Dark Elia Juutilainen in Ed Edd n Eddy The Mis-Edventures

In 2010 a special copy of Ed Edd n Eddy The Mis-Edventures was found in an abandon house. The disk was in the color pattern of the Finland flag. I decided to give this game a try so I took it home and played the game. For the most part of the game it looked like the same game from the normal copies of the game until I collected all of the Jawbreakers then there was a message saying that I unlocked the true final level of the game which contains the most powerful boss in video game history. The level was call Dark Suomus Castle. When entering the level the opening cutscene was in the style of an anime but the Eds were still in the same cartoony style as the show. The Eds were getting freaked out as Double Dee wanted to go home but Eddy tells him to stop being such a scardy cat sockhead so the Eds enter the castle. The music was different than any other level. The music was in a style of a survival horror game. While playing the level I’ve notice the life bar was different instead of a chalk colored style like in most of the levels the life bar was in a style of a JRPG the life bar was in the same style as Final Fantasy XII. The other changes were that instead of a ruler Double Dee had a sword and inside of a Chain Wallet Eddy had a whip like in Castlevania. Ed also had a wepean a hammer. The level was a lot bigger than the previous levels. The enemies were different too instead of rats dogs crocs and squrrels they were blood angels. As I continue to explore this level something terrifying began to happen the lights went off in my room and the game’s music volume went up louder. The level started to get harder as the rooms were darker and more bloodier. A voice was heard in the game saying Sanya my love I will avenged you I’ll kill every male human on the planet they will pay for rapeing and killing you. The game went into a cutscene. In the cutscene Double Dee gets seperated from the Eds by a roving wall. The game returns with Double Dee who is outside in front of him was a long staircase that leads to a huge door where the boss lies. I climbed the stairs to the door I then used Double Dee’s activation ability to opened the door. Another cutscene starts it shows Double Dee walking around the huge room. The walls have pictures of Sanya and Elia from Strike Witches. A voice saying so you haved arrived. Double Dee turns around and saw a woman sitting on a throne. The woman turns out to be Elia IImater Juutilainen but was a little different. She had a Black torn sleeveless dress had Black eyes with a red pupil and had angel wings made of blood. She wield a dual bladed Javelian. She challenges Double Dee to a life or death duel which Double Dee has no choice but to accept. The fight began and she began to charge at me. I try to attack her but she dodges every strike because of her foresight ability. She attacks me and unlike other enemies in the game she can combo attack which drain my life meter down by halve. I had no idea how to defeat this powerful enemy so I had to keep dodging the strikes. I try to use cheats but the cheat menu wouldn’t work. There was a message saying that cheats weren’t allowed in this fight. So I had no choice but to fight her the hard way which was not easy. There were three problems one she dodges every attack I threw at her two her attacks are so powerful they can kill me very quickly and three she had 40 health bars literally each bar is a different color. Beside her javelian attacks she can use attacks like dark holy cross which surrounds her with huge black crosses that can kill me in 5 seconds. I tried the slingshot while she uses the dark holy cross move it hit her but didn’t do very much damage. I then realized that I can only hit her when she uses the dark holy cross technique I had to be 7 feet away from her to avoid the attack and to used the swingshot on her. After 4 hours I was able to get 3 of her 40 life bars depleted the fight was taking forever and I decided to risk trying to attack her with the sword it work and I could do a 5 hit combo attack I only had a second to pull the attack off before she used dark holy cross. After finally getting her down to 15 life meters she sharted to use a new attack called Suomus Blood Revenge Judgement which was her most powerful attack yet. She summon a rain of bloody red beams of light down all over the room I had to dodge fast while trying to find the right time to attack her. After her life bars went do to 1 lifebar she summons lighting destorying the windows and transport us to a dark bloody area the music changed to the Super Castlevania 4 theme and the final battle began. Elia was faster and harder to hit. She started using Suomus Blood Revenge Judgement like crazy giving little time to dodge I had to get close enough to her to hit her. After a long 10 hours I finally beat her. Afterwards it goes to a anime cutscene which shows Double Dee and Elia. Elia tries to kill him when Sanya showed up out of nowhere and stops Elia’s attack. Sanya tells Elia to stop her plans of revenge and forgive men for their sins. Elia starts yelling at Sanya saying that she’ll never forgive them. The other two Eds show up with pillow which has a Orussian design and a note. Double Dee asked his friends where have they been. Ed said that they had a hard time finding him and found the pillow and the will. It was Sanya’s will and it said that Elia shouldn’t take revenge on men that she should continuing living. After hearing that tears filled Elia’s eyes and told Double Dee that she was sorry for trying to kill him Sanya told Elia it was time to go home so Sanya and Elia vanish. Afterwards the scene went to the final cutscene of level six where the Kankers were about to kiss the Eds but then Elia came down from heaven to save the Eds. She told the Kankers to leave the Eds alone the Kankers didn’t listen and attacked Elia only to be knocked back into the wall. The Kankers were trap and Elia said that she was going to send them to Hell so she opened a vortex and sent the Kankers to Hell where they stayed there for all eternity. The Eds thanked Elia and she sent them back to the cub-da-sac where they had a Jawbreaker party with the kids. Elia returned to heaven and the credits rolled with song Not Coming In Today plays and the game said congraduations you’ve truly beaten Ed Edd n Eddy the Mis-Edventures.

Credit To: Mathew Nichols