MMO Stories



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Encounters with strange players in MMOs thread.

[3/11/2012]

>Playing Runescape back in the day >Still exploring the map. (2006, relatively new to the game.) >Walk into generic house in Varrock, go to the second story. >Random player trying to talk to NPC. >NPC is just a townsfolk that stands there, wanders aimlessly around. >Player is trying to hold on a full conversation with the NPC. Saying stuff about himself and asking the NPC questions. >Sit in there as he continues to conversate with the NPC. Try to talk to the player, but he completely ignores me. >After about 15 minutes of watching him, I kill the NPC. >He logs out. >wut.

He was a level 67, so he couldn't have been new and confused. Looking back on the event, im guessing it was some sort of bot or a little kid. Still, it was a very strange experience.



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Runescape is full of screwed up people, or at least was back when I played in middle school. I think the clash of demographics, foreign non-english-speaking pedos/manchildren and american middle-schoolers, but both sincerely passionate about the game, sets up a lot/most of the creepy events.

also the whole thing about 90% of the content being totally unknown to 90% of the players, kind of a replicated gnosis situation.



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I played Runescape pretty seriously when I was in middle school. I was max level and everything, that was my life.

Anyway, I once met this guy who was in the army, or so he said. We became friends and he told me about how he was never the same when he got home. He said he'd have horrible dreams and "visions". He said he plays Runescape to kill time because if his mind goes blank, the visions come to him and he becomes mentally disturbed.

Other than that, he was a rather nice guy, but there were some days where he just didn't make sense. Like one day as soon as he logged on, he asked me if I'd seen his dog. I thought he was joking at first or something, but after a while I knew he wasn't. After explaining his lost dog to me, he said something like, "nevermind, it's gone. I should've killed him when he was still with me"



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I remember when I first started I was around level 10 and messing around and there was this one guy who did the bow emote and made it look like a blow job. (Not possible anymore because all the try hard changes) Well I followed him around and friended him and we did stuff like this

After a while he would ask me really weird questions like How I would kill myself if I had to or what it would be like to be dead

One day he logged on and put f u c k life (would be censored)

Never logged back on Wish I could talk to him now since I'm depressed as hell.



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>Counterstrike 1998 >in chat >"Other" >hi Other >Other does not understand >Other is very confused >Other bleeds >Other's blood is orange >Other >Other >Other >Other >Other

Went on for about an hour before he finally left



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>Play some new VR MMO >Go into coma while playing game >WTF I can't log out >Mind is stuck in game forever >Get super game-powers >ruin game for everyone >game dies >doctor puts VR helmet back on my head >I wake up >resume normal life



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>Levelling some extremely repetitive skill like, Smithing. >Guy starts to follow my character. >Doesn't say anything for at least an hour. >Sends me a private message. >Normal conversation, Asking for tips to level certain skills. >Ask him how he's levelling those skills now, And then give him a couple tips. >Thanks me and, Stuff. >Continues to follow me for at least 20 minutes without saying anything. >Tells me that there's something he wants me to know. >"Okay?" >"Sometimes I put Vaseline all over my body and, Crawl around pretending I'm a slug."



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>Relatively new garrysmod player >enter a server, it was pretty vanilla and unmodded at the time >a guy is ahead of me >"hi" I say >he flings himself with what I thought was some kind of blue beam torwards me at bullet speeds >I die >I see him above me when I respawn, falling down >im dead >hes now on the other side of the map >he flys to me >I die

this went on for 10 more minutes with me being killed as he teleported everywhere. He did't say one word, nor did he have a username



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Ugh, the story I have is so long. I met this girl on WoW who claimed she was bi-polar and that she had ripped her vocal chords/throat out. Claimed she saw demons and lots of waking audio/visual hallucinations. Didn't have a facebook, didn't have a camera phone. Never gave out her real email. By logging into her LoL accounts I saw that she only used her initials on her credit cards instead of even her first name, which she kept away from alot of people in the guild and in game. Using google maps it looks like her house was in the middle of the desert (but the picture was old, and did state that it was an in development area). For the longest time she flirted with me and then one day lets me know she was married. Talked to that girl for months. She had maintained that enigma of a character through several expansions and guilds. I still don't know if she exists, or how much of anything she said was even remotely true. But she was like /x/ the board incarnated as person, aka couldn't tell if she was the most pro troll ever or actually the most special person I have conversed with through typing. idk if anyone is still even reading this thread, saw it a few pages back and posted this here cause I've actually been planning on making a creepy ppl in mmo thread for weeks and here I found one >.<



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Well, I was training at monastery back in days, and guy called "Monk" with level two came, wondered around then run to falador. It was kinda strange 'cause it showed him as a player. I kinda think it was one of those RS classic level lowering punishment survivors.



