Another Lost Episode

-By Omega Simon

Anyone heard of SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm just going to pretend you have and get on with the story. I wasn't an IT at any animation studio, but I was very interested in how things started. I kept hearing these rumors about the first aired episode of SpongeBob not being the first episode made. As you see, I got interested and started searching around for it. In the middle of a walk I noticed a disk case with a piece of paper that said "SpongeBob 0" glued on it. I picked it up, finished the walk, headed home, cleaned the disk and popped it in my computer. The Windows XP "what do you want to do with this (blank)" thing popped up as always and I played the episode.

The first thing I noticed is the pirate skips "Are you ready kids?" and he was just on top of a plain blue background. I just figured it was an early version of the episode. Anyway, the rest of the intro was normal. It started with SpongeBob getting out of bed and going to the Krusty Krab. He didn't say anything for the whole walk. Squidward didn't even pop out of his window and yell at SpongeBob. When he went inside no one was there. He started making Krabby Patties. It then cut to Squidward actually at the Krusty Krab taking people's orders. I said to myself "Well that's strange". Then SpongeBob says "Hey Squidward!". I then noticed a flash of something (I later found that it was Squidward standing over SpongeBob's body at night) and Squidward didn't respond at all. It then just cuts to 5 minute of static. When it goes back to normal, it's just Squidward walking down the street looking depressed for the rest of the episode. I'm going to take this to Nickelodeon and see what they say about it. I'll edit this when I do.

Edit: Alright. I don't know what the hell is going on here. I went into Nickelodeon Studios and when I gave it to someone, everyone in the room just started staring at me. I headed home hoping that nothing bad was going on, and when I got home, my TV and computer was smashed into pieces. I borrowed my friend's laptop to write this.

Edit: Again. I don't know what was up with that episode, but I do know that some crazy person was outside my house yesterday. I woke up in the middle of the night to a gunshot. When I looked out the window someone was laying in my front yard dead. And to make it worse, my name was written in blood above the body.

I couldn't go back to sleep. But when it turned day I looked outside to see that the body wasn't there. I swear I'm hallucinating now.

Just got a package in the mail. Another SpongeBob lost episode. The thing that creeps me out is that there isn't even an address on it. I didn't even tell anyone I know about this. The DVD won't play anyways. I pop it in both my DVD player and my computer and nothing. I swear, if someone I don't know comes to my door in the middle of the night I'm going to make sure he never comes back. Now to find my damn 9mm pistol.