Bleff the Biller

Bleff the Biller
This is a completely original pasta this pasta takes nothing from any other pasta on this site. Especially not Jeff the Killer or Charlie the Killer It is completely original, nor if the main character a Mary Sue, She's Just a normal character, ok?

Bleff went to school one day and she did amazing in 1st period. She had her arm cut off, but no one cared because she was a little piece of shit. So she went to her locker (as she was in High School) and she opened it. Then Mielyoof appeared out of no where. Mielyoof was the biggest bully in school. She constantly harassed Bleff. Her Boyfriend also bullied Bleff. Mielyoof said "YOU FRICKING FRICK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SONIC?!" Mielyoof punched Bleff in the face. If you don't feel bad, that's fine, because Bleff is a little piece of shit. Then Mielyoof said. "WHY A NEW SONIC ADVENTURE GAME? WHY WHY WHY?" She punched Bleff again. Then Bleff whined. "Teacher... please save me..." but since Bleff lived in ShittyCreepyPastaville, there was no teacher to save her. Then Mielyoof said "WE NEED, A 3-D SONIC GAME. BUT NO." Then kicked Bleff in the face. Since Bleff was a little piece of shit with an annoying voice, everyone just pointed and laughed. Then Mielyoof said. "YOU RUINED SONIC!" Then continued beating Bleff. Bleff said "Super Aang brothers is better you dumme." Then Mielyoof screamed. "WHEN WILL YOUR FANTASIES, EVER BE QUENCHED!" Mielyoof kept beating Bleff, until Bleff said. "Ughhhh stop being so annoying." Then Mielyoof responded. "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSQUENCES!" Then Mielyoof had her boyfriend beat up Bleff.

When Bleff got home, her dad asked. "Honey what's wrong?" Then Bleff screamed. "DAD FUCK OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU." Then her dad solemnly walked over to her mom. "She shit in my sock drawer this morning to... something's wrong with her." Her Mom nodded, worried. Then we cut to her room. Her sister walked in. Her Sister was 2x the Bitch she was, but for some reason, she still liked her. Her sister said "Can you keep it down, you retard?" Then Bleff said. "No it's fine, everything's fine with mom and dad." Then her sister said. "I honestly don't give a shit, go fuck yourself and shut up." Then she responded. "Don't worry, they won't be mean to you." Then her sister responded. "Do you hear me, you retard? I don't give a shit, shut the fuck up." Then Bleff got the hint and went to sleep.

Bleff went to school the next day. Suddenly McDickpants appeared, the boyfriend to Mielyoof. McDickpants was known for being a Dick. His parents named him this because he's a fucking doof. He attacked Bleff. Then Bleff whined. "Ughhhhh you fucking weirdo." Then McDickpants replied. "I'm going to rape you in the bathroom." Then Bleff's sister appeared. "That's really out of no where, why do you want to rape her if you have a girlfriend who hates her?" Then McDinkpants replied. "Wait you're right-" He released Bleff and just went to class. Then Bleff's sister said "You owe me money you retard." Then Bleff went to class. She then got every problem right because she's so SMERT. Den McDickpants walked with Mielyoof. Mileyoof then said "YOU FRICKING FRICK." She grabbed her knife. Then tried to kill Bleff. Then Bleff dodged because -Mary Sue- Badass Main character. Then, Bleff beat up Mielyoof. She enjoyed beating up her. Then Mileyoof died of Coronavirus. Then McDickpants fled and flipped off Bleff. Then, that night. McDickpants dragged Bleff into the woods. "HEHEHHEHE I'M NOW INSANE IN THE SPAN OF A DAY EHEHEHHE" Then McDickpants Raped Bleff while she made annoying noises. Then he murdered her. Then McDickpants tried to kill more people, but since he's a teenager with no supernatural abilties, he was killed by the police. Bleff's Sister went on to stop being a bitch and became a world-renowned Scientist, her parents were now happy as they weren't plagued by this bitch, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Bleff the Biller II: Electric - Wait that's unoriginal, Ain'tit?
Now, you ask. "How can there be a sequel? Almost everyone died!" Now I answer, dear reader. If you notice In Mielyoof's "death" it states. "MiLEyoof died of Coronavirus." Not "MiELyoof died of Coronavirus." Now, what about Bleff? You see, when I said McDickpants murdered HER I meant his pet squirrel. You ask. "What about McDickpants?" He, my dear viewer. Didn't die. Because police officers aren't allowed to kill people. So instead, they tazed and took him to an asylum.

