Ackenheimer.exe

I was an intern at McDonald's when I found a disc that was labeled '666'. I went home before my shift ended and got fired and I took my toaster and hooked it up to my 1984 Apple Macintosh, and then I put the disc in the toaster and electrocuted myself.

I turned on my 1984 Apple Macintosh and got a virus, but I ignored it and played the game.

The title screen was a hyper-realistic red pixel in the middle of the screen with red text saying '666.exe' and 'press enter to play' I thought it was just a glitch and pressed enter.

The game started with a monster labeled 'Ackenheimer' murdering Herobrine and Jeff The Killer and Laughing Jack and Slenderman and Smiledog and Sonic and Spongebob and The Rake.

I was scared and I tried to turn it off but I got electrocuted again. I kept playing and I pressed space and a hyper-realistic puddle of diarrhea sprayed out of the corpses.

The monster turned to me and said "Mamma mia despacito." and I was sucked into the game.

I shot the monster 14 times in the everywhere and then he said "I am Ackenheimer." and he shat out blood and it scared me.

He stabbed me and shot me back out of the computer, I was so scared, I shot the toaster and the disc fell out, and then I shot the disc.

A skeleton popped out of the computer and then the 1984 Apple Macintosh exploded and a lot of hyper-realistic blood came out.

I stomped on the disc and got electrocuted a 3rd time.

Then the disc laughed and said "I will come for you next." and then red smoke came out and went away.

P.S. This happened.

Credited to: Mr. Hewwo