Ned's Nitpicks: Pingu, Buzz, and Sonic

I originally intended to have my nitpick of "Blood Whistle" done for this week's edition, but due to its length, it will have to wait for another week.

Pingu's Lost Episode Pingu's Knife
Remember those funny Pingu episodes?

I remember episodes of Pingu, but I don't remember any of them being funny.

When I searched Pingu, I found a file, It was on Mediafire,

"Thanks for the confession!" - An FBI agent.

I downloaded the file called "Pingu's Knife.zip" When I clicked on it, There were 2 files

Which one has the virus planted in it?

One is called "Wake.txt" It read: "This is an unreleased episode dated 1999, It aired in Israel & North Korea only, Watch it at your own risk."

I'm surprised it wasn't a common territory like Japan or Canada. Also, why would there be a warning like that? It's actually common for kids shows to have episodes banned in certain places, like that Peppa Pig episode that it said spiders were friendly and was banned in Australia where they're deadly, or that episode of Caillou where he was afraid of dying someday that was banned in the US.

'''and there was a other file, a AVI file. I clicked on it, The intro was normal except'''

Of course the intro was normal "except" because that's a common trope in lost episode pastas.

Pingu, He was walking sadly, then it cut to a igloo at night, Pingu was making dinner for his parents,

This reminds me of a YouTube Poop someone made about Pingu's mom being arrested for forcing Pingu to work, by an officer who calls her a "Fucking Fat Cow".

after Pinga went to bed, Pingu and his mum fell asleep,

Right there on the floor?

Pingu's dad stared sadly at the camera for 5 seconds

STOP WATCH!

and he started crying,

I like how random sadness is a common trope in stories like these.

It cut to a video of Pingu decapitating Pinga

Of course, because this is a poorly written story, we are never told what his method of decapitating her was (or even why he did it besides POINTLESS VIOLENCE MAKES IT SCARY, U GUIZE!). I don't think authors of poorly written stories understand that if you simply tell us something happens without "showing" it happen, you lose a lot of potential investment on the reader's part. We can't be scared of something we don't know about.

before it cut back to Pingu's dad crying, He stood here for the whole movie,

I thought it was an episode.

'before Pingu woke up and knifed his dad & mum, Pingu stared smiling wider with black soulless eyes

Did they have glowing red dots and blood under them?

and and

You should check your story for errors, author.

he roared at the camera, The credits were in Japanese

Foreign languages are only scary if you're a xenophobe. Also, cliche.

'''and text said "Your dead, Felipe." in Korean, then the video froze,'''

Who the fuck is Felipe?

and my computer had a virus.

I didn't mean to predict that this would happen.

And, once again, the author doesn't feel the need to go into details, so it's hard to be devastated by this vague event.

A Buzzing
Something is in that bug…

You mean its body parts?

'''That sound had always gotten on my nerves. It gets on most people’s nerves. It is that buzzing of that moth flying around my bedroom light. Somehow it gets under my skin so much.'''

Nice introduction there, skippy!

'''On this particularly Saturday evening, as I was reclining and catching up on the latest game in the NCAA tournament, it was as annoying as if the whole stadium had been filled with people spitting out of vuvuzelas. I switched on the light and went into the kitchen to fetch the fly swatter.'''

Since this wasn't really connected with his introduction about how he hates flies, I assumed that the audiences was cheering and that he got pissed off, so he went into the kitchen to get the fly swatter to bust his TV with.

My housekeeper, Helen, a short, old, white-haired woman always left it there.

I don't know why, but when I first read this, I was afraid he was going to tell us she's Hispanic in an offensive way.

'''But before I could grab my good blue plastic old weapon of mass fly destruction, I heard it. The buzzing had changed. It had grown deeper and repetitive. It had gone from a monotonous drone to a steady, pulsing beat, almost like African drums of war.'''

That would piss me off to. Maybe you turn the TV up so you don't have to hear it, or something.

Being a musician,

I can play on song on Guitar Hero, mommy!

my perfectly toned ear

I AM GOD

'''easily picked up to sounds like these, so I shrugged off the change. After all, what does it matter how a fly sounds, as long as I swat it? I grabbed the fly swatter and marched back into the living room.'''

Like a soldier, wearing my civil war cosplay jacket.

'''I turned on the lights and looked around for the little devil. It was there, on the armchair. Stealthily, I snuck to the side of the chair. I readied my arm, and SMACK!'''

