(Stupid and fake as shit) Too Cute lost episode

Too Cute. A TV show that needs no introduction. I used to always watch it when I was in play school. I wish I could say that all was good at the time. It wasn’t. I was too young and naive to realize it then, but the pilot episode was something truly eerie and off putting. It began showing a decrepit ranch house with a wishing well in the backyard. Not too long after, several puppies began entering the shack. They were all led into a room, except for one. The line pup walked into a corner in the room. He stared at the wall for what seemed like hours. My five year old self was worried for it. Eventually, it took a shit on the floor. I laughed then. However, the poop looked like it was laced in blood. The camera then cut to the room with the rest of the pack. I didn’t have much time to process what I saw, which just it all the more horrifying. A demonic looking Great Dane with blood stained fur was biting and raping a dead turtle. I began to cry. Luckily, the deranged episode ended and cut to the sister episode, which was normal. In order to clear my mind of the horrifying scene, I went for a walk. I eventually came across a wishing well. Out of nowhere, the Great Dane charged at me and took a piping hot shit down my throat. That was the last thing my cousin wrote on his blog before he went missing. Bless his sole.