The hated child becomes a “creepypasta” princess

Authors note: This is by all means NOT a creepypasta! Everything in here happened to me Irl and I have proof of it! If you say that it is fake I will go to your house and eat up all your cookies and then no more cookies for you EVER!1!1!1!1!1!1 Anyway, let’s begin.

Once upon a time,  a woman gave birth to two twin girls on the floor. The next day, the two opened their eyes, even though they should of already have opened their eyes a few minutes after birth. One of the twins had blue eyes, while the other had heterochromia with one blue eye and one brown eye, even though ALL MAMMALS (not just humans), are born with blue eyes and the color develops later on!

For this very reason, Her mother, Cartoonishlyabusivemom, hated her with a burning passion, while spoiling her sister, Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter, rotten. She even named her Hitler! She abused her, swore at her, forced her to do chores (while Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter had none), had her wears raggedy clothes (while her sister wore $1000 dollar dresses, tiaras, tons of make up, and extremely revealing clothing), and other mean stuff to her, all because she had heterochromia. Her dad, Lovingfather, however, disagreed completely. He loved Hitler and saw nothing wrong with her, and preferred her much over Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter. He also hated Cartoonishlyabusivemom mom for abusing her daughter, though why the two never divorced is never explained.

One day, when Hitler was six, Lovingfather came to her and promised her that they would go to Disneyland behind Cartoonishlyabusivemom’s and Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter’s backs. However, the next day, Cartoonishlyabusivemom told Hitler that Lovingfather had died in a car crash. She was sad, of course, but it didn’t really affect her, for her father’s death (as well as 99% of her backstory) only existed for the sake of sympathy and nothing really else, although it just doesn’t work at all whatsoever.

No let’s just dedicate a paragraph to how Cartoonishly abusive Cartoonishlyabusivemom is and to hate her. It is also to make Hitler more sympathetic, but does quite the opposite. All of Cartoonishlyabusivemom’s money was spent on Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter, and specifically her toys, dresses, makeup, junk food, room decor, pets, monthly trips to Disney world, and all that BS. Meanwhile, she didn’t really spend anything on Hitler. She lived in the basement which was full of dust, mice, rats, cockroaches, germs, and mold. She slept on the had, cement floor with no pillows, blankets, or mattresses. Meanwhile, Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter’s bedroom was a pink galore with tons of plushies, five closets, and a beautiful bed, as well as 5 computers and a tv. Also, Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter had huge blood red lips, tons and tons of makeup, long mink lashes, a tiara, red high heels, a pink princess dress, and huge, blonde hair that went all the way down to her butt. Hitler, on the other hand, wore rags, had short, messy hair, and she wore glasses, which Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter bullied her for, as well as something a child that abused would not have in real life. Hitler envied Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter for this, even though she thought the look was trashy and constantly bragged how she was nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs just because she didn’t confirm 100% to female gender norms. Cartoonishlyabusivemom herself was hypocrite. She beat her Hitler to death if she would swear but Cartoonishlyabusivemom would yell every swear in the dictionary if she did something slightly unpolite. Once, Hitler woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. She asked Cartoonishlyabusivemom if she could have one.

However, because Hitler didn’t say please, Cartoonishlyabusivemom yelled “OH F@€#ING GOD NO! HOW F¥£%ING DARE YOU NOT SAY PLEASE, YOU LITTLE SON OF A B*%€#! SAY PLEASE OR LICK THE $#I% OFF MY A$$!”.

“Mom, please forgi-“, pleaded Hitler.

“JUST LICK THE F@#$ING S&*% OFF MY A$$ OR GO DIE IN HELL YOU LITTLE SON OF A B+;€£!”, Cartoonishlyabusivemom yelled, snaking her daughter in the face.

Once, Cartoonishlyabusivemom caught Hitler sneaking cookies out of the cookie jar. Because of that, She whipped her at least 500 times and then branded her! Because of all that whipping, she got an infection and Cartoonishlyabusivemom didn’t do anything about it!

Anyway, back to the main story. So when Hitler was 12, Cartoonishlyabusivemom, Hitler, and Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter moved from their home in Whereevertheylivedbeforeburg to Shittycreepypastaville. New town means new school. Hitler was soooooooooooo scared. She already hated school, and now that she had to leave by her only friend, whom we have never mentioned before and are only mentioning her for the sake of sympathy. Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter on the other hand became (somehow) instantly the most popular girl in her class. She then formed a “pack” (for lack of a better term) of friends, who all looked like her except with slightly different hair styles and some had pink hair as opposed to blonde hair, as well as some of them had more revealing clothes than Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter. Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter was their leader. All of them bullied Hitler. It is never mentioned why they are even bullies. They live pretty much perfectly happy lives, then why do they even feel the need to bully? If anything, Hitler is the one more likely to be a bully, as she was the one with the sad, miserable life.

