Halo 3 DEATH EDITION

I have always been a huge Halo 3 fan. I love Marty O Donnels work. I am a person named George. One time my friend called me and said “Hello George do you want to play Halo 3” He called me George because my name was George. This was odd because he usually just calls me guy or dude. Anyways I said yes and I went over to his house to play Halo 3 but I went back home because I remembered I have xbox live. When I got back I joined his party but he said he wanted me to come over. He said he wasn’t my friend anymore and this made me really sad. “I don’t think I like you anymore he said’ I pondered the concept and now realized I have no friends. I went into the campaign mode and selected the covenant. Oddly enough when I started there was a large black blob in front of master chief. It went up to him and then the xbox said “MICHEAL HAS UNFRIENDED YOU” micheal was my friend that called me earlier. The blob of black goo then abosrbed chief and I was sent to a very dark place. There was a large sign that said “YOU ARE THE BAD ONE” I didn’t know what this meant but then a bunch of forge balls started lasering chief. I couldn’t fight them because I HAD no spartan laser. I decided to yell at the screen. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???” I said. I threw the controller at the screen and then black slime started coming out of the cracks and it went and ate me. I woke up in the room with the large sign that said I was the bad guy. I knew I wasn’t the bad one. The black stuff came back and ate me again and then I was on my bed. My tv was on again. I took out the halo 3 disc and knew it was bad. But I wanted to play so I put it back in and played again. When I opened the game the ICONIC menu was there. I listened to the music a bit and tried to play crows nest. When I started only sergant johnson was there. He said in a scary voice “YOU ARE THE BAD ONE” I then suddenly realized I had gone to micheals house and killed him and that my name wasn’t really george it was BAD ONE the black stuff came out from the floor and then I was back in the room with the sign. I am still here please help me! But before the black slime ate me I went and hid micheals body. So it wouldn’t be found. Also I got out and then I wanted to play halo 3 odst. I decided to play data hive because it was really fun and I liked to play it. But when it loaded it was prepare to drop. But it was called prepare to drop into HELL. I immediately knew something was wrong but I really wanted to play halo 3. When the drop pop got released there was no dialouge. All of the screens said “WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS” I was confused but decided to keep playing. Instead of landing in the streets of new mombasa I was in a place with lots of red. I suddenly got a party invite from “module666” I accepted it and he was playing firefight on crater. I accepted and when I got into the game there were lots of strange monsters in the area. I shot at them but it did nothing. Then I saw that module666 was playing as a odst with no HEAD it was very scary and I screamed and threw my controller at the tv and then realized my mistake. The black ooze came out of the tv and I ran but it was following me I got into my car and then it came through the open window and ate me again. I woke up in a cave and was very scared and confused. I decided to walk through it and I heard voices saying “we HATE YOU” then I realized micheal was dead and got VERY TERRIFIED. I saw the black goo and was very angry that micheal was dead so I decided to fight it. It put up a good fight but then it said something and I got scared. “I AM MICHEAL” it said “YOU KILLED ME” I screamed and then all of the sudden I was in a house. It was micheals house I was playing hal”o 3. I looked at myself in the mirror and I was micheal. Suddenly I wanted to play halo 3 with george and I went to call him but I stopped myself. I AM GEORGE I remembered and then I was scared because micheal said I killed him when I was geroge. I looked at the tv and it said “lets see how you like it” I heard a window smash and saw myself, george (my name is george) breaking into the window. I ran and got into the car and started it and put petal to the metal. This was terrifying because I am bad at driving. I got to the gas station and went inside and said “call the police he is killing me” but then I looked and it was GEORGE, or me behind the counter. This was bad because I was micheal and george(me) killed micheal. I remembered that I also killed a lot of my friends because I had trust issues and they could turn into my enemies. That mustve been why they said we hate you. Anyways, I ran out of the gas station and knockeed on a door. I saw that there was a dumpster on fire so I thought that would distarct me(george who is trying to kill me) and then he wouldn’t get to me in time. But then I felt a knife go into my back and I cried from the paain. Then I died because it hurt a lot and then when I woke up I was in halo 3. i then realized what had happened to me. The soul of micheal (the goo) had taken my body and made me the soul. I then went and abosrbed chief and sent him to the room to let him know he murdered micheal(me) this infinite cycle will never end and its very scary. :(