Bleff the Biller

This is a completely original pasta this pasta takes nothing from any other pasta on this site. Especially not Jeff the Killer or Charlie the Killer It is completely original, nor if the main character a Mary Sue, She's Just a normal character, ok?

Why do I do this to myself
Bleff went to school one day and she did amazing in 1st period. She had her arm cut off, but no one cared because she was a little piece of shit. So she went to her locker (as she was in High School) and she opened it. Then Mielyoof appeared out of no where. Mielyoof was the biggest bully in school. She constantly harassed Bleff. Her Boyfriend also bullied Bleff. Mielyoof said "YOU FRICKING FRICK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SONIC?!" Mielyoof punched Bleff in the face. If you don't feel bad, that's fine, because Bleff is a little piece of shit. Then Mielyoof said. "WHY A NEW SONIC ADVENTURE GAME? WHY WHY WHY?" She punched Bleff again. Then Bleff whined. "Teacher... please save me..." but since Bleff lived in ShittyCreepyPastaville, there was no teacher to save her. Then Mielyoof said "WE NEED, A 3-D SONIC GAME. BUT NO." Then kicked Bleff in the face. Since Bleff was a little piece of shit with an annoying voice, everyone just pointed and laughed. Then Mielyoof said. "YOU RUINED SONIC!" Then continued beating Bleff. Bleff said "Super Aang brothers is better you dumme." Then Mielyoof screamed. "WHEN WILL YOUR FANTASIES, EVER BE QUENCHED!" Mielyoof kept beating Bleff, until Bleff said. "Ughhhh stop being so annoying." Then Mielyoof responded. "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSQUENCES!" Then Mielyoof had her boyfriend beat up Bleff.

Someone please save me I hate this.
When Bleff got home, her dad asked. "Honey what's wrong?" Then Bleff screamed. "DAD FUCK OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU." Then her dad solemnly walked over to her mom. "She shit in my sock drawer this morning to... something's wrong with her." Her Mom nodded, worried. Then we cut to her room. Her sister walked in. Her Sister was 2x the Bitch she was, but for some reason, she still liked her. Her sister said "Can you keep it down, you retard?" Then Bleff said. "No it's fine, everything's fine with mom and dad." Then her sister said. "I honestly don't give a shit, go fuck yourself and shut up." Then she responded. "Don't worry, they won't be mean to you." Then her sister responded. "Do you hear me, you retard? I don't give a shit, shut the fuck up." Then Bleff got the hint and went to sleep.

Please let the Main Character die now she's so retarded please save me
Bleff went to school the next day. Suddenly McDickpants appeared, the boyfriend to Mielyoof. McDickpants was known for being a Dick. His parents named him this because he's a fucking doof. He attacked Bleff. Then Bleff whined. "Ughhhhh you fucking weirdo." Then McDickpants replied. "I'm going to rape you in the bathroom." Then Bleff's sister appeared. "That's really out of no where, why do you want to rape her if you have a girlfriend who hates her?" Then McDinkpants replied. "Wait you're right-" He released Bleff and just went to class. Then Bleff's sister said "You owe me money you retard." Then Bleff went to class. She then got every problem right because she's so SMERT. Den McDickpants walked with Mielyoof. Mileyoof then said "YOU FRICKING FRICK." She grabbed her knife. Then tried to kill Bleff. Then Bleff dodged because -Mary Sue- Badass Main character. Then, Bleff beat up Mielyoof. She enjoyed beating up her. Then Mileyoof died of Coronavirus. Then McDickpants fled and flipped off Bleff. Then, that night. McDickpants dragged Bleff into the woods. "HEHEHHEHE I'M NOW INSANE IN THE SPAN OF A DAY EHEHEHHE" Then McDickpants Raped Bleff while she made annoying noises. Then he murdered her. Then McDickpants tried to kill more people, but since he's a teenager with no supernatural abilties, he was killed by the police. Bleff's Sister went on to stop being a bitch and became a world-renowned Scientist, her parents were now happy as they weren't plagued by this bitch, and everyone lived happily ever after.