A months later, everything was normal at school. Bleff was as retarded as always, Bleff's Sister was still the only person with common sense, Mielyoof was still as random as always. And McDickpants was once again, a dickface. Anyway, Shittycreepypastaville released how idiotic their name was, so they changed it to "Crappypastaville" which is much worse. So the schools, after the rape of Bleff, and McDickface going insane, the school realized they should probably have goddamn Hall moditors. So, now Mielyoof couldn't BULY Bleff without a hall montior being like "lolno." So the new hall monitor, Uselessduckface, was walking around. Bleff's parents finally named her goddamn sister. Her name was now... Bloof. Bloof was annoyed by this name, but since she decided not to be a bitch, she rolled with it. Bleff told Bloof that she had a crush on Jeff the Killer. Bloof blinked. "Are you- that retarded? Seriously- the fuck-" Mielyoof sprinted over, hearing the mention of Creepypasta. "SONIC.EXE IS THE BEST, YOU DUMMES." Mielyoof sprinted back over to her table with Fuckface, Fuckface II, and, most importantly, Fuckface III. So Bloof told Bleff how retarded she was. So Bleff decided to stop being retarded. So Bloof, decided to make Bleff stop being a retarded Jeff fangirl, and that is, where our story begins

Bloof realized that Bleff had the retarded Mary Sue mc.oof virus. Which was a most severe disease. Whenever new brain cells are created, they are destroyed, making Bleff a complete dolt. Bloof realized the cure for this disease was simple. They had to go on a quest to find 5 Real-time Jeff the Killer photos and SMASH them to pieces. Bleff had to do it, but Bloof could help find them. Bloof decided to help because she gave something of a shit about her sister, and because she hoped this would make her less retarded. Uselessduckface decided to help, as he had nothing better to do. Mielyoof joined, along with the Fuckfaces. McDickpants joined as well. Along with WhiteKnightMcGee, who, true to his name, was the definition of a white knight. The group went on a journey to the ancient dark forest, known as "theh forest behind ur house." As they ran into the forest, Fuckface III tripped on a tree branch and broke her head open on a rock. They were more careful after this. As they walked through the forest, Bleff said to her sister. "Maybe I should apologize to our parents..." Bloof nodded. Bloof considered that she had also been kind of a bitch, however this wasn't the time. Suddenly, they found a Jeff the Killer photo. Bleff smashed it to pieces. Suddenly, Mielyoof shouted. "FRICKING HIPPO." And pointed to the water. A Hippo walked out. They all fled, other than Fuckface II who stayed to pet it. Fuckface II was eaten alive. After they escaped, they found 3 more photos and smashed them, as I'm to lazy to write more of this story. Suddenly, as they found the last photo. Mary-Sue the Killer appeared. Bleff and the group were like. "Oh fuck." As they had been smashing photos of her "boyfriend." In reality, Jeff hated Mary-Sue, and wanted someone to bring back Jane so he could kill Mary-Sue. He didn't break up with her to avoid possibly worse fangirls. However, Mary-Sue was now angery. Before she spoke, everyone burst out laughing at her fucking retarded outfit. WhiteKnightMcGee wheezed. "LOOK AT THIS DOOD." Uselessduckface said. "FUCKING FURRY EARS?! PFFTTT HAHAHAHAHA-" Mary-Sue was taken aback, because she thought her outfit was intimidating. Mary-Sue then broke out into a fit of rage. Bloof explained that in order for Bleff to still be a Mary-Sue, she had to avoid breaking the last photo... for now. So they entered battle with Mary-Sue the Killer. WhiteKnightMcGee stabbed her with his pocket knife in her arm. Causing her to drop the knife. McDickpants stole the knife. Mielyoof and McDickpants decided to betray the group, and fled. However they stopped Mary-Sue from getting her knife. The last Fuckface left fled along with the traitors. Bleff then used her perfect powers to push a tree down on Mary-Sue. She emerged unscathed. It looked at if this was an end. But suddenly, Jeff appeared. He inpaled Mary-Sue on his knife. "Oh thank god-" He turned to Bleff. Bleff smashed the last photo. "NONONO FUCK YOU NOPE." Bleff sprinted away. Along with UselessDuckface, and Bloof. However WhiteKnightMcGee stayed to fight Jeff. Jeff simply killed him instantly, as Jeff is a goddamn truck, last I checked.

Anyway, they got back to the school. Bleff stopped being an insufferable little Bitch-Sue, and now had common sense. Bloof was slightly less of a bitch, to her sister, anyway. UselessDuckface got some praise for helping. Fuckface I was now extremely nervous of what would happen. Mielyoof was still annoying though. McDickpants was also still a fucking doof. The End.

Credited to DarknessReaper9