So, wait, it wasn't even in the same room? If you're such a big famous musician, why don't you buy a house that is properly insulated?

'''The fly was dead. I went back to watching the game. My favorite team was winning, so I was feeling good.'''

That makes you getting your ass handed to you in a few minutes even more funny!

'''Soon it was half time. I went into the kitchen to refill my bowl of chips.'''

And grab another beer, no doubt.

'''Then, the buzzing returned. The fly had brought its cousins. This time, the droning note emanating from the nuisance’s mouth was higher. It landed on the rim of my bowl.'''

Not gonna lie, that would piss me off, too.

Annoyed, I raised the swatter, but in the reflection across the bowl’s surface my eye caught something that sent a strange chill down my spine.

INCOMING CLICHE ALERT!

The fly’s eyes were a dark black, as if they were only hollow sockets.

Isn't that what they always look like? Either that fly was huge, or you have great eye sight because it would take a normal person a bit of straining to its eyes. Also, boring cliche is boring.

'''Nevertheless, I brought the swatter down, refilled my chips, and went back to watch the game. By the middle of the second half, my team was winning so much that I began to get a little bored.'''

Yeah, people tend to get bored when they watching boring things.

Most of all, however, I needed to take a bathroom break.

"Man! Who thought Doritos and beer could cause diarrhea!"

'''That was when I heard the third fly. I heard a buzzing downstairs in the basement.'''

Just shut the basement door and ignore it.

Now, my basement isn’t the cleanest place.

"That maid of mine is so damn lazy!"

A few summers ago, I had had a rat colony and, unfortunately, since then, I think I had probably left a few survivors.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy's house? The walls aren't properly insulated, its infested with rats and insects, and God knows what else.

'''But it turned out that I wouldn’t have to worry about the rats… I began to take a few steps down the stairs all the while hearing the buzzing of that annoying fly. The air around me began to grow cold. A nasty smell reached my nose.'''

Your house sucks.

'''Then something brushed my leg. Suddenly, the buzzing grew louder and multiplied.'''

“Stop it!” I screamed.

"Flies know English, u guize!"

'''Then it suddenly cut off. I tripped and fell down the remaining 5 stairs.'''

You seemed to have hit your head pretty hard. Also, that step probably wasn't properly built like the rest of the house.

'''There was a long silence. I recovered myself and began to walk back towards the stairs.'''

I thought you were trying to go down them? Maybe he DID hit his head and got confused. And a concussion.

'''Then, the fly landed on my shoulder. I love you, it said. I don’t want you to die.'''

Nice use of quotation marks, I say sarcastically.

At this point, I was about to call the mental helpline.

I take it the "nice lady" who calms you down is working there today instead of wrangling you?

'''I was being talked to by a fly. But you have to.'''

I don't have to do anything!

“Leave me alone!” I screamed.

'''I wish I could, it said. But then, the buzzing began to grow again.'''

Just kill it!

'''It was compelling me. My mind began to wander. I stumbled about the basement in extreme annoyance and finally came upon the washing machine. I opened the lid.'''

Why he opened the washing machine is never explained.

'''The body of Helen was stuffed inside. Her white hair fell over a wrinkled face. In her left hand, she still clenched a bottle of detergent.'''

Either she's the smallest woman in the world or that's the biggest washer ever built. How in the world did all that fit in there?

She had the same black eyes as the flies.

BLACK VOIDS R SCURY!

A rancid smell filled the room,

Probably because you shit your pants.

'''and I was overtaken by a feeling of light swiftness. I fainted.'''

Bad move buddy, you should never go to sleep with a concussion (which I'm assuming you had)

I awoke to the sound of a detention cell door being opened.

Uh-oh! Nice lady who follows me must have taken me back to the sponge room!

'''“Mr. Jamison, you have been convicted of the first degree murder of Helen Kernes. Anything you say can and will be used against you.” The police officer walked away.'''

Can somebody please tell me what the fuck country this takes place in? The houses are shoddily built and the police force is trash. I have more to comment on this than any other part of this story.

First of all, you cannot convict someone without a trial. Second, how the Hell did the police get there? Did the fly call them? Third, he says "Anything you say can and will be used against you" and just leaves. He's not going to interrogate this guy or try to find out what happened?

'''The fly landed on my shoulder. I’m not done with you, It said.'''

And the story ends with a cliff hanger. "Great", I say sarcastically.