“Ha ha ha, you have glasses!”, snarked one of the bullies, who we are too lazy to tell you the names of.

“Hey nerd! Do my homework!”, another one teased.

“N-n-n-no!”, stuttered Hitler.

“Do our homework or watch Cats 2019 every day for a century!”, said Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter.

Hitler ran away from the bullies, terrified. However, she accidentally ran into someone.

“I-I-I’m so sorry!”, she apologized.

“Don’t worry, it’s ok”, said the person Hitler knocked into. She got up and gazed upon him.

Oh wow, She thought. He’s super duper hot.

The boy was super buff, had black hair that was red tipped and covered his right eye. He had red eyes, wore a black hoodie, ripped jeans, a scared face, and fingerless gloves. There was a huge bulge in between his legs. It was clear he was a bad boy. He also smoked, vaped, drank, and killed people, but really who cares! That just makes him hotter! Heck, even the school doesn’t care even though realistically he would be expelled or even sent to jail for doing so!

“Hi. I’m Genericbadboyloveinterest.”, he said. He had a low, raspy voice.

“Oh hi. Nice to see you”, Hitler replied. “My name’s Hitler by the way.”

“Hitler?!”, exclaimed Genericbadboyloveinterest. “What a horrible name for such a beautiful girl like you!”

“Baka! I’m not beautiful, cute, or pretty!”, she protested.

“Yes you are!”, said Genericbadboyloveinterest. “Who told you that?”

“My mom and my sister think so”, she replied.

“Why”, asked Genericbadboyloveinterest.

“Because I have heterochromia and I wear glasses”, she explained. “I also have depression, anxiety, Bipolarism, Austism, OCD, Schizophrenia, ADHD, Psychosis, Borderline personality disorder, Body dysmorphia, insomnia, paranoia, PTSD, gender dysphoria, and anorexia!” Of course, non of these mental illnesses actually affected her, they are only here to make her more qUirKy.

“Your eyes, glasses, and mental illnesses are beautiful! What are you talking about”, defended Genericbadboyloveinterest, giving Hitler a hug. Because of that, they instantly started dating even though they only met like a minute ago.

Things were going well with Hitler and Genericbadboyloveinterest, until 3 hours later in science class, Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter caught the two kissing and said, “WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY BOYFRIEND?!?!”.

“No he’s my boyfriend!”, protested Hitler.

“This means war!”, declared Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter’s second in command who we aren’t going to to tell you the name of for what ever reason. Suddenly, all of Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter’s pack started running toward Hitler. She tried to run from them, but it was too late. Then, they amputated her, broke her ribs, gave her a concussion, lit her on fire, stabbed her, shot her, vored her, poisoned her, drowned her, decapitated her, dropped her off a 50 story building, hit her with a car, kicked her in the nonexistent balls, ripped her teeth out, disemboweled her, and buried her alive, yet she survived all of this and all she got was a paper cut. She then started running away from the girls, but knocked into a shelf with bleach, alcohol, fire retardant, and windex, somehow caused the entire shelf to fall down onto her. Apparently, the bleach, alcohol, fire retardant, and windex bottles were also open, and they all spilled onto her, starting a fire. It turned her skin white, burned her eyelids off, and gave her blue hair with black tips (the windex died her hair blue and the fire charred the tips of her hair, even though in real life in would burn off the tips of her hair and the windex can’t dye your hair blue and even if it did, it wouldn’t work on brown hair like her’s).

Hitler, terrified, ran out of the school building and back home, without any of the school staff preventing her. I mean, if this school is perfectly fine with the students doing drugs and killing each other, then they would have no problem with students escaping school.

Ok, back to story. So Hitler got home and ran to the basement. She looked in the mirror, because it’s totally normal to have a mirror in a musty, old basement. Just then did she realize what had happened to her. She had become a “creepypasta”! Alcohol, bleach, and fire retardant spilled on her, just like her two idols, Jeff and Mary Sue! This must of been an omen she would become just like them! Because of that, Hitler decided to make herself look even more like a “creepypasta. She stripped off her raggedy, brown, torn, burn clothes and put on a black crop top, a black skirt, black stockings, and a purple hoodie. It is never explained where or how she obtained these clothes, as there is no way Cartoonishlyabusivemom would of bought any of these for her. Then, she thought she didn’t look enough like a “creepypasta” so she ripped out her blue, right eye, and replaced it with a chocolate chip cookie! Mommy won’t hate me anymore, thought Hitler. How the cookie got into the basement or even how it stayed in her eye socket without falling out since she doesn’t have eyelids is never explained. Then, she fell asleep, because the author didn’t know what to put in between this scene and the next important scene.

