My Experience with Polybius

I am about to tell you something that happened to my sister. The infamous arcade game "Polybius" was responsible for her death. The following information is from her diary:

June 1, 2003
I was on Ebay looking for really expensive arcade cabinets. It had Street Fighter II, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, ect. They were around for $200 or less. That's when i saw a Polybius arcade cabinet. It was selling for around $2,000 dollars. The strangest thing is that there were no bids on it, and the seller's name was "ZZZzzzzuuuubbbbuiissooo". I had no idea why would someone called their account a retarded name. So i bought the cabinet.

June 2, 2003
I was receiving strange phone calls from a person who claims to be an member of the FBI. I'll tell one of the conversations here:

Me: Hello?

(The stranger was speaking so slowly that i could barely understand him)

Anonymous: Hello?

Me: Who is this?

Anonymous: Are you Amy?

Me: What? How'd you know my name?

Anonymous: I am from the FBI.

Me: You're joking.

Anonymous: Why would i lie?

Me: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??

Anonymous: The cabinet...... You must not play the cabinet.....

Me: What cabinet?

Anonymous: Polybius..............

Me: How did you know that i was getting that?

Anonymous: Your death is near, my friend. Your death is near.....

He hung up after he said that. Why would somone make a prediction about my death? I don't want to write more conversations, because all of them are really disturbing.

June 3, 2003
My arcade cabinet finally showed up to my door. It was the size of my wardrobe, so i unwrapped it and it was in perfect condition. There was a little note attached to the rear. It said:

Dear Amy,

'''If you are reading this, then you are in deep trouble. You will die if you play this game. Mark my words, dear child. The devil is waiting for you......'''

I was shocked by it, and I thought it was someone's idea of a practical joke. I crumpled it up and threw it in the trash can. I hooked up Polybius. When i pressed the Power button, it displayed a weird Russian text. I didn't have time to translate it. It showed the title screen, There were 3 options: START, OPTIONS, & CHEATS. I went to cheats. It displayed 200 codes, but most of them had the 666 number on it. The 1st code was named "SatanPowers". I enabled it, and then the strangest thing happened. It showed a photo of a boy, with it's eyeball dangling from its socket, the stomach was cut open with the organs ripped out, the penis cut in half, and the brain bleeding with LOTS of blood. I was terrified, so i unpluged the cabinet and moved it into my shed.

July 22, 2003
I haven't been able to sleep in weeks because of that disgusting picture. I have been taking medications to stop the trauma. It did, actually. When i was mowing my lawn, the Polybius cabinet was standing in front in my shed. It displayed : PLAY ME, so i took it to my room to play it again. Instead of going to the cheats, i went to START. This is when the real thing happens. A bunch of triangles were spinning, with the devil star combining it. Then it started to flash so many colors. A demonic voice was saying:''' FOOLISH MORTAL. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF SATAN '''over and over again until it got louder. My brain was getting messed up, so i dumped it in the street, and smashed the cabinet with my car.

jUNe 23, 2003
My head was messed up. So i went to hosptal to cure. Didn't help.

june 24, 2003
eYe twiching. Took out by shiny blade.

JUNE 25, 2003
Feel like DYing. Bought a SHotGun to kill. Dunno y wolfz bit fINgEr

JuNe 26
RollEd in gwass to fEedd aannttss. Had reD dOTs over

JUne 277
Started to feell hott. So toOk Off CloTHHES eXCept underWeAr.

juuunnnennn 288
weady To kill Meself with SSHHoottguun. here i go.....

(The rest of the book is covered in blood. It appeared that Amy had some disorder or something while writing the final sections)

Conclusion
When I was coming home from a party in Las Vegas, her car was parked crooked. I heard a shotgun blast coming from the house. I rushed in, and i found Amy laying dead in her panties, with a huge hole in her head. Blood was everywhere on her room. "What could have done this?" I thought to myself. The diary was in her bed, so I picked it up and sent it to the government. I called the CIA to investigate the murder. I told one of the agents about the fake FBI phone call. He didn't answer because supposedly he was too afraid to talk about it.

The diary is now in the hands of Barack Obama. Sinneslöschen was then filed for bankruptcy and never made arcade games again. One employee claimed that the company had a relationship with Satan, although this was never proven true.

If you ever see a Polybius machine, '''DO NOT BUY IT. '''Or you will end up the same fate as my sister........