Horned Demon Sonic
'''This is the first time I'm telling you this. It's a cryptid named the "Horned Demon Sonic" AKA "Horned Sonic".'''

And here I was thinking having Sonic.exe be a literal god was ridiculous!

It's appearance is related to the Modern Video Game Sonic but with red horns added on top of it's head, Empty eye sockets with real human eyeballs, Human gums and teeth shoved into the mouth and real animal fur coloured in blue.

So... Sonic with better graphics and the lame "empty eye sockets" which apparently aren't empty because they have human eyes in them?

This demonic beast was first sighted by witnesses in 1999 when two boys were watching Sonic shows, but the episode

Of which show? There was Sonic the Hedgehog "SatAM", Sonic Underground, and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. Steve Urkel played Sonic in all three of those shows by the way.

was a lost episode

Oh boy...

that accidentally aired and gave birth to a new cryptid entity.

Oh my God, I'm going to have to read Sonic.exe just to wash this nonsense out of my head.

According to the witnesses, the episode was about Tails running from something that appears to be a Sonic with red bat wings.

Speaking of Sonic.exe. "Wow!" I say sarcastically "Now where have I heard something starting with Tails being chased by Sonic?"

"Suddenly the episode went to static",

So this is just Sonic.exe in lost episode form? Jesus Christ. 0 stars for creativity.

Then the first ever sighting of the beast, "It immediately came out of the static and out of the TV", said by another witness.

So the second witness is just repeating what the first said? Why not just tell us that someone else said they had the same experience?

The appearance is very early, Just appearing like Classic Sonic but with red wings.

There's an echo in here.

The creature flew everywhere, flapping it's scary wings like a bat or eagle would do Right?

How the Hell should I know?

"The creature flew down stairs. We followed but as soon as we got there, it was gone" according to the witnesses description.

So... it just appeared suddenly in your house?

'''It didn't show up until 2003 where a bizarre encounter in the lake happened. Morgz Jar Dinks was the name of the witness.'''

I'm supposed to trust a man whose name sounds like Jar Jar Binks?

'''Morgz was fishing in the lake on his boat until he started to notice something strange. It looked like a blue furry hump'''

Yes, blue furries do hump. You little pervert.

'''with multiple small red bat wings running down the hump and replacing spikes. It measured about 5 feet in length and was moving slowly but then disappeared into the lake at a faster speed 12 mins later. The witness thinks it's a Horned Sonic showing it's half self from below or just swimming to catch small prey.'''

The witness was later taken to a mental asylum where he claims to hear the voice of Jesus telling him to kill the orderlies.

2006 the most common sighting of the Horned Sonic ever.

No, 2006 was the worst sighting of normal Sonic ever, in that shitty Sonic 06 game.

It was a photograph of the infamous design of Horned Sonic cryptid standing in front of a abandoned Nintendo Headquarters.

How can it be abandoned when Nintendo isn't bankrupt... yet?

So if you find Horned Sonic cryptid, let me know

Why you wanna ask him out or some shit? If I see something like that I'm gonna kill the fucker!

Sonic SatAM "Unaired Episode"
About a week ago, my friend, who claims he is a "Very big sonic SatAM fan", gave me an old, beat up-looking VHS tape.

Jumped right into that one, didn't you? I suppose it's better than a long, pointless prologue anyway.

He told me that it was an unaired episode of the show which he had gotten from a friend who was supposedly an animator on the show.

Why is an elderly animator on a show that's over 20 years old friends with a 10 year old? Is he some kind of pedophile?

'''Apparently, this was intended to be a Season 3 episode, even though Season 3 was never made. He claimed that 2 episodes were made, but this one was never shown, and the 2nd episode was only 40% finished.'''

This story's only 40% finished.

Even though I thought that what he was saying sounded kind of fake, I still was interested in it, and knew that this had to be true; he is (or at least was) my friend after all.

Yeah, because being someone's friend means you have to believe every bit of bullshit they spout.

'''Later that day, I took the tape home with me. It's label was very faded; I could only make out "Sonic season 3 episode: The Nigh".'''

Author doesn't know that "nigh" means near, so his WORD NOT COMPLETELY SPELLED bullshit falls flat.

I popped the tape Into my old VHS player

VCR!

'''and then watched the "episode". It started out normally enough with the Sonic SatAM Intro. The audio however seemed a little "off", for lack of a better term. It seemed a little bit detuned and faded sounding. Because it was playing off a damaged tape, I thought that would most likely be why.'''

