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''Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of ʻhot chicks galore’, While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. “ ʻTis not possible,” I muttered, “give me back my cheap hardcore!”''

Quoth the server, “404”.