SPAGHETTI MAN

SO ANYWAY UNO TIEM SLODNER MEN WAS LIKE "LOL I'M HUNGRAY" SO HE CAUSLALY WULKE INTO A RESTRUYUNT AND HE WZ LIKE "SPAGHETU NAO" AND SIUNCE SLOODNER MAN WAS SO KEWL THEY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM FOR FREE. DEN HE TREW UP THE SPAGHETU AND GORDAN RAMSAYYYY SUOOED THE EVIL RESTRUNT, AS IT TOORNED OUT, THE EVIL RESTRUNT HAD BEEN TRUYING TO POUNSUN SLOONDER MAN WITH BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE. SO SLOODNER MUN HAD JOEF MURDER DEM THEN HE LEFT. SUDENY HIS THRAW UP TURNED INTO A GUY NAMED SPAGHETTI MAN. AS AN INFUNT HE EPICLY KILT EVERYONE IN THE RESTRUYNT BUT THE EVIL WOURKERS TRUED TO STAPH HIM FROM COMMITING WAR CIRMES SO SLONDER MAN KILT THEM BUT THEN THE MANAGER TURNED INTO KAREN AND KILT JEF. SPAGHETI MAN, DESPITE BEING AN INFUNT AND NWAT EVER SEEING JOF BEFORE WAS GAY FOR HIM AND WAS LIEK 'OH NOEYUUUUU" SO HE ENTERED HIS EPIC GAMER RAGE FORM AND KILLED KAURNE. THEN HE WENT DOWN TO HELL AND TOULD SATUNT BENG EVUL IS BAD SO SATAN WUZ GOUD AND THEN HE KILELDED ZALGO FOR BEING A BIG MEANIEHEAD. SLEODNER MAN THEN CLAIMED HIM AS HIS EPIACHEST SON AND JEFF CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND JANE DIED FROM LIKE THE BANANA VIRUS I DONT KNOW THEN SPAGHETTI MAN TOOK VVOER THE WORLD NAD BECUAME SO POWERFUL HE KILLED ME THE END.

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