The Alabama Colon Incident

There is a mysterious and obscure news article that mentions somewhere in Alabama, a sewage line became clogged. When a team of plumbers was sent to investigate, they discovered the pipes were clogged with decades of calcified feces. It was gray, and hard as a rock. None of the plumbers initially had any luck, but after several days, were able to unclog the pipes.

Coincidentally, months later, each of the plumbers complained of intestinal pains and severe constipation. Several of them ended up in the hospital, where it was discovered that their colons had been completely impacted with white, calcified feces. The pain was said to be so great, that each patient passed out every ten minutes. Within weeks, each plumber died of sepsis.

Nobody knows what happened, and why each plumber was effected. Perhaps they were cursed, but we may never know.