Don't Forget

Because you are reading this, you will be safe for a while. Allow me to explain.

They only attack when you are least expecting it. They like to play with their food. If they see that you know about them, they will leave you alone. Until you forget, anyway. It would be best not to forget about them. The only catch: you will probably start to get a little paranoid. But hey, it’s worth it, right?