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>play DDO >the groups go one of two ways >either first timer retards or no lifers >the first timers are terribad and can't contribute anything >my first time playing the game but my character isn't bad >get treated like utter clueless nub scum by the only people in the game that are any good >stuck in a limbo of grouping with useless nubs or occasionally the no lifers who are ALWAYS ANGRY AND HATEFUL

almost everyone in DDO is like this, who is that for strange?



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>>playing this game : Nexus TK : (it's from 1996) >> find dupe >> get banned >> phone call >>company who owns game >> hi u were duping we banned you. >> they hang up >> nothing >> private number >> wtf how

MMORPGS were a pretty new concept in 1996 0_0 I still play, they updated the graphics though still 2-D www.nexustk.com if anyones interested



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OP here. Cant believe this thread is still up. Anyways, I remembered another.

>Around 2:00 a.m. playing Runescape because I had no life(and still dont pretty much). >In lumbridge doing a quest, no one around. >Guy logs in, pops up right next to me. >Tells me that he knows me, and that he's followed my progress over the past years. >At first I think it's just some guy trolling and trying to screw around with me. >After 5 minutes of him stalking me, I ask him: "What's my name?" >He responds: "Stone" >Okay, he got my name right. I pass it off as a coincidence. >I ask him when I joined. >He sits there for a minute, and finally he says: March 22, 2006. >He then says: "Any other questions?" >Block him, log out, change worlds.

Im guessing it was some weird bot. His name was weird(a jumble of letters and numbers) and he was in the level 30's.



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>Played Guild Wars >Party'd up with a warrior >Killed random harmless animals >Ran away laughing and logged off



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>I still play Diablo 2 LOD >it's midnight, graveyard shift(I play at work) >ordinary baal run, I'm a bow wielding amazon >a bone necromancer joins >he's a low level, entirely unfit for this run >might as well let him play, I'll loot his corpse later on >baal shows up, summons his minions. >the necro's pinned, I could help him out >but there's no chance he'll survive anyway. >the necro dies. I loot his corpse. >baal's minions turn on me, they're stronger than I remember. >I'm pinned between them and the wall, out of mana >next thing I know, I'm dead, loot and items all laying there ripe for the taking. >I log back on to retrieve my stuff, the minions are all gone. >baal's gone. >the map's empty. >there's just the necro standing there where he died. >I picked up my things and log out immediately. >Never played that bow amazon ever again.



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>playing diablo2 LOD, doing mf runs whilst hosting a trade game, waiting for customers >enter player >come to town and enter trade screen >put up what I have to offer for the item (1 piece of armor- nigma for those who play) >accepts trade >excitedly look into inventory, first valuable item >its not there >WTF and start to freak out >notice black skull that wasn't there before >skulls can't be collored black in game >skulls always have the players name who died >instead of players name, just says "yours" >freaked out >log back in 2 days later after beeing too scared to play >char has been inexplicably renamed. WITH MY FREAKING NAME >extra scared, dare to continue >entire inventory filled with black skulls >never play again



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>playing runescape >in varrock square world 7, a little crowded >this guy drops all his Armour and gives away millions to people for no reason. I got 50 mil from him >someone asks him "why are you giving your stuff away, are you quitting?" >he says"no I'm going to kill myself" >other guy says"dude don't kill yourself man life is beautiful" >other guy says"it's too late" >the two guys try to talk to him but he doesn't respond >5 minutes later his account logs off



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>Trading items with a guy which I once considered a "bro" >Once we're done trading some runes he tells me I should join his clan >Go to link he pasted me and clicked sign up >Tabs me back into game and opens up my inventory, mouse is moving by itself and dropping all of my items on the ground > I'm panicing and my legs started to shake uncontrolably and I almost farted next to my friend >Pull power plug out of pc >Log back in >At least I still have my gloves



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>Log into new VR MMO >Best friend gets killed by a weird creature with a red wand >Apparently, he's been put into a coma >I also got this sick new item that lets me hack >use it constantly >World breaks. loloops >new version comes out >Get on and screw with this emo for a long time, killing his friends and putting them into comas

Pic related was my PC and my item. I know ya'll bitches jello



[20]

This happened two years ago on WoW.

