Epic beastars creepypasta pasta

''Author’s note: this is a laughably bad attempt at a “trollpasta” which I found on R/Trollpasta. Author, if you find me, don’t hate that I put your story here. I just don’t like your story.''

one night i was watching beastars with my haru plushie and my uncle and legosi turned his head at a 30 degree angle and said "shhh fuck!" and i was like "did legosi swear!?!??!" my uncle said "ARE YOU SWEARING!?" and I said no it was Leogsi not me :((((( He threw me into the bathromm and did a groundpound and then grabbed me by ears and say "NO SON OF MINE IF UFKCI GAY AND A FURRY!!!!" AND HE THREW ME OUT THE WINDOW!!!!! My head hit the solid gravel ground of South Wales Australia and my Haru plushie became alive and said "penis fart" and i scream!!!!! her eyes start bleeding and i said "what the heck what aw damnnnnnn!!!!!!!!" I ran as far as I could to a pub called "legosi's epic freakin place" and i stopped there for a pint even though i was straight edge and a man came up to me in a chicken mask! it was paru itagaki! creator of the famous anime and manga beastars!!! he looked at me and said "sim" and threw me out the freakin window again! i was pretty beaten up and i ran to the mcdonalgs which was near by and i saw joelk skelethor and he said "who's been draiwng dicks!!!!!" he then shits in my mout h and i like it then I die and i go to heaven and i say to god "how" and then god yeets me down to planeth dolan where i meet juno from the famous anime beastars!!!!!! she said to me "bark bark i am whpre" and i say "ewjfhuwoieghuiwerhieuw4hiuweweiugiu" and i beat her up because sluts dont deserve to live stupid fuckin wolf you'll never fuck legosi dumb poopy head >:::;((((((((((((((( and then i die again and i see tem standing on cloud and he said "n word" and i freak out and i say "big big chungus" and i run to sao paulo brazil where i live life at a slave and its epicccc!!! then i get a fone call! it was jonah scott!!!!!! voice acotr for legosi nj english dub then he dies :(((((((((( then ben diskin comes and says "bitch i was numbuh wun from code name kids next door can you beliebne that shit holy fuck im jack from legosi beatsras now oh my god" and i do a mario dance B))))))) he then shows me an epic clip from beastars episode 5 season 2 where he doesn the epic mario fornite dance it was epic then hge shoots me in my dickhole and i say "hey whata wowhefwehewhby" and he then looks at me with cold bleeding eyes and says "so long gay bowser" im now in heaven rightibg this be werey my peeps b:)))))))

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