Teens Titans Go: The Forbidden Lost Episode.

NOTE: THIS IS JUANBLOX2008 FIRST FUNNYPASTA/SHITPASTA, SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME FLAWS AND CLICHES, SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY SPENDING YOUR TIME READ AND LAUGH AT THIS SERIOUS MESS.

Ever had a show that you never liked but still watch it sometimes?, i did and that show is none other than Teen Titans Go!. (Copy and Pasted from an another Funnypasta that is better than this one)

The show itself has an toxic hatebase so bad, that i would laugh my ass off then someone would say something bad to the show, then they don't even watch an few of them in the first place.

Sometime in 2018, i was living an vaction in Mexico, i was bored so i have decided to go to an some Local Fleet Market to get some goods, i mean it wasn't an good choice but it was worth an try,

i was wondering the market and then i was walked to an DVD copy of teen titans go, however it wasn't an normal one instead it was pirated with an weird simple case featuring images stolen from the internet, "an DVD of an Teens Titans Go?, maybe i would buy it for my collection" said myself,

so i ask to an seller an DVD and she said "Yes, it will cost 2.50 dollars" with an very friendly smile, and i paid the full price and take an DVD copy and then go to Home.

i popped an DVD in an DVD Player and it has some episodes from an Season 1 of Teens Titans Go Ripped straight from Cartoon Network but strangely there is that one episode that was in here for no reason whatsoever, i played the episode on there and here's my experience with this creepy episode,

The Episode
The episode starts with an intro however the intro was slow and was in g major the intro was in extremely low quality

and then an Title Card starts with an black screen with an Text saying "TEENS TITANS GO: THE SERECT SPECIAL EPISODE" written with all caps, and i was thinking "This must've been an Fanmade episode that some bootlegger accidentally put in here but left it so they could make some money off the Teen Titans Go's property as quicker than the bullet as possible" and i might be right,

The epsiode cuts off to Teen Titans playing Ouija board game, for some reason Starfire was missing however in an split second you can see an Image of an Starfire's dead corpse, They all normally play the board game until Robin was possessed and started to have an seizure, Beast Boy said "Oh my god Robin what happened" and Robin started speaking some strange language with an deep voice, and then is there an cheap jumpscare which made me laugh my ass off, the jumpscare features gru saying NO.

and then it cuts to an static to 20 seconds,

and it goes the scene where Cyborg driving in an Truck in an haunted road and then an diaper starts to block the windshield and caused Cyborg to nearly get the truck crash, he was okay and said "Oh my what an bad crash, i never experienced something so scary and risky in driving on my life" and i said "where did Cyborg get an drivers license"

and then it was cuts back to normal where an Mysterious Robber robs an regular bank and then Beast Boy came and transforms into an Uh oh Stinky Monkey and said "Uh oh you did an big crime, now time to get crushed" and then sits to an robber, causing an robber to die of spontaneous combustion,

his last words where "Please don't kill me, i am verry sorry for just robbing the bank, i will forgive you, so please dont crush me your stupid big dumb green monkey" and actually i kinda felt bad for him even though he is an criminal,

and then it cuts off to Dexter's Mom baking an alive Gingerbread, playing the Phineas and Ferb Persian Theme Song, however it was different from the Orginal version instead it played some random weird Persian song,

Ok back to the SERIOUS FunnyPasta/ShitPasta, The Gingerbread says in the kermint voice "Hey you beetch, don't you dare bake me or else you will get shoted in head" and Dexter's Mom said "Nope, you will get baked or not and how are you even alive" and Gingerbread pulls an shotgun and says in an g major voice "You will live if you left me alive" and then Dexter's Mom said "Ok ok here now you can go, please don't kill me"

and then it cuts to static for 1 minute and the camera cuts to an scene, where Raven was knocking an door and Zim comes and says "Hello, what brings you there" and Raven said "I Just went to meet you" and then Zim takes Raven to home, and since Zim was secretly an psychopath, he went to eat Raven's organs and I vomited enough to feed an army, i have never seen something so damn disgusting in the Teen Titans Go! episode (and Yes there is some gross out stuff in the show), and then an another cheap jumpscare popped up it didn't scare me just like the gru one however this is supposed to be scary but it didn't

and it goes to the part where Zim is doing the Floss Dance when he ate Raven organs and he pulls an chainsaw and say in an satanic voice, "Whoever is fool to watch this abomination will have to be sorry becuase you might be dead someday from watching this crap of a episode" and i said "Zim is a fictional character, he cannot kill me with an chainsaw and this crap doesn't scare me that much just like the cheap jumpscare"

The Ending Edit
So instead of destroying the disk, i have to send the dvd back to the seller and i noticed that, the creator might be an depressed cartoonaboo manchild and this is the time where the schedule was full of Teen Titans Go!,

he was so angry about it that he decided to make the horrible serious episode about them and other characters that are there for no reason whatsoever, he used all of his animation skills to do it,

After that episode, he tried to commit suicide by jumping into a window and even tho he doesn't died, he hurts really bad and he was sent to the hospital for an while, the episode was completely lost until it was accidentally discovered by the bootlegger and putted in the DVD,

So if you decided to go to the local fleet market in Mexico please don't buy this crappy dvd with this episode in, (Which this DVD doesn't exist, so does this story so i shouldn't tell you to not buy it),

Thank you for taking your time reading this horrible funnypasta i wrote.

Written by FreddyFox83