>really like this girl so I switch from Alliance in which I was golden, to Horde, all for her >join this one guild called Rated R >they seemed pretty cool >there is this one person named Lauren irl >seemed retarded, could not formulate sentences, terrible grammar/spelling, just stupid >we know her for about 4 months and she becomes attached to this girl named Kylan >one day we get her to hop in vent >she says she doesn't know how to talk in it, so we explain >she talks, and is a grown man, still as retarded >we freak out >He says that he plays off as a girl to commemorate his ex girlfriend that died in a car crash at 200X

>friend in guild has access to police search systems >search girls name >car crash, did not die >age was wrong >date was wrong >had a convo with the guy, didn't tell him we researched him >he said that he hoped to eventually meet Kylan and not tell her he was a woman, then she would love him >told Kylan she was a guy, she freaks out, and stops talking with him >never talked to that guy again

If I think back, I can find SEVERAL stories from over the years if people want to hear. I already thought of a creeper one.



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>start playing Runescape, this was the time of the Scarf and Hat event >meet this person wearing a dragon hat, also has about 20 people around them >start talking to them, find out they are a mod >thought that was cool because I was a retarded kid back then >add them to friends list, talk to them like a week later >when I first met them, they had a male character model >next time I meet them about a week later a female one and no gear >they are no longer a mod >me being the retarded kid I was and seeing a girl I liked the person >did all the cheesy retarded stuff a guy does on an mmo for a girl >I remember her always talking about making out, was weird >next day I send them a message, completely different personality, no longer girl >mfw I no longer have a face

Now that I look back on it, it is not so much creepy as it is weird. I have more stories though, but I wanted to follow the RS theme.



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>be in 8th grade > first time playing runescape > quest tells me to find this necklace >no idea where it is at >find this guy that tells me he will help me >he does. he obtains said necklace then tells me he will give it to me >he makes me follow him to this dark, desolate area >we're alone >"you look beautiful in the moonlight" >"uhh. thank you." >"hold on...let me put it (necklace) on you.." >he trades it to me. I put it on >"it's looks beautiful on you.." >Give my thanks. >log out. >never play the game again.



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>playing SWG >traveling around Dantooine >come across a settlement in a completely remote area >one large house, couple smaller houses and different factories make a small compound >really weird, the few player cities on Dant when I was playing there (not long after launch) >save location as a waypoint >go on in my travels working as a mercenary in the galaxy >my character was a master medic, had the far left trees of scout and marksman, master rifleman, the far right tree is combat medic and the inside right tree to the third box in doctor >eventually choose to become a jedi, long arduous process >become a trandoshan defender/enhancer with a mix in other trees >receive a message from unknown player >gives me coordinates, on Dant >end up in the village I had previously discovered >they reveal themselves to me as a force sensitive non-jedi village >they offer me entry into their cult >playing with them for a long time, always considered it to be a role play of sorts >they often had guild wars which ended in some of their marksmen on the rooftops of our buildings defending while I cleaned up anyone who stood in our village >go on short hiatus, ~1month >log in one day, no one is in my normally active village

>the buildings interiors had been manually redecorated to appear as though everything was trashed/destroyed (one could do some really creative stuff in that game) >find out through various sources that in my absence they had attempted to become jedi, but were hunted down and killed (their characters permanently dead) and this village was now a mythos >notice a statue that looks something like my character made from random objects in the main building >log in every few days until I log in one day, notice several lower level characters in the building snooping around >they see me and for whatever reason bolt >later hear stories about a ghost in this building, not long after they are condemned >some updates before the CU, something breaks my character >I am a level one trandoshan wielding a lightsaber >stand outside of the Mos Eisley spaceport as a memory of our little village >log on less and less, over time people forget the stories >the legend of the village of Severed Force is forgotten

I sure miss RPing with those guys, though when I was playing the game I didn't even consider it that, I was very young and naive. I would shut myself in and do activities with these guys for days, it was like the Never Ending Story, a magical escape. I tried to keep the post concise but there was much more. I'll have to save it for another time.