So Hitler woke up and went to school. First things first, she went up to Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter and her pack, for she was about to kill them for bullying her and “stealing” her boyfriend.

“Well well well”, bellowed Hitler. “This is what you made me into.” The pack screamed at the sight of her form.

“G-g-get away from me!”, spat Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter.

“I won’t until I’m done with you!”, roared Hitler in a deeper voice. Suddenly wings sprouted out of her shoulders, a cat tail sprouted out of her butthole and cat ears sprouted out of her head. This was he final form.

Just as Sparkleshimmerunicorngalaxyrainbowglitter and he pack we’re about to run away from her, Hitler yelled “GO INTO a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended!” Then, she grabbed a knife out of her pocket stabbed each one to death.

“Hey I could help”, shouted a voice from the hallways. It was Genericbadboyloveinterest! He then revealed that he was actually a demon werewolf vampire hybrid or something! He had wolf ears and a wolf tail, horns, fangs, and bat wings! He was even hotter than he was before! He then shot the teacher. Then, him and Hitler went on a killing spree, killing everyone expect themselves in the school.

“Next victim is my mom”, said Hitler. The two flew out of the ruins of the school and started to fly to her house when the spotted a cookie stand underneath them.

They flew down but just as they were starting the eat their cookies they heard sirens. Suddenly, the police were chasing after them! Genericbadboyloveinterest managed to escape but Hitler got captured.

“Let me go!”, she pleaded. Then, she suddenly felt the cop fall to the ground. His chest was covered in blood. She got up and saw two figures stranded above her. She couldn’t believe who it was. It was her two idols, Jeff the killer and Mary Sue Perfectpants!

“It’s you, my long lost daughter!”, cheered Mary Sue. Was this true? If not, this must be the happiest day of her life!

“C’mon, we’ll take you to your grandpa’s mansion. If it was true that she was their daughter, then that must mean her grandpa was slenderman!

“Once we get there, we will explain to you the real story!”, said Jeff.

Once they got to the mansion, Mary was welcomed by slenderman, who she know knew was her biological grandpa. Or was he?

“You see, Me and Mary Sue were your biological parents. Your birth name was actually Mary Sue Perfectpants Jr. You also had a twin brother. One day, you were kidnapped by Cartoonishlyabusivemom so you could be her maid. Why she didn’t just hire maids is never explained.”, explained Jeff. Hitler, now Mary Jr., was amazed by this. Everything made sense now. Forget that in the beginning it literally said that Cartoonishlyabusivemom gave birth to them! Who cares anyway!

“Also, I found out about you being kidnapped, so I followed Cartoonishlyabusivemom and acted as a spy, pretending to your biological father. I came up with the name “Loving father”, used skin tan and drew a face on my head.”, Slenderman explained. How he passed as a human but being 15 feet tall and tentacle arms is never explained.

“Awesome!”, said Mary Jr. “But Grandpa Slendy, I thought Lovingfather died? What happened then?”

“You see, granddaughter, Cartoonishlyabusivemom began to realize I was actually Slenderman so I escaped and said I died.”, Slenderman added. Mary Jr. was amazed.

“Anyway, you, Mary Sue Perfectpants Jr., are actually the princess of the “Creepypastas””, said Jeff, putting on a satin hoodie and a tiara on Mary Jr. She had never felt so much pride in her entire life.

“Also, remember how we mentioned you had a twin brother?”, reminded her mother. “Well here he is”, she added pointing to Genericbadboyloveinterest. Omg he was her long lost TWIN BROTHER?! Yeah that’s incest but literally who cares! After all Shittycreepypastaville was located in Alabama and Loce is love and if you don’t think so your homophobic!!1!1!1!1!1!1

“Now, let’s capture Cartoonishlyabusivemom.”, announced Mary Jr. She flew out of the mansion and over to Cartoonishlyabusivemom’s house and grabbed her by the shoulders. I mean, she could of just killed her right then, but c’mon. We gotta have some epic battle scene or something!1!1!1!1 So Mary Jr brought Cartoonishlyabusivemom back to Slenderman’s mansion, shaved her head bald, and drought her to the basement and forced her to work as a slave for the rest of her life.

The “creepypastas” then all lived happy ever after. The end. Until the Author woke up from her dream. OR DID SHE?!1?!1?!1?!1?!1