CRAPPY APPY

ONE DAY IM WAS WACTHING TV BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING ON UNTIL A VCR TAPE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMELLED LIKE CRAP, SO I TOOK THE VCR TAPE AND I PUTTED IN MY TV AND THEN ALL OF THIS BLOOD CAME OUT AND IT WAS SO HYPER REALLISTIC, ANYWAYS I WACTHED THE TAPE AND IT SHOWED A TALKING PILE OF SHIT TEACHING KIDS HOW TO TAKE A CRAP, AND I GOT SO SCARED I PEED MYSLEF BECAUSE CRAPPY APPY LOOKED SO REAL AND THEN HE SHOT LAZERS OUT OF HIS EYES BUT IT MISSED ME, ANYWAYS I SAW THE SHOW IT HAD CRAPPY POTTY TRAINING KIDS AND HE SAID "IF YOU DON'T POOP GOOD ENOUGH YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE ME" AND THEN CRAPPY ATE A KID AND HE POOPED HIM OUT AND THE KID AND THE KID TRUNED INTO POOP, BUT IT WAS HYPER REALLSTIC POOP AND THEN EVREYONE AND EVREYTHING TURNED INTO SHIT AND THEN I TRUNED INTO SHIT AND DIED THE END

AND THEN A HYPER REALLISTIC SKELEITON POPED OUT