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I've been playing online games for 14 years now, always late at night, and never once have I met one of these weirdos.

Sometimes I think I might be one and not even know it.



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>be 14th birthday >no friends >meet girl on rs >reasonably hot mexican >ask to be her boyfriends >likes some weird music >never talk to her again >no idea why because it wasn't that big of a deal She lived near me too, I could have gone out with her.



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>playing WoW >in Stormwind trying to defend the king from the horde attack >running through gates and see a player ghost just standing to the side >okay.jpg

Over the next few months while leveling alts and dying in stockades, the ghost girl was still there at all hours of the day and for 24 hours a day. Other people had seen her too and it was kind of creepy. My guess is it went on for maybe 4 months.



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Now that I think of it, I have had weird things happen to me as a kid. But, I managed to suppress the memories that gave me nightmares. Sorry, OP.



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>Playing WoW, 2006 >Just grinding in Azshara, somewhere in the 50s >Random enemy hunter hunting the same mob over and over >Can tell he's pressing 1-2-3-4-5 for kills >Obviously a bot >Start tagging all mobs >Hunter starts yelling random text like "DSPFO SDF: LDS} PSK" >Continues for about half an hour since I'm bored >He logs out >A few months later, see him in a raid on Stormwind >Still spouting random letters every minute >wtf.jpg



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>Playing Pokemon White >Battling Pokemon League >Send Out Trufflet >It's HP becomes 1. >It Fainted >wtf >Opponent's Pokemon Attacks >It Failed

I Turned It Off Since nothing would Happen,



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>Be 14 >Playing WoW >Discover the Karazhan Crypts >Swimming along >Get to final room >Two people standing there in the same guild, wearing Deathweave >Start flooding my chatbox with random giberish including 'NOT FOR YOUR EYES' >Computer freezes >Reboot >Log back in >in Stormwind >What.



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Not an MMO, But who cares.

>Get SNES for birthday >Get ton of games >Get Earthbound >Never touch it, still in the box >Few years later >Find it in basment >Pop it in the SNES >OkayThisIsFun.png >Incounter starman > Cast some magic >Game goes crazy >Stop the game >Blow in it >Start up >Load file >Music is screwed up > Im in Threed >Zombies and stuff erry where



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>One of the first time playin multiplayer minecraft >Random server, copy and paste IP >Spawn zone is in middle of desert >Around 6 people standing doing nothing >Walk over, they look at me >Walk away not looking back >4 minutes of walking finding good spot to build >Turn around, all of them are following me >Tell them to go back where they were >All of them turn around and walk back to spawn

Was pretty weird.



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not players, but there are NPCs in WoW called the children of stormwind. They walk from the city to a house in golshire in pentagram formation.when they're upstairs in the house eerie music begins to play and every once and a while you'll hear distorted voices. when they finish they just walk back to the city.



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>playing Age of Conan >walking in some random forest >see a guy with nothing on but a scary as mask hiding behind a bush just showing his/her mask >WTF >sprint away >about 3 hours alter I return to quest >he is in a new bush following me and when I turn around to look at him he just goes still/silent behind an object just showing the mask. >got banned the next day without reason >got an email from the MMO company >banned fro harassment..

me and my friends still laugh/wtf about this its been 3 years.



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> playing WoW back in BC > grinding through stranglethorn > meet girl > turns out its a hermaphrodite > sends me nudes



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>Bored, playing runescape at night. >Nothing to do, hardly anyone playing at this hour except eurofags and moonpeople. >Walk into party room.(This was back when it was members only in Seer's Village) >Two people there. One just standing in the doorway, another one at the chest. The balloons are falling. >Go to the chest to see what's being dropped. >1000's of burnt fish and tinderboxes in note form. >Watch as the guy keeps running around and popping balloons, and collecting his fish and tinderboxes. >After all the balloons are popped, he goes back to the chest and refills all of his clutter in it. >Guy in doorway: "He's been doing this for 40 minutes." >Watch as the guy repeats this at least two more times. >Casually walk away.