That would be the logical explanation, but because crappy stories have to use the "poor quality" cliche, it's just there to play on the (non existent) scare factor.

'''When the intro was over it showed the title card. The weird thing about the title card was that it didn't even seem finished. Just like the faded label of the VHS tape, it only said "The Nigh", and nothing else.'''

My brain is translating this to "The Near".

The title card also didn't even look like It was for the right show; the background was just a plain black, and the text was plain white, in a very weird-looking font.

Didn't your friend say it was incomplete?

'''Then the episode started. The episode started out with Tails and Sonic walking on a trail at what looked like night. Tails asked Sonic "What where you like as a little kid?". Sonic then tried to tell Tails saying "Well, Tails, I was a very...." but then Sonic went into a flashback.'''

'''The flashback showed Sonic as a little kid, sitting down and doing nothing but watching static on the TV. This flashback plays for 3 minutes.'''

Why do little kids think characters watching static is scary?

'''Then it cut back to Sonic, and he said to Tails: "I don't think you should know, Tails. This might upset you." But Tails said in a weird, high-pitched, "chipmunk" voice "NO SONIC. TELL ME NOW. I MUST KNOW!". Sonic then began to tell him "Okay, Tails. The truth is...I was abused an-".'''

Ok, I can tell you right now that this is a load of crap. ANYONE who's watched the show knows that Sonic was raised by his adoring Uncle Chuck, who was later roboticized by Robotnik. Did the author even watch this show before writing this?

'''The rest of what Sonic said was cut off and replaced by a weird, buzzy audio tone. Then it cut back to Sonic watching the static TV, but this time Sonic was fully grown. This clip played for 20 seconds. It then cut to a scene of Tails crying without any audio.'''

That actually sounds funny.

'''Then Sonic said "I know, Tails. It's very bad. But at least you ar-". Again, the rest of what Sonic says was cut off.'''

"I don't know how to write scary dialogue, so I'm going to use the lame ass 'audio cut out' cliche" said the author.

'''It cut back to the scene of Sonic watching the static TV again. This time Sonic was elderly and the TV was showing not just static but also red text saying "You Will Die A Painful Death In 5 Minutes".'''

Will it be as painful as reading this story?

'''After that, the scene cut just to static. At first I thought the tape was over, but 20 seconds after the text, Sonic saw appeared again. At this point, I was getting very scared, but I had to continue watching. No matter what I said to myself, I just had to keep watching.'''

Why? You're not actually gaining anything from watching this string of unrelated events unfold before you.

'''After the static, it cut to a generic screen of "TV bars". Weird seeing as how this wasn't a TV broadcast. The TV bars then started shaking and deforming. The colors changed, and the bars began to form a weird text, which said "Eject Now".'''

Was this supposed to be scary? I found the TV test pattern to be relaxing actually, if the sound is turned down low enough so that the beeping isn't loud. I remember days of sleeping in the living room and waking up in the middle of the night to the test pattern, so I find it very relaxing.

'''Again, I still had to watch no matter what. So I just tried to ignore it.'''

Well, if they left a message telling you to eject it, wouldn't that be a sign that there isn't anything left on the tape?

It then cut to a generic "No signal" screen again.

Then the tape stopped and rewound!

I didn't know why this was showing when this was supposedly never shown on TV.

....!

And judging from the title card, it might have not even been 100% finished.

No, really? I thought your friend whose word you blindly believed told you it wasn't!

After that, it cut to a scene of Sonic and Sally kissing.

I swear to God if this turns into him raping her...

'''For some reason Sonic's pupils turned red at random parts. Tails then went up to Sonic, and told him "I'm sorry about crying so much, Sonic. I really should have faced the truth all along." Sonic then replied, saying "It's alright, Tails. I know that you might have had it rough when you where a little bit younger".'''

"I know that you might have had it rough when you where a little bit younger" "you might have had it rough when you where a little bit younger" "you had it rough when you where a little bit younger" "rough when you where a little bit younger" "where"

'''Tails said "Yeah I know, It wasn't tha-". Just like Sonic's sentences were cut off,'''

"DON'T INTERUPT ME!"

'''Tails' were too. Then, another flashback.'''

I'm surprised it wasn't "Tail's where too."

