Dis How EVIL PATRIXXX was maed

The Supa Sed Storie.
One day PATRIXXX was walking home from Teh Krusty Krap. Den SPINGEBILLLL walked up to him and said "PATRIXXX, YOU R LOOKING HYPER-REALISTIC TODAE. ALSO SQUIDWARXXXX WAS KILT WHEN HE JUMP OUT HIS WINDOE." Den PATRIXXX said "OH NOES SPINGEBILLLL, WHAT DO WE DEW?" Den SPINGEBILLLL said "IT NO MATTER, NO OEN LIKED SQUIDWARXXXX ANYWAE." Den PATRIXXX said "YOU ARE RITE SPINGEBILLLL." So PATIRXXX went under his rock Hyper-Realistic High Tech Bunker, and watched some of teh newz. They went on about teh Bloody Hyper-Realistic Corenahvarius like usual. PATRIXXX fell asleep. Theh Deman Above him Laughed evaly. "Mwahahahahah! SOON ME CAN TAKE POSSESSION OF PATRIXXX AND FINALLY TAKE OVER THEH ENTIRE LOLPASTA WIKI! DEN THEAR CAN ONLY BEE STORIEZ ABOUT HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! MWAHAHAHHAHASHSAHHSAHSHHASH *cough, cough*" Theh Next dae, SPINGEBILLLL and PATRIXXX went to Theh Krusty Krap. Den PATRIXXX said "SPINGEBILL ME LIKE KRABBIE PATTIE BUT WHAT IF SQUIDWARXXXX IS HAUNTING US?" SPINGEBILLLL said "BAAHHAHAHAHAHA DAT IS DUM PATRIXXX. WE R TO HYPER-REALISTIC FOR SQUIDWARXXXX TO HERT US." PATRIXXX then said "BUT SPINGEBILLLL, I WANNA EAT YOUR HYPER-REALISTIC SOUL NOW FOR SOEM REASN." Den theh Deman Said "DEW IT." Den SPINGEBILLLL said "WE SHOULD GO ASK PLENKTONNNN WHAT TO DEW." So dey left theh Krusty Krap and went to theh Cum Bocket. Dey asked PLENKTONNNN what to dew. Den he said "I DUN CAER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU TWO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DYE." Den PATRIXXX threatened PLENKTONNNN with his M9. Den PATRIXXX said "IF YOU NIU HELP US YOU WILL BLOOD." So PLENKTONNNN said "YOU NEEDS TO STAPH FEELING BAD FOR SQUIDWARXXXX'S DEATH IT WAS SPINGEBILLLL'S FALT." Den PATRIXXX gasped. He didn't tink dat SPINGEBILLL would evar kilt anyoen. Den SPINGEBILLLL Trit to Apolegeiz. But den PATRIXXX decided to bloodily eot his Sul. "MWAAHAHHHAHAHAH." Den theh Deman Posissed PATRIXXX. "I IS NOW REBARN.... AS EVIL PATRIXXX!" He immediately went to theh store and was going to bye a Rip-Off Jeff the Killer Hoddie, but reallized how stoopid dat wes, so he just went back and murdered SPINGEBILLLL. Den Hyper-Realistic BLOOD shot evarywhar. PLENKTONNNN grabbed his Cage and Chucked it at EVIL PATRIXXX and BLOOD. Also it made it so he couldn't use WURLD EAT. Den a Skeleton popped out and Killed PLENKTONNNN and dere was BLOOD EVARWHERE. But EVIL PATRIXXX was stil trapped. So theh Skeleton decided to trie and ues a rituwel to free him oh noes. So den he looke dup how to SummOn Colonel Sanders. He den asked for Fried Chiken that would maek theh Skeleton Omnipotent. So he den made a Pentagrem and lit some Candels and sacrificed meh to EVIL PATRIXXX den EVIL PATRIXXX escaeped. Den he blew up Teh Cum Bocket and Theh Krusty Krap. Den he also Blew up SPINGEBILLLL'S house and SQUIDWARXXXX'S house. Den he blew up KONG NUTINE. Den he blew up EVRYTING. pls plsplsplssl neva sommun EVIL PATRIXXX or eals he wil kilt you and jack off on ur bodie. Theh end now stop annoying me I'm Dead.

P.S.

U R NEXT HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT IS I EVIL PATRIXXX AND U R NEXT MWAHAHAHHAHHHAAHSHAHSHASHH *cough, cough*

Written by: DarknessReaper9