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Not MMO, but weird experience in Battlefield Bad Company 2.Server in Poland, some Players from all over EU. After some time, people get shot too many times by same guy. Exchange of angry words, suddenly Teamspeak (creepy voice) KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GONNA GET YOU...Everyone goes "WTF?" People log out en masse, while he continues to spout weird unintelligble threats.



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I played Second Life for like two days late last year.I stopped because at one point, I didn't know what I was doing and glitched to a mysterious island using the flying option.

Only thing is there was a player character there in the same predicament yet they refused to talk to me despite the fact that they were moving.



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Not MMO but....

>Playing Halo 1 with stepbro >The Silent Cartographer >Storm beach, kill everything >Storm forerunner compound, kill everything >Notice red elite sitting in middle of room >book it up to him, put a clip in him, start bashing >shield isn't dropping, elite still isn't moving >throw plasma grenades on him >mfw grenades flare but don't explode >run out of grendades >stepbro: "Moar nades" >Loading....done. >Grenades explode >Everything dies.



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SL is all kinds of weird. Immense group of complete deviants. One time I got into a house where they held a sort of orgy, and I was told to go away, which I did because the scene creeped me out. When I went to the house some time later (4-5 hours later) they were still there, now speaking in a relaxed way, not noticing me apparently. " Life is beautiful"..."Yes Yes"..."Peaceful"....Really strange.



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>Playing Wow >Sitting in a completely desolate area >From out of nowhere a lvl 80 druid in bird form named "Piemaster" lands beside me >Piemaster hands me a pie and flys away without saying a word.



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>be playing WoW, flying around grinding for herbs >look down, notice some opposing faction >hover, they don't look up and notice me >one takes off her armor and does a dance >o god they're ERPing >jump down, gank one, the other starts to run >start chasing him >suddenly my character doesn't have weapons >try to mount up anyway to chase him down >suddenly my mount is a nearby mob, clipping badly >lolwut, I'll just gank this guy and then restart. >suddenly I'm naked >suddenly everything is at max volume >textures start glitching out and replacing each other >the sky is Illidan stretched out really badly >OH GOD WHAT >game crashes >log back in >I'm in the unused dungeon under Karazhan, still naked. >put equipment on, hearth out >decide to do a /who of the two other players >one is still online, in an entirely different area >the other isn't >look him up on the armory, doesn't exist. Was level 50.

More than likely I ran into a GM or a hacker, but was that freaky.



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>Be playing some random vanilla minecraft server >Start making a hidden base really far from spawn >Took about 30 minutes to walk there >Be mining >Go back up to base >Some random person is there making my room bigger >me: "WTF who are you? gtfo my base" >him: "Can I help you" >me: "no." Attack him with sword >suddenly sword gone >run away >die in 1 shot >game crash >nope



[44] >log into a minecraft server >start running around, building a crappy house and the like >hour passes >player asks if anyone likes pumpkins >people reply yes and no >he asks why no >people give response, I just say no >he asks me directly why no >reply no again >he keeps asking >I keep saying no >he logs out >next day >find a mine far from spawn, start exploring >get pretty far and realize I don't have any more wood >go back up for trees >see a jack-o-lantern >Okay.png >keep going up >all upper torches have been replaced with jack-o-lanterns >reach cave entrance >hole is covered by three layers of pumpkin >comment on this in chat >guy asks if I like pumpkins now >I say no >he logs out



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>Playing Runescape >Killing cows in a field for their hides >Player approaches me. We exchange greetings >Player watches me for several minutes, silently >Player says, "I like diapers" and walks away.



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This has been happening to me today. >Just started playing Haven and Hearth >Build a small base with a log cabin, some boxes, and a half built fence >I log in this morning and see that someone paved a path to my cabin and furnished the cabin. >All of my boxes were rearranged in a neat order. >There was a corpse in my cabin >Notice a runestone that said,"Gay Community of Haven and Hearth" outside of my cabin. >Move corpse, move runestone to a very far off place. >Log out >come back a few hours later and see the stone and a corpse again.

I never saw the player(s), but it seemed very odd.



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A couple years back, I rolled on an RP server on WoW to see what it was like.