'''This flashback showed a human boy lying in what I think was his room, doing nothing but lying on his bed. I was confused as to why it showing a human boy when there where no human characters in the cartoon. I then figured out why.'''

One of the animators accidentally taped over the episode with a home movie?

The flashback then "skipped", I guess you could say, to a scene of the same human boy locked in what looked like a jail cell.

Uh-oh. Looks like they found Michael Jackson's house.

'''A weird, deformed man then came in with a vial holding a weird blue liquid. He shouted "HEY KID. DRINK THIS OR I'LL HIT YOU AGAIN." At this point, I kind of wanted to throw up. But for some reason I still felt the need to watch all of the tape.'''

That's not really unnerving, but whatever. I mean, if the worst that's gonna happen to the kid if he doesn't drink this shit is he'll be hit then wh... you know what, whatever.

The kid then said while crying "Okay, you big meanie. Why can't I ever be treated good by people?".

Plot twist: this kid's a little asshole and his parents gave him to the weird guy across the street as punishment for... I don't know... shoving pencils in his sister's nose and banging her head off the table.

'''The kid then drank the blue liquid and said "Ewww. That was bad, now let me out of here". Just then, the man left and the kid's skin apparently started to itch. It seems that the rest of this scene was either cut or just not animated.'''

And then he became Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm calling it now.

'''Then it jumped into some sort of a first person view of the kid breaking out of the cell and finding the man. He says "WHY DID YOU DO THIS JUNK TO ME?" The man replied, saying "Hey, at least you can fly now. Maybe you should fly away before I lock you up again."'''

Oh, sorry, I'm guessing he became Tails.

'''Then the perspective reverted back to third person and it showed that the boy is Tails. The flashback then ended. Tails told Sonic "If I told you then you would k-". Again, Tails' speech was cut off. The scene cut to static for 7 minutes, and then the credits rolled.'''

I don't know what's more boring, seeing that episode or reading about it.

'''When I was done watching the tape, I was so shocked and disgusted at what had happened. I was curious to know if anyone else had seen it. I then jumped onto my computer and went Google. I searched for "Sonic SatAM season 3 episode 1 tape".'''

Considering how loose Google is with their search results these days, you probably got wall clocks and other unrelated shit. Oh yeah, and a bunch of Pintrest garbage. They shill the fuck out of that site.

'''I didn't find any info on it, so I posted a question about It on a Sonic forum I go on. Oddly, after only 2 minutes I got a reply from someone named "TheHedgeguy34", who said that he had seen the tape.'''

Plot twist: they knew it was a crappypasta so they're playing along with you to troll the fuck out of you.

Another guy who's name I forget

How convenient!

replied to us and said that he had heard a rumor that one of the animators of the show had went crazy and wanted to make a much more dark episode of the show.

I already knew those people at Dic were crazy, but damn! Also, of course. Because that's how every Geoshea's shitpasta ends. I'm surprised that the main character didn't call the police.

'''He also said that the episode was only 90% finished. Supposedly, the last scene of the episode would have had Tails telling Sonic. Sonic would have stated that "humans do not exist, Tails. You must have dreamed that." as opposed to the static I heard on my tape.'''

What happened to the other episode?

I would have taken a snapshot of the forum conversation, but the thread was locked.

Ok, but it was just locked. Not deleted. Come up with a better excuse next time.

'''All of the posts were deleted. I had been "Banned for spamming '''

I have a feeling this really happened. Hell, I would banhammer someone if they posted a shitty "lost episode" story on my forum, as well.

Sonic The Hedgehog: The Lost Version
i'm pretty sure most of you out there know the popular franchise:sonic the hedgehog,

No! I'm stupid! I never heard of Sonic the Hedgehog! Also, learn how to properly capitalize.

well did you know that sonic's FIRST appearance was in sega's Rad Mobile coin-op?

