A /b/ styled post based on Alice In Wonderland (1951): Alternate Ending

Original Story
I am a big fan of Disney movies. My all-time fave is Alice In Wonderland (The 1951 Cartoon). At least it was until I saw the alternate ending of the movie. Let's begin the story.

One summer, I was looking at the showtimes for my theater. Then, it said something that there will be $0.25 summer Disney movies at the theater. I saw that they were showing Alice In Wonderland (1951) at the theater. I was so excited. I asked my Mom if she can take me to see the movie. She said "yes."

The next day, we went to the theater. The show was supposed to start at 9, but it ended up showing at 9:30. Some kids left the theater with their parents. I asked a theater employee why the movie wasn't starting. The employee said "We are currently having problems with the projector. We are sorry about that." Then, he gave me a free large popcorn. Then, I went back to the auditorium and the movie started. The movie started. The movie was normal, except there was something weird when it got to the scene where Alice goes to court. The scene started glitching and freezing. Not just that, the audio started to sound distorted, the movie quality started to get low, and the colors were now inverted. After a while, the screen went black. A lot of parents and kids got confused. I was assuming it was problems with the projector. 2 minutes later, the movie resumed. Do you know the scene where after Alice's trial, the Queen Of Hearts was going to execute her, but Alice finds a door and wakes up and they use the "It's Just A Dream" cliche? Well, that was not the case. Instead, it shows the Queen Of Hearts and the cards all with chainsaws in a red background repeating "Off With Her Head!" while Alice is running. That scene did not give me an Alice In Wonderland feel at all. Instead, it just gave me a Texas Chainsaw Massacre feel. The Queen Of Hearts' voice did not sound like her anymore. It sounded more like Cleveland Brown's voice. Then, the Queen Of Hearts threw a chainsaw at Alice's neck. Blood splattered everywhere and Alice's head fell off her body. A lot of kids in the auditorium were so terrified, that they screamed. Even adults got scared too. Then, the scene cut to an image that lasted for 30 seconds where you can see an image of the Queen Of Hearts with black eyes, red pupils, and bloody tears. In the bottom, there is a text that reads "YOU'RE NEXT." Then, the end credits were playing in reverse and the audio was distorted. There was an evil laugh when the credits ended, then the movie ended. I asked a theater employee about the movie, and they said they accidentally put a reel of a fanmade version of the movie thinking it was the original and they were sorry. Then, they gave me an Alice plush doll. I accepted.

I won't see the movie again after what I just saw.

Our /b/ styled parody
This section was written by MajinTails and NedWolfkin

>Be kid who saw this.

>Receive a plushy to keep quiet about the event

>Go online and look it up

>See that other people were paid millions to keep quiet.

>Realize that you settled for a fucking plushy and not millions of dollars.

>Write about it on Geoshea's.

>Somewhere, on a Discord server, people are making fun of my bad story.

>Be asshole who made this alternate ending.

>You are a zillionaire with nothing better to do.

>Hear about a Disney movie being rerealesed.

>This gives you an idea for a prank.

>Go for this, instead of a new movie that will have a bigger audience.

>Spend $5,000 (or possibly more) on film supplies.

>Make what is essentially a YouTube Poop

>Use your super sneakiness to sneak into theater.

>Replace last reel with your version.

>Sneak out of theater with last reel you intend to sell on eBay.

>Later read about incident on a kiddy Creepypasta website

>Be mom.

>Spend a fucking 50 cents on movie.

>Have to sit through long ass wait for movie to start.

>Act annoyed, not caring if you ruin your kids' experience.

>See that the ending is all fucked up.

>Demand money back.

>They tell you they will give a huge pay out to keep quiet about this.

>Your daughter sees a plushy she wants instead.

>They hand it to her before you can protest.

>You go home angry.

>Later find out that other patrons got millions.

>Tear up daughter's plushy and yell at her while she cries.

>Find out story was posted on a kiddy website

>Get call from theater.

>They tell you they will give you a pay out anyway because they feel bad.

>Excited.

>You spend that money before you receive it.

>You later get a phone call from the theater.

>They say that because your daughter blabbed about it the deal is off.

>Go on murder spree starting with daughter.

>Get sent to asylum.

>You keep getting more and more crazy

>They put you in a straight jacket and a padded room

>They come back one hour later.

>Somehow you wrote "ALICE!" all over the wall in feces.

>Now be other patron

>Read this article on Geoshea's.

>Laugh your ass off that you got millions and all this dumb  bitch got was a toy.

>Later find out about kid getting killed and mom being crazy.

>Don't give a shit, you bought yourself a mansion!

>Now be God.

>World is going to Hell.

>You regret making mankind again.

>Why did you have to promise not to bring another flood?!

>See people acting like assholes.

>"Hey," You say to Yourself

>"Maybe children are doing something cute that will warm My heart."

>Go on Geoshea's where you know there's kids writing "cute" stories.

>Stumble onto this story.

>Feel even worse than you did before knowing that this story exists.

>"That's fucking it! The apocalypse is happening right now!"

>The rapture will begin any minute now.

>be theater employees

>purchased either a old theater that was left derelict, spends time fixing things to air movies from that time probably knowing that some of the films being left in there was technically illegal or made a new theater for retro and classic films to cash on nostalgia and historical purposes, somehow got a film reel from disney despite the odds of that being striked since disney would probably rather keep that to themselves and use it for disney+ and would ask why you're trying to get this old ass film stock

>spend 1 thousand dollars to get a actually working 35mm film for this

>start premiering film for 35 cents

>some zillionaire fuck broke in and swapped the film for some YTP crap

>patrons complain about the ending

>give the patrons shitty "it was a fan-made cut" excuse to save face

>give literal millions to get the people who watched it to be silent

>one mom is offered the cash, but her child wants a crappy plush and before she can say no, you give it to the child

>mom storms off pissed

>later gives mom the cash anyway out of pity

>then calls her later because you saw that her daughter mouthed off so you have to take it back

>2 weeks later, found out the mother was stuck in a insane asylum because she murdered her child and went on a psychopathic rampage, gives the cash to the asylum instead to help the mental treatment and management of the facility

>Disney realizes what's happening and thinks the theater did the edit, sues the theater for millions of dollars

>god's rapture already began and took out disney and the zillionaire who did the edit

>the theater survived