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SpongeBob Lost Episode: The Static
One Day, I Got Sick from School, I Vomit 3 times, so I call my Mom to Tell That I am sick. So, i got Home with my Mom.

I was Watching Nickelodeon, Then a Man Said That The New Episode of Spongebob was Coming up Next. I was The Comercials, Then the Episode finally came on. It skipped The Intro. The Title Card Said "The Static" in White Text. The Background was Just Static. The Episode Starred with SpongeBob Watching Static on TV for About 50 Seconds.

Then it Cut to Spongebob's Red Eyes for Watching Static for Too Long For About 7 seconds. Then it cut to Black for 3 Seconds, then the Episode Ends.

I was Too Confused, I Decided to Contracto Nickelodeon to Tell Why The Episode "The Static" Was Made?

The Call Said to Me: "The Person Behind The Episode was Never Been Identified, but I Remember That The Person's Name is "John Lennon Ozzy", That's The Person who made This Episode, Thanks for Calling About the Information, Goodbye!" I repeat to the Caller "Goodbye".

So, I changed from Nickelodeon to Canal Panda. I was Watching "True And The Rainbow Kingdom".

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Spongebob Squarepants: The Sickness
Hello, I am The Creator of "The Static", now I bringing you "The Sickness", Let's Get Starred.

When I was on eBay, I Searched "Spongebob Episode Dvd's, when I Search it, I saw something Called "Spongebob Sickness Dvd", I was Confused, I decided to Buy the Dvd, when I wait for 6 Months, 6 Months Later, I hear knocking on The Door, I opened it, and I Saw a Postman, and He said: "Here's your Package". Then I said: "Thank you". I opened the Package, and I Saw a Dvd, I opened my Computer, and I Turned on, when it Finally Turned on, I Put The DVD in My Computer, I played my DVD in My Computer. The DVD Starred with The Spongebob intro instead of a Warning/Attention Screen. After That, It went to Title Card. The Sickness was in Green Text and The background shows The Sick Spongebob on the Door looking outside on His Pineapple House. While playing Sad Piano Music in the Background,For about 10 seconds.

The Episode Starred with SpongeBob walking on a Snowy Forest, What's so Weired is That Spongebob doesn't Wear a Jacket and Coat. The Spongebob Starred recording The Camera, When He Records, He Said: "Hello, This is Spongebob, I'm a Snowy Forest".

Then it cut to the Time Card: The Next Day.

Spongebob was Sleeping on The Bed While Coughing, Spongebob begin to Cough Even Louder and Louder. Then Patrick Hears to Cough While Sitting on His chair. Patrick got to Spongebob's House, Patrick opens The Opens The door, He went Upstairs, and He Saw Spongebob Coughing and Sick. Patrick look Very Shocked and He Said: "Spongebob, Are you okey?" Spongebob said: "No, I am Very sick, super Sick". Patrick grabs the Phone and Calls the Doctor and He Said: "Doctor, Spongebob is Very Sick". The Doctor said: "Ok, We be Right There". The Time Card: 3 Hours Later.

The Doctor came to Spongebob's House, and He Opens The door, He Goes Upstairs, He saw Spongebob sick, and takes Spongebob to The Hospital, Patrick says Goodbye to Spongebob. The Time Card: At The Hospital.

Spongebob was on The Bed, Patrick and Spongebob's Friends came to the Hospital Room, They look Very sad execpt for Squidward, Squidward looked Very Upset, and a Bit Angry. Patrick said to the Doctor: "Doctor, Is Spongebob okay?" Doctor Said to Patrick: "Well, I'm Afraid that Spongebob as Extreme Common Cold, He as More than any Vírus, I am not Sure That he's gonna die or not, So He's gonna Be okay". Patrick waits for Spongebob Being okay While Sitting on a Chair. Then, He saw a Loud Beeping Noise coming from the Room, He Opens it, He Saw Spongebob having a Seizure, While the Doctor was Still in The room looking Shocked, then Spongebob Dies. Patrick Starred to Cry, but Not like Cartoon Crying, Real Human Crying. Then it Cut to Spongebob's Funeral, His Friends Looked very sad execpt for Squidward, He Laughted so Hard. Patrick get Angry, and He Said Loudly: "SQUIDWARD, PREPAIR TO DIE". Then Squidward get More Angry than Patrick is. He Said More Louder: "NO, NEVER". Squidward grabs a Gun, Patrick Screams, Squidward Pull the Trigger, and Shoots Patrick. Blood was splatting Everywere including The Tombstone.

Spongebob's Friends Looked very Shocked.

Squidward Says That Patrick deserves for trying to Killing Him.

Then it Cut to The Tombstones of Spongebob and Patrick for About 2 minutes. Then it Cut to Static for About 10 seconds. Then it Cuts to the Credits While Playing Sad Music in The Background. Then the Episode Ends.

I was so Dissapointed, So I Destroy The DVD and Put in the Trash Bag and Put The Bag in The Trash.

"If you Saw a copy of this Episode, DON'T WATCH THE SICKNESS".

Spongebob Lost Episode: The Static Part II: Spongebob's Addiction
When I saw "The Static", I saw something more SCARIER than That Episode. In The Next Day.

When I saw The TV, When It's a Pony is Just Finishing, I saw a Coming up Next Bumper of Spongebob Squarepants. When The Comercials are Finally Ending. The Episode came on, It skipped The Theme Song, The Title Card came on, It says "Spongebob's Addiction" in White Text, The Background shows Spongebob's Eyes. However, Spongebob's Eyes are Black, and had Red Pupils in It.

The Episode Starred with Spongebob's Eyes like in The Static Episode, but Much Much Much Scarier. Then It cut to Static for About 10 seconds. Then it cut to Spongebob Feeling tired Saying: "I am tired to Watch Static, Well I think I will do something else". Then it cut to Static Again, This time, It took About 30 seconds. Then it cut to The Picture of Spongebob Hanging Himself for About 1 minute and 30 seconds. While you can Hear Reversed Music in the Background.

Then it cut to Static for About 4 seconds, Then The Episode Ends.

I will NEVER Watch this EVER AGAIN!

Credited to: GuilhermeBacanhim08