Yes

i didn't think so

BITCH! Did you just assume my response? Fuck you, who the fuck do you think you are, Dora the Explorer?

since most people believe that sonic's first game was his first appearance, well, there was a unreleased final version of sonic the hedgehog which was meant to be the last game to feature sonic in which was in development in 2003,

If you're talking about what was supposed to be his final appearance, then why did you start by telling us about his first?

the reason why the version was never released because all of the programmers complained to Raymond Lemaire that the game would cause the children to get nightmares,

That's never stopped them before.

to what i remembered, only a few people played the final version including me, the title screen remained unchanged except that "sega 1991" was now replaced with "sega 2003" including a text above it stating "final version"

Since the author didn't feel the need to give proper information, I'm assuming this game is the original Sonic the Hedgehog and not an up-to-date game.

when i started playing, everything seem normal and unchanged like with the title screen, except when i jumped on the enemies, no animals come out and the color of the smoke was black, but looked a little grey,

Which one is it? Is it black or is it grey?

if it were inverted, another strange thing is in the original version, if you collected plenty of rings in act 1 and 2 in any of the zones, a giant ring would appear at the end of the level hovering in midair where you jump into it, it would take you to a special stage

There's nothing strange about that. At least I'm assuming that you're saying that this alone is strange since you go onto give us a mini-essay about what happens in special stages.

where you can get a emerald if you were successful not hitting any of the goal spheres,

That was Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic & Knuckles! Did you even ever play StH1?

which in this version no version of that ring appeared at the end even though i had more than 40 rings, now i was in act 2, again, nothing much changed, then that's when i reach the boss in act 3,

So far it's just "Nothing's different except the color of smoke"

when i defeated eggman, eggman's ship exploded, leaving eggman

Well that was redundant.

flying in midair then falling on his head, when he got up, you could see a scratch on eggman's forehead, that's when eggman began crying and putted both of his hands over his eyes and sat back down like if he was a child,

Not a very threatning villain there, but ok.

in fact, eggman's cry mixed with an actual child's cry which both of them sounded very realistic, after 30 seconds, the screen began fading into static including a scream from majora's mask

Which scream? Link's? You don't know, do you? Your only knowledge about Majora's Mask comes from BEN.

for 2 seconds until the screaming and the static stopped, cutting to a gruesome scene in green hill zone which had a black sky, no clouds at all, the water's color was replaced with blood red and the grass was grey and covered in blood,

So... just the entire color scheme replaced with red and black?

the gruesome part about this scene was sonic, he was laying on the grass, dead, his head was turned towards the camera and he was completely grey, his eyes were missing and blood ran from his eyes down his face, a very loud ambiance was playing

You have no clue what "ambiance" means, do you?

this lasted for 6 seconds

STOP WATCH!

until static appeared for a split second then cutted to the same scene, this time, sonic was standing up, looking at the camera with his body turned towards it, this lasted for 1 minute, then his mouth opened and closed repeatedly if he was talking, but words came out,

Well if words came out, then of course he was moving his mouth like he was talking. Put two and two together, genius main character!

then he stopped, he kept looking at the camera for another minute, until cutting to green hill zone act 4, the background was back to normal but the timer and the score keeper was missing, this time, i was playing as tails, two questions popped into my mind:

One, when will chicken tendies be done. Two, when will mommy bring it?

'''1. what's green hill act 4? from what i gathered, all zones only have 3 acts in them 2.'''

"From what I gathered" implies you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

'''what's tails doing here, and why am i playing as him? sadly, i couldn't think up a guess why tails is here,'''

Not only is this redundant, but also it should be clear to you by now that this isn't the actual game and things are different in it.

the act was pretty much the same as act 1, this time, there were no enemies, there were only animals scattered everywhere which were hopping up and down like in the ending, it seem happy at first, but when i reached the end of the level, the screen cutted to static for 2 seconds,

"cutted"

Fucking "cutted"

then cutted to the exact same gruesome scene before act 4, but this time, instead of sonic, it was tails, he was hanging from a noose, he was in perfect state

I wouldn't consider being dead "perfect state".

except he had no pupils, this lasted for an HOUR, i thought it was the end of the game, so i left my seat to turn off the genesis

Why are they even making a Genesis game in the post-Dreamcast era?

and eject the bizzare version of the game, but just before i could do it, the same sonic appeared on the screen, his head was the only part of him visible, a scream from a woman could be heard which was VERY loud that it almost damaged my eardrums, as soon as i heard it, i immediately turned the sega genesis off since i was next to it, then i ejected the game from my genesis and drove at a nearby river and threw the cartridge into the water,

I turned around and found a cross looking police man who fined my sorry ass for littering and pollution.

ever since i played the game, i couldn't sleep because i knew i was going to have nightmares, if someone, or the one of the few people who own it, still have it and haven't played it yet, DON'T PLAY THE GAME, contact me as soon as possible, if you've played the game, it was your own risk.

Why do these shitty stories want you to "contact" them if you find what they're warning you about?