>find abandoned house >fully-geared, level-capped paladin standing in corner >I try to RP with her >ask why she's there >says she used to live there >logs off

I added her to my friends list and I never ever saw her log in again.



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>Playing World of Warcraft in the days of lvl60 >On a bored friday night started exploring some interresting areas >Start walking the Deeprun Tram tunnel >Notice unknown emotes in the chat panel >Look around, find 2 lvl1 night elves unequipped sitting >Just stand there watching as they emote each other >one stands up, walks towards me, /eye >trade window opens >trade window closes >party invitation, accept >party disbanded by leader >other night elf says: "is he one of us?" >night elf standing close to me: "no, he is lost..." >both log off, I heartstone out Next day >Something in the mail >By unknown: >curiosity killed the cat. take note. I had a sensation of confusion, shame, and fear, first time in a game. wtf



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The only thing that ever happened to me that was weird is seeing a high level famous character on Maplestory grinding on low level mobs (pigs) I tried to conversate, but no answer. Probably just a bot. He had already reached lvl 200 (highest point) but was still grinding.



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I use to play star wars galaxies first few days and there was this small town that was over run with this cat like creature the insides had bones and stuff was really gory from the rest of the game and real out of place. Anyways npc interface looked just like another player and would beg players to kill him and that his family is dead was creepy.



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>Wandering around WoW back in the WotLK days >On an RP server because I'm a complete whore for RP >Learned about a cliff in Mulgore that the zeppelin to TB passes over, contains an empty cave and an isolated tent and bonfire >Hang out there a lot for the hell of it, use it as my personal "house" for logging out >Someone else is there one day, level 80 tauren shaman in low-level cloth vendor gear, obviously an in-character outfit >Approach and have a conversation, he's pleasant in that kind of world-weary, "I've seen some things" way >He's speaking in-character, but in a way that almost feels like he's using it as a mask for something OOC, but screw it, I play along >Ends with him staring out over the cliff and going on about not making the same mistakes he did before giving a pleasant smile and wandering off to log out somewhere >Add him to friends list because he seemed intriguing and log out myself >Log in the next day >System message: "Contact removed because the character with that name no longer exists" >Check friends list, sure enough, he's gone >Well that was weird >Wander aimlessly through cave system again for the hell of it >Discover something that wasn't there before >Persistent male tauren skeleton, like the ones left behind when a player resurrects >Nothing hostile or potentially lethal in the area, nothing spawns up here

Not particularly creepy, but certainly odd. I didn't do much digging, but no-one I asked recognized the character's name or description, either.



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>world of warcraft >this guy I knew in game >generally strange behaviour, avoidant >every night at 8pm he would mourn his mother at the sepulcher (village) >kneeling in front of the same tombstone >apparently his mother was dead



[53]

Runescape has some weird people on it. My friend's 67 year old Dad plays Runescape and in his living room are about 30 women mannequins he likes to dress up.

Not even trollin.



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Dude, tibia is like my favorite game of all time. And yea, those fucktards tutors never help with anything..they only serve for reporting players or bugs. Also to stay on topic I'll add a greentext story aswell.

>be mid lvl >wtb one special helmet needed for fighting water elementals >randomly msg a high lvl currently posting in trade chat >he sells me the helmet which can be only obtained in a shop after completing hc quest for the exact prize as in the shop >he walks away never met him again



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>be 12 >playing WarcraftIII:RoC >I was kinda crappy, but not the worst player ever. >4v4 >Two of my pug were apparently brand new. >The third just stayed in his base, building a weird assortment of ziggurats and spirit towers(I think they were called). >Ziggurat guy's handle was just a bunch of numbers >He didn't ever communicate or build any units other than what was needed to build more ziggurats. >The other team were all tough. >They proceeded to quickly dominate over all of us, except ziggurat guy. >Whenever they would try to team up on him, it was like a weird game of DOTA, and they would never get past him. >They proceeded to ignore him and wipe the other three of us off the map, and then tech'd to the max >Whole time this dude just keeps building strategic mazes of spirit towers. >They never can beat him. >Nearly half of the map covered in blight and spirit towers. >Hours later they give up, claiming he's cheating somehow. >I totally think he's cheating too, because there is no way that should work. >For about three months I would sometimes get into random 4v4s with(or against) him. >He would always employ the same strategy and behavior. >He never lost.



