring it.

Seriously though, that shit happened. I was surprised that I took it so well at the time, as if I were a kid I would have been freaked the fuck out.



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>I was 13 >at my grandparents house, (just so happens to be near a memorial) >I often walk around the house looking for something to amuse me. >sudden cold chill runs down my neck >I check thermostat, it's literally 80 degrees in house >shrugs it off and goes to use restroom (The windows in the bathroom have three sides when you like in them, so no matter what, your reflection constantly looks to the left or right.)

>I look in mirror and all reflections are looking at me >awkwardly steps back, the reflections just glare at me >I close my eyes and open them >reflections are gone, I have no image in mirror >runs out of the house and goes to look for grandparents

NOPENOPENOPE



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Second hand story from a friend of mine. Not paranormal, but true.

>she's like six >asleep in her bed >feels tickling on her feet, wakes up >thinks it's a spider or something, brushes it off and ignores it >happens again >sits up in bed >there's a man standing at the end of her bed, tickling her feet >they stare at each other in the darkness for a while, he doesn't move >she says "can I turn the light on?" >he says "no" >he stands there a while longer looking at her, then leaves

She told her mum about it after he was gone, they had new locks put on all the windows and it never happened again. Years later one of the guys from her kindergarten was arrested for molesting some of the girls there. Freaky shit.



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I will contribute to this thread, seeing as this just happened this morning.

>Too hot in apartment, not sleeping well >Getting startled awake by some asshole in the complex slamming doors >Wake up at 3 am, someone is crying out in the complex hallway >What the hell >Back to sleep >Have some creepy-ass dream with some dead, rotting chick telling me I never came to see her >Didn't know her, was creepy all the same >She was telling me she would find me and make me pay, or some shit >Get woken up by some loud noise, maybe EHS >Can't move >The fuck >I know something is looking at me >Hear giggling outside of the window >NOPE.jpg.avi.wav

It was probably just kids from our complex, but having my first experience with sleep paralysis, even though it only lasted about a minute or so, scared the shit out of me.



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>be 16 >walking to brothers room >ignorant fuck I was wanting to ask him stuff >see black figure walking to the other side of the hallway -l the - = the hall the l the hall to the other rooms > think thats my bro >open door the other room >see black shadow staring >dissapears >mfw NOPE.JPG



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This just happened now. >be home sick with really bad cold >no one else is in the house >sneeze really fucking loudly >hear "bless you" from upstairs >dog snarls and bares teeth >televisions are off, resulting in complete silence >NOPE.qwerty



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>be 14 during the winter >be sleeping >hear knocking at the window and wake up >go over and see window message made from finger >says "let me in" >window on second floor of house >NOPE.jpg.png.gif.exe.avi



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>be 5 >late afternoon, in mom's friend house >i'm sleepy and go to sleep in a random room with a bed >room is full of weird stuff like oxygen cylinders and monitors >high frequency sound that my mom can't hear annoys me but i fall asleep anyways >dream about me in a airport all alone (i remember it was in the middle of desert) looking for mom but ...nothing >see a kid with almost bald head that want to talk with me and i get dragged by ..nothing to him >he touch me and my ankle start hurting me >hear weird sound of metallic objects >wake with first sleep paralisis >panic and trying to scream blinking eyes >as soon as i start blinking eyes,see a fat man in a weird costume with a weird hood staring from 5-10 meters staying next to those hospital equipment >he doesn't move but when start moving his mouth there is no sound that comes out but my brain forces me to see weird images and mix of colors instead >during those images hear someone screaming >realize is me >no more images,man disappears i run out the room >NOPE.jpg

is that good? (the dream part isn't linked to this episode but i used to make the story more ...more, anyways both things happened)



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>Be 14 >Started hearing footsteps and shit so I called my mum >Go downstairs while talking on the phone >Door upstairs slams shut and the signal starts fucking up NOPE



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> Be a 10 minutes ago. > Hallway is dark, so thee who enters must turn on the lights or risk bumping into the excessive amounts of furniture. > Did so and proceeded down stairs. > Retrieve mail > About to approach stair case > Hear footsteps from above. > WHAT.jpeg > Hallway light suddenly turns off. > NOPE > Manage to gather the courage to walk upstairs > Lock bedroom door > More footsteps

NOPENOPE.AVI



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>Be 15 >Gf sends me naked pics every month or so just for the hell of it >Pics are from her bed with closet open and in plain sight >See really big suit with long sleeves in closet >NOPE.JPG >Stop fapping >Go to Gf's house weekend after >No suit, or anything that looks like one >She says she has no clue and gets freaked out (I told her about slendy) >Next batch of pics comes in >SUIT AGAIN >NOPE.JPG.AVI.EXE



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>be 13 >early morning of birthday >4am >have been playing metal gear solid for hours >about to battle psycho mantis >realize i dont have my second controller >pause game and go to my living room to look >house is completely dark and silent >i hear one of my dogs collars jingle like when they scratch their necks >i turn towards the couch and he isnt there >shrug it off and grab the controller >as im heading back to the room i hear dog claws walking on the wooden floor in the kitchen >think he was probably on the side of the couch and now going towards the dining room >go to see what he's doing and pet him >he's not in the room >wtf? >ponder possibilities for a while >almostanope.jpg >then i hear hear his collar again where i first heard it >i go towards the living room and there he is, scratching his neck >he stops and sits there looking at me panting >relieved.exe >i walk over and pet his head, scratch his neck and tell him to quit fucking around >heading back towards the room >look back at him >hes not there >look down towards parents room >hes "asleep" on his pillow >didnt hear/see/feel him go by me in the hall >NOPE.WAT



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>On computer >Feel cat nudging chair >"sup ki-" >Cat is now behind the couch and I see her back legs >Cat then walks away completely behind the couch and torwards the stairs >Get up and peer over couch >No cat >wut >Real cat the comes up the stairs from the basement >NOPE >Go upstairs and look around to see if maybe a stray cat got in the house >Find nothing >Go back downstairs where my real cat stole my chair



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>be goosebumps age >teacher assigns us all a goosebumps book because Halloween >Night of the Living Dummy >share room with sister, big ass dolls and cabbage patch kids and my bed is pointed into her area of the room >finish book and essay, go to sleep >see movement in sister's doll pile >get up and move doll, not taking any chances >swear on my shit that the doll was warm as fuck even though the heating vents were on my side of the room >place doll under my sisters bed, don't remember why I didn't put it outside room >go back to sleep >kinda wake up ~3am >doll slightly out from under the bed >blink >gone >go back to sleep, I'm not even sure if I was actually awake But wait, there's more. >really wake up for poddy break, sleeping on stomach >muscles tight and can't move >"I'm going to kill you" > trying to turn head to see what was talking, was moving too slow >Build up energy kick the shit out of what ever was at the bottom of my bed >thud wakes up sister > Must have been sleep paralysis, though I'm sure I wasn't lucid Nope?