"A Wikia Contributor" gets shot in the ass twenty times

"I'm tired of your fucked up antics, 'A Wikia Contributor', why don't you sign in and say that to my face?!"

A random wiki user picked his shotgun up, blasting a Wikia Contributor in the ass at least twenty times. He died.

Then there were more of them, and the man was out of ammo, but Lucario miraculously appeared and the mere sight of him giving the finger made the Wikia Contributors ejaculate to death in unison, spurting over 1000 gallons of white stuff

So whatever happened, and who was the mad scientist behind the "Wikia Contributor" cloning machine? Or is it all the same guy... Is he still alive?

IS HE?!?

OMG he's got me!!!

LUCARERERIO FLIP HIM OF QUICK
 * I died at that part so that's the end of the story*