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I scared the hell out of some dudes in WoW back in TBC.

>Waiting for everyone to meet up at Uldaman >Put in a ticket back when GMs were cool "Come entertain my group and me while we wait for everyone to get here" >GM comes once everyone is there >I say in group chat "Watch this" >GM turns us all into angry grubs >Everyone in party "WTFWTFWTF WHAT NO NONONONO" >GM and I laugh >They all think I'm a hacker and report me >They log out, haven't seen a few of them log back in since



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>Playing WoW >Playing as Horde >Join a BG for below 65-70 >BG letting people in, minute before the door opens >Level 5 dwarf floating 1-2 meters above the ground >comes through a wall perpendicular to the doors to get out, spinning and channeling bladestorm >everyone dies instantly >His name was cleavestorm >He continues to do this /yelling phrases like "You Lose" >see him in the two following games >decide "screw this"

>launch TF2 >playing a random server >I join a game, there's a heavy gliding around supper fast without moving his feet >my thought "what... the... hell" >he's critting non stop, >appears to be holding the minigun as if he were eating the sandvich >bullet spraying sound playing >his weapon is spamming the sanvich toss at the other team, exploding on contact like demo stickies >his name is cycling through every player in the game, leading to innocent people getting kicked

Two hackers in two games in one day, don't know the odds and they had similar methods. Really weird.



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>>Convinced to try Tibia, this crappy, tiny pixel mmo from Germany. >>This is back in the days of AOL and dial-up. >>Have the chat channels open, the help channel is particularly active. >>This is a non-pk server, for the record. >>Some kid posts in the help chat. >>Hey, could someone come level with me? >>Response: We don't help people level. >>Another person asks "How do I complete this quest?" >>Response: We do not offer help with quests. >>Another person asks for help with a certain key, another asks where a town is located. >>Response: We do not offer help with blah blah blah you get the picture. >>Two more people ask for help, one says they're stuck and can't move, another says he's being harassed. >>We don't help with technical issues or abusive users, contact a GM. >>This has been going on for like two hours, I enter the conversation.

>>What do you help with? >>Excuse me? >>Well I mean, I think pretty much everything has been covered. You don't give game info, you don't help with quests, you don't help people level, you don't help with bugs of harassment, what exactly do you help people with here? >>WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? >>I'm asking seriously, I can't think of anything else you would help with. >>She messages me for some reason, very angry. >>Explaining how she paid for the privilege to be a helper, and she doesn't have to explain anything to me. >>Some other guy messages me and says "I HEAR YOU'RE HARASSING ******" >>What? No, I don't even know her. She PM'd me after I asked a question in the help thread. >>You better watch your mouth AND your back. >>What the hell? What are you people all riled up about? >>I'm leveling in a dungeon when a pack of BR's show up, really high level. >>They kill everything in the dungeon, and drag the corpses over the exits to prevent escape. >>They go down deep into the dungeon and start pulling up high level monsters to this relatively low level area (like, level 50 monsters in a level 15-20 area.) >>They systematically corner every low level noob by using the push command and swarming them, then push the monster with them until they're killed by it. >>Dozens of low-level corpses all over the place. >>They came here for me. >>Click back to the tab with the helper person, she's still screeching about being premium and says "MAYBE YOU CAN SCRAPE TOGETHER SOME PENNIES AND BE A PREMMY LIKE ME." >>BRs finally corner me with a high-level monster. >>JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, WE PEE ON UR CORPS UR BODY U SUK JAJAJAJAJAJAJA >>JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA >>JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA Game uninstalled.



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>old rs, has to be my first day >guy tells me he's going to shrink >he teleports (the small pink ball one) > I click around that area for 10 minutes imaging him in a tiny world that was secretive or something Not paranormal but screw that kid



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My weirdest experience was in Runescape. I was in the main Varrok shop, just looking to see if I could sell some things. Out of nowhere, my character started walking. It walked outside of the shop, and stopped. When I tried to walk back inside, an odd looking monster that wasn't on any of the monster lists KO'd me, and then disappeared. To this day, I still wonder if it was some kind of hack, or a glitch.



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