Zombie Dream

I had a dream that I was on a train to the hospital.

In the hospital, I was informed by this beret-capped black man that there is a disease that makes you turn into a zombie, if you sneeze more than once.

Immediately, after he said so, he sneezed four times. His eyes went to the back of his skull, his mouth started foaming, and had blood coming out of his nose.

For some reason he couldn’t move around the stretcher in front of him, so I grabbed a giant syringe and stabbed the side of his head. It somehow managed to pierce both of his eyeballs, like a shish-kabob.

Then I woke up, and sneezed four times.

(Original pasta